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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride I’m thinking: “Wow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.” Luckily and sadly that wasn’t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so I’m like, “Ay no homo.” “Huh?” He goes. “I just had to say that before we begin.” They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, “Mom, if you’d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.” So now I’m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasn’t the case. So I’m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, I’m not exaggerating 🚫🧢 . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. “Hi!” she says. “Go ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.” So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. “Those too.” She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like it’s a fucking bowl of popcorn. “Look right and cough for me.” I tried to cough but I whimpered instead 💀 i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, it’s the worst. Lemme set the scene for y’all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...

Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: My first Halloween without a husband, but I still have a good couples' costume. Pic: reddit u/Tela99 @DrSmashlove I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I’VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHE’S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO I’VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT IT’S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVE’S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE “Yeah, ok, first of all, ‘funnyman’...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friend’s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattle’s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human I’ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...she’s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)” AND I’D BE LIKE “THANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HE’S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISN’T RICK IT’S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOU’RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOY’S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DON’T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UP” WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama 🤗😂😂😂

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I’VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATT...

Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌

PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The thi...

England, Memes, and New York: Letter From Titanic Passenger Sold For $166,000 at Auction @balleralert On board R.M S'TITANIC e2てぇ 3 Letter From Titanic Passenger Sold For $166,000 at Auction -by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A letter written just one day before the Titanic sank has been sold for $166,000 at auction. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The letter was recovered from a passenger's body, and is believed to be one of the last letters written before the ship hit the iceberg and sank into the Atlantic. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surpassing expectations, the British auction house Henry Aldridge & Son predicted the item would go for £60,000 to £80,000 ($79,000 to $106,000). The winner of Saturday's auction name wasn't released. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The author of the letter was an American salesman named Alexander Oskar Holverson, he wrote the letter to his mother. Sadly, the letter shared Holverson's hopes to reach his destination: "If all goes well we will arrive in New York Wednesday A.M." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What makes this letter so special is it was written on April 13, 1912, one day before the ship sank midway through its voyage from Southampton, England to New York. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Holverson describes the world's largest built ship inside the letter. "This boat is giant in size and fitted up like a palacial hotel," wrote Holverson. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Holverson died when the Titanic went down along with 1,500 other passengers and crew. About 700 people survived including Holverson's wife, Mary. Holverson's body and other belongings were found days later in the Atlantic.

Letter From Titanic Passenger Sold For $166,000 at Auction -by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A letter written just one day before the...