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*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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down-to-venus:Absolutely! Diversity should reflect the reality, the actual world where different people of different descent, views and appearances are living side by side. Let’s be clear about it: the lack of diversity leads to the lack of representation and it leads to frustration of children who have no role models from their community on TV, in books, movies and so on. We need diversity, we need this reality reflected accurately.: Follow OONT @TananariveDue "Diversity" should just be called "reality." Your books, your TV shows, your movies, your articles, your curricula, need to reflect REALITY 4:42 PM-26 Oct 2017 from Glendora, CA 6,041 Retweets 195esOC003 T'Challarive Due TTananariveDue Follow Too many people walk around believing there were no POC in NY in the 1940s or in the old west because of lack of representation in film & TV 4:55 PM- 26 Oct 2017 243 Retweets 689 Likes Sie Follow @TananariveDue In 1947, Boris Karloff, on SAG's anti- discrimination cmte, pushed for blacks to be 10% of all crowd scenes, IF ONLY, Source: Horror Noire 5:02 PM- 26 Oct 2017 from Glendora, CA Follow DONT @TananariveDue "Diversity" foes think we're trying to distort reality to create a lie when the actual lie is NOT having POC & women & LGBT voices/images 5:35 PM - 26 Oct 2017 from Glendora, CA 183 Retweets 436 Likes Follow @keobooks Replying to @beachbianchi @TananariveDue The sitcom Friends creepy. Not only was the whole cast whites, buui. thee characters lived in Manhattan and had no nonwhite coworkers, neighbors or friends. Creeped me out every time I watched The only thing that would have been weirder is if they lived in ar al whiie: Tokyo. 7:21 PM-26 Oct 2017 10 Retweets 94 LikesOA down-to-venus:Absolutely! Diversity should reflect the reality, the actual world where different people of different descent, views and appearances are living side by side. Let’s be clear about it: the lack of diversity leads to the lack of representation and it leads to frustration of children who have no role models from their community on TV, in books, movies and so on. We need diversity, we need this reality reflected accurately.

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I know Ima get hate for this but girls don't got any idea the suffering dudes go through with random boners popping up everywhere. They got pregnancy and periods but we got an overactive snake in our pants. Imagine this snake is a spoiled fucker and never listens to you and pops up whenever he feels like it. Only way to get rid of the snake is to pet it profusely till it calms down. But what happens if you're in public and can't pet that nigga until you get home? Ima tell y'all what to do in that situation. As soon as ya snake wanna try some fuck shit and pop up. Strangle that fucker with both hands. Make sure you got it in a vice grip. Smack it around. Grab ya waist band from ya boxers or pants and tuck that fuck nigga in there. Make sure you put most of the girth into the waist band or else it'll get loose again💪🏽. You don't want that. Shit if you wanna go the extra mile. Cut a rubber band in half and wrap it round ya belt loops. You got yourself a makeshift snake gate. Oh yeah make sure you wear a shirt that's a size larger then what you normally wear cause half ya dick gone be laid flat against ya stomach when you subdue the suspect. If you got a small dick don't stress it, just sag ya jeans to meet ya dick level. This technique saved me at my 8th grade dance. Saw shortie in a aqua blue dress with non existent ass and titties. Something bout her got a boy going. Thats a story for later tho.: Am I the only one who does this? I know Ima get hate for this but girls don't got any idea the suffering dudes go through with random boners popping up everywhere. They got pregnancy and periods but we got an overactive snake in our pants. Imagine this snake is a spoiled fucker and never listens to you and pops up whenever he feels like it. Only way to get rid of the snake is to pet it profusely till it calms down. But what happens if you're in public and can't pet that nigga until you get home? Ima tell y'all what to do in that situation. As soon as ya snake wanna try some fuck shit and pop up. Strangle that fucker with both hands. Make sure you got it in a vice grip. Smack it around. Grab ya waist band from ya boxers or pants and tuck that fuck nigga in there. Make sure you put most of the girth into the waist band or else it'll get loose again💪🏽. You don't want that. Shit if you wanna go the extra mile. Cut a rubber band in half and wrap it round ya belt loops. You got yourself a makeshift snake gate. Oh yeah make sure you wear a shirt that's a size larger then what you normally wear cause half ya dick gone be laid flat against ya stomach when you subdue the suspect. If you got a small dick don't stress it, just sag ya jeans to meet ya dick level. This technique saved me at my 8th grade dance. Saw shortie in a aqua blue dress with non existent ass and titties. Something bout her got a boy going. Thats a story for later tho.
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***STORY TIME*** Guten Morgen 😊 es ist mal wieder so weit und ich erzähle euch die Geschichte hinter diesem Cartoon 😉 Als sich meine Frau und ich kennenlernten, war es für mich liebe auf den ersten Blick. Ganz anders bei Ihr... da dauerte es Wochen bzw Monate bis Sie merkte wie toll ich bin 🤣🤣 Bei unserem ersten, nennen wir es mal "Date" (meine Frau behauptet bis heute es war ein rein freundschaftliches Treffen, jaaaa klaaar 😉😅) schwebte ich so auf Wolke sieben, sodass ich mich kaum konzentrieren konnte was Sie damals zu mir sprach. So entsand die Situation, das meine jetzige Frau mich vor einem anfahrendem Auto warnte, aber ich ihr null zuhörte, bzw. Gedanklich bereits andere Pläne schmiedete 😂😂 kurz bevor mich das Auto anfahren konnte, zog Sie mich so ruckartig von der Staße, dass wir gemeinsam auf den Bordstein fielen 🚗🤣. Von da an waren wir unzertrennlich 😊 (Naja für mich zumindest, bei Ihr dauerte es dann weitere Monate bis sie merkte wie toll ich bin 😉🤣🤣) Ich wünsche Euch schönes Wochenende. LG José: horst du mir o Hey, Ich warte bis sie in Hol Fertig ist mit ihrem nicht zu reift uns an! Blabla, sag ihr, dass alle O sie schone Augen hat ir und kusse sie. Genialer sterben! an Jose Comics ***STORY TIME*** Guten Morgen 😊 es ist mal wieder so weit und ich erzähle euch die Geschichte hinter diesem Cartoon 😉 Als sich meine Frau und ich kennenlernten, war es für mich liebe auf den ersten Blick. Ganz anders bei Ihr... da dauerte es Wochen bzw Monate bis Sie merkte wie toll ich bin 🤣🤣 Bei unserem ersten, nennen wir es mal "Date" (meine Frau behauptet bis heute es war ein rein freundschaftliches Treffen, jaaaa klaaar 😉😅) schwebte ich so auf Wolke sieben, sodass ich mich kaum konzentrieren konnte was Sie damals zu mir sprach. So entsand die Situation, das meine jetzige Frau mich vor einem anfahrendem Auto warnte, aber ich ihr null zuhörte, bzw. Gedanklich bereits andere Pläne schmiedete 😂😂 kurz bevor mich das Auto anfahren konnte, zog Sie mich so ruckartig von der Staße, dass wir gemeinsam auf den Bordstein fielen 🚗🤣. Von da an waren wir unzertrennlich 😊 (Naja für mich zumindest, bei Ihr dauerte es dann weitere Monate bis sie merkte wie toll ich bin 😉🤣🤣) Ich wünsche Euch schönes Wochenende. LG José

***STORY TIME*** Guten Morgen 😊 es ist mal wieder so weit und ich erzähle euch die Geschichte hinter diesem Cartoon 😉 Als sich meine Frau...

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