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Advice, Dad, and Facebook: Her Dad Took Out the Door Screws In Her First Apartment and She's Warning Everyone To Do the Same... BY KAYLA BRANDON (3 HOURS AGO)ILIFESTYLE Mariana Harrison -Realtor Real Estate Agent 5,237 Likes January 23 at 10:47am- My dad gave me this advice a long time ago when I moved into my first apartment. He even came out and changed the screws for me as soon as I moved in. Someone else recently posted about it and I thought I would shae A good home security tip that you may have never thought about... Most contractors install the plates with the supplied screws which are only a half inch long and come out with one kick by a burglar. He installed 4 inch screws in their place that go through the door frame and into the framing of the house. They can kick for a long time before they the door hardware. Making a burglar make a bunch of noise and be foiled in their initial plan can not only give you time to arm yourself but they will most likely move on to an easier target. 173,159 Likes 23,606 Comments 221,243 Shares uncleromeo: thatsyawholethanghuh: meggory84: tygermama: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly. ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.

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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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Children, Friends, and Guns: SCHOOL INFORMATION www.rosevillepride.org ress Code: A student's dress should not interfere with the learning environme The following a prohibited Tank tops/muscle shirts Spaghetti straps Bare midriff tops Spandex/underwear as outerwear Inappropriate slogans and emblems Pajamas Slippers Sagging pants See-through clothing Sunglasses ear S. Fla irts Exposed undergarments Bandanas Questions (A G): Mr. Gary Scheff gscheff@roseville k12.mi us (H- O): Mrs. Monica Gabriel mgabriel@roseville k12 mi.us (P - Z): TBD Drop Off/Pick-u Morning . There are two areas to drop off students in the morning . Southbound Normal Street in front of the school on the sc side only (signs posted) Curb side in the North Lot using the driveway from Normal .No drop-offs in South Lot ATTENTION Uncle Sam's Misguided Children there is a picture of Roseville High School informational booklet being shared where it says Shirts with flags are prohibited. They have since added "no flags in a demeanor manner", no example as to what this really means really! Tag Your Friends & Follow us @unclesamsmisguidedchildren 🇺🇸FB page Fb.Com-UncleSamsChildren 🇺🇸YouTube Channel youtube.com-c-UncleSamsMisguidedChildren 🇺🇸 Visit our website for AlternativeMedia www.UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.com 🇺🇸 unclesamsmisguidedchildren MisguidedLife USMCNation AmericanProud veteranowned Murica Merica USMC secondamendment patriotic NRA pepethefrog guns covfefe conservative 2ndamendment maga republican trumpmemes tactical igmilitia donaldtrump Backtheblue cnnfakenews gop 1776 freedom

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