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Tumblr, Blog, and Com: my kind of salad epicjohndoe: Perfect Salad

epicjohndoe: Perfect Salad

Girl Memes, Lettuce, and You: When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce Well I tried

Well I tried

Lol, Memes, and Saw: michael @michaelktweets why did the tomato blush because he saw the salad dressing lol I just had surgery 7:34 PM 24 Nov 18 I dont understand where this came from. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zrucfY

I dont understand where this came from. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zrucfY

Memes, Work, and Fuck: Charnado @shesatornado How the fuck am l supposed to go back to work tomorrow. I don't even remember what I do. Post 1647: I forgot how to be a salad

Post 1647: I forgot how to be a salad

Lol, Saw, and Michael: ta JOHN retweeted michael @michaelktweets : why did the tomato blush : why because he saw the salad dressing : lol : I just had surgery 1:34 am 25 Nov 18

Memes, Shit, and Time: When you finally try to eat healthy but made your salad with romaine lettuce Last time I eat healthy shit. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Kwbk3F

Last time I eat healthy shit. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Kwbk3F

Lol, Saw, and Michael: michael @michaelktweets : why did the tomato blush : wh because he saw the salad dressing : lol Ijust had surgery 11/24/18, 5:34 PM

Guns, Memes, and Bear: ThinkProgress @thinkprogre.. 19h Romaine lettuce in stores, but guns are still available 24 hours per day bit.ly/2PPZE1z THINK PROGRESS is too dangerous to be 1,530 05 1,552 Razor ahale_razor Replying to @thinkprogress There is no constitutional right to bear salad 11/23/18, 6:40 PM (GC)

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Guns, Memes, and Bear: ThinkProgress @thinkprogre... 19h Romaine lettuce is too dangerous to be in stores, but guns are still available 24 hours per day bit.ly/2PPZE1z THINK PROGRESS 91,530 t805 1,552 Razor @hale_razor Replying to @thinkprogress There is no constitutional right to bear salad 11/23/18, 6:40 PM (LC)

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Yummy, The Wiggles, and Fruit: Me: T'm not gonna Mosh tonight, I'm not really feeling it" THE WIGGLES FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY e:

Memes, Thanksgiving, and Dish: Kenzie Huffman @kenziehuffman56 I am officially "taking a dish to thanksgiving dinner" years old. Post 1612: I brought the salad 🥗

Post 1612: I brought the salad 🥗

Yummy, The Wiggles, and Fruit: Me: T'm not gonna Mosh tonight, I'm not really feeling it" THE WIGGLES FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY e:

Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and E Coli: Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha Shouldn't ass eaters have a natural immunity to e.coli in romaine lettuce? 11/21/18, 10:33 AM 21 Retweets 173 Likes Only if the salad was tossed correctly (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Only if the salad was tossed correctly (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Mood, and Yo: nu @nonnaay_ When u hit yo pinky toe on the bed rail Send message Post 1604: in the words of my great great grandfather Kale Salad IV, this is a big mood

Post 1604: in the words of my great great grandfather Kale Salad IV, this is a big mood

America, Memes, and Thanksgiving: The CDCjust announced that pie is basically safer to eat than salad HAPPY THANKSGIVING AMERICA 😂

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Yummy, The Wiggles, and Fruit: Me: "lI'm not gonna Mosh tonight, I'm not really feeling it" THE WIGGLES FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY Me: YUMMY

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: my kind of salad epicjohndoe: Perfect Salad

epicjohndoe: Perfect Salad

Funny, Animal, and Pictures: ATER When she orders a salad and then eats half of your shrimp scampi. 24 Funny Animal Pictures To Distract You From Whatever You’re Supposed To Be Doing

24 Funny Animal Pictures To Distract You From Whatever You’re Supposed To Be Doing

Life, Humans of Tumblr, and Bowl: Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: C.F. Payne Is fo Salad Mike Lester memehumor: No wonder kids don’t learn to spell so good in this town

memehumor: No wonder kids don’t learn to spell so good in this town

Life, Memes, and 🤖: Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Post 1567: this every day of my salad life

Post 1567: this every day of my salad life

Bubba, Dank, and Forrest Gump: BUBBA GUMP RUN FORREST RUN RESTADRANT UPSTAIRS TUDIO EAT BUBBA SHRIMP AT TH FORREST GOMP THEMED RESTAURANT Shrimp soup, shrimp burger, shrimp salad and a shrimp RESTAURANT. Forrest Gump fans will love this... 🍤

Game of Thrones, Memes, and News: Variety @Variety Game of Thrones' Season 8 to Premiere in April Follow @kalesaladnews and get your news from a salad!!!!

Follow @kalesaladnews and get your news from a salad!!!!

Makeup, Memes, and Shower: Kay Brown @kayyorkcity tcl Have you ever taken your makeup off, moisturized, slept, taken a shower, and then when you dry your face you STILLLL have makeup on? Post 1547: as a type of salad, I can relate

Post 1547: as a type of salad, I can relate

Memes, Saw, and Time: RACH @rachyymarshall what is the stupidest thing you've said to a celebrity? Post 1535: one time I saw a Caesar salad and was like “hey you are a salad like me” and I’ve been regretting it ever since

Post 1535: one time I saw a Caesar salad and was like “hey you are a salad like me” and I’ve been regretting it ever since

9gag, Jokes, and Com: When your salad keeps making jokes... VIA 9GAG.COM

Funny, Memes, and Pizza: Me: I'm going to be healthy Breakfast:fruit esarcasm ony Lunch: sandwich Dinner: salad Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, Wine, and 🤖: I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. well, it's mostly grapes ok,"ip's all grapes. fermented grapes t4 I'm having wine for dinner. Typical Cersei dinner! https://t.co/bgRYhfLhxs

Typical Cersei dinner! https://t.co/bgRYhfLhxs

Being Alone, America, and Cute: reply bi @BUGPOSTING always thinking about how the US Geological Survey couldn't classify this bee so they put its genus and species into their official government files as "bee cute furry face" USGS Bee Inventory an... bee cute furry face, m, argentina, angle_2014-08-07-18.11.05 Zs PMax ourecotelles, Unknown Hairyeye Bee, collected in Argentina What an attractive bee, unfortunately, that is about all we can say about this species other than it is found in the western temperate regions of South America. It belongs to a little studied group and most of the work that has been done comes from museums where 22 species have been described from various collections. There is one note that a few nests were found in wooden traps nests that mimic naturally occurring beetle holes or cavities in plant stems, whether that holds true for all species is unknown. Just in this genus alone exists dozens of graduate degrees, waiting for someone to explore this group's life history. Post 1522: I will spend every moment for the rest of my salad life thinking about this

Post 1522: I will spend every moment for the rest of my salad life thinking about this

Reese's, Breakfast, and Plastic: Had egg whites for breakfast and I'lI probably have a salad for lunch sol can eat a plastic jack-o-lantern full of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups tonight.

Tumblr, Vegan, and Avocado: Raw vegan tacos are the best! G (Lettuce, avocado, lemon, cilantro, red onion, cherry tomatoes, capsicum, corn) 8 memehumor: That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

memehumor: That’s not a taco, that’s a salad 🌮🤦‍♂️

Memes, 🤖, and Ranch Dressing: When you order a side salad instead of fries. .2 MEMES Also me: completely drown it in ranch dressing. (@memes)

Cats, Cute, and Another: He hates salad As if cats really needed another day for us to worship them! #CatMemes #FunnyCats #Cute #NationalCatDay

As if cats really needed another day for us to worship them! #CatMemes #FunnyCats #Cute #NationalCatDay

Head, Memes, and 🤖: coconut head @adriennedenaee how you secure the bag after getting that bread... Post 1443: im the type of salad that twists the bag instead of using one of these

Post 1443: im the type of salad that twists the bag instead of using one of these

Meme, Memes, and School: iamcardib @iamcardib My niece told everybody in her school that I'm her aunt and they think she lying now i gotta go pick her up Post 1435: this happens to me all the time people are like “I know kale salad the best meme account that ever lived” and then I gotta show up so they don’t think they are a liar

Post 1435: this happens to me all the time people are like “I know kale salad the best meme account that ever lived” and then I gotta show u...

Memes, Back, and 🤖: lyds @lydiaaa_w If l ever go missing and someone writes my real weight on the poster I'm not coming back Post 1434: I’m a salad I weigh 1 ounce when wet ps

Post 1434: I’m a salad I weigh 1 ounce when wet ps

Food, Nasty, and Fuck: When the food at the function is nasty as fuck When someone makes my plate and puts potato salad on it 🤢🤢🤢

When someone makes my plate and puts potato salad on it 🤢🤢🤢

Hoe, Memes, and Kale: Ichigo @aarifah_ Your pornstar name is: Your first name your last name Bc it's you. You're a hoe. Post 1422: kale salad is my porn star name???

Post 1422: kale salad is my porn star name???

Fam, Marilyn Manson, and Memes: dave @airbagged "marilyn manson looks like nicholas cage dressed up as marilyn manson" Post 1417: good morning kale salad fam

Post 1417: good morning kale salad fam

Advice, Work, and Book: I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around with salads. Are you a work person or a salad person? Either way you could benefit from our new book on career advice, on sale NOW!! Link in bio or betches.co-whh. Photo via imgur

Are you a work person or a salad person? Either way you could benefit from our new book on career advice, on sale NOW!! Link in bio or betch...

Drinking, Heart, and Water: Liver Heart Me eating 1 salad leaf and drinking 8 ounces of water

Chicken, Dank Memes, and Hell: when you cheated on her 565 times and she tells you her male co-worker bought her a salad with chicken init omr left hand @mr_left hand THAT'S TOO PAINFUL Oh Hell Naw. 😠 TheyGottaDie

Oh Hell Naw. 😠 TheyGottaDie

Drinking, Heart, and Water: Liver Heart Me eating 1 salad leaf and drinking 8 ounces of water

Drinking, Heart, and Water: Liver Heart Me eating 1 salad leaf and drinking 8 ounces of water Ur doing great

Ur doing great

Reese's, Peanut Butter, and Can: I'm having a salad for lunch sol can have three dozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups tonight. I have no willpower after 9pm.

I have no willpower after 9pm.

Dank, 🤖, and Notes: AND F PERHAPS A SALAD? chacklingl PERHAPS NOT. 381,209 notes

Gym, Instagram, and Meme: *eats yogurt for breakfast *goes to the gym for 2 hrs *salad for lunch *drinks water all day Me @ 8pm: non aesthetic things @PicturesFo... @hoest was voted ‘The Best Meme Account on Instagram in 2018’

@hoest was voted ‘The Best Meme Account on Instagram in 2018’

Brains, Gif, and God: Having a CiVI discussion on the street Roundhouse kiking a Woman vouu disagree with amkrii: omega-bellum: omgweatherunderground: omega-bellum: nunyabizni: ……don’t call the cops just kick the shit out of him. Good god that was stupid. Tragedy. The pro-life inbred too objectively retarded to serve any purpose to the benefit or continuance of society didn’t get their brains blown out. Can’t yourself pro-life if you’re too objectively retarded to understand ecological devastation and models of sustainability as well as the socioeconomic prospects millions of people suffering in complete destitution as the result of the inefficient and coercive models regarding the relations of class and property. ….were there any words in that or did you just vomit out every thought that popped into your head? There was not a cohesive argment anywhere in there. That’s a fine word salad is what it is.

amkrii: omega-bellum: omgweatherunderground: omega-bellum: nunyabizni: ……don’t call the cops just kick the shit out of him. Good god tha...

Blessed, Food, and Instagram: Mark @brickonator There's a channel on youtube called Grandpa Kitchen and it's a happy old man cooking giant meals that he then shares with a bunch of kids. It funds a bunch of food and literacy programs too. Really blessed content. 1027 12-35 1024 10:1 Pepper Chicken Recipel Fried Pepper Chicken l Easy 259K views-2 months ago Veg Salad Recipe I Quick and Healthy Vegetable Salad I Samosa Recipe | Onion Samosa Recipe IFamous Fruit Salad Recipe | Indian Fruit Ninja | Amazing Fruit 1M views-3 months ago 305K views 2 months ago 61K iews 2 months ago 0:48 0:37 Crispy Onion Pakora l Quick and Easy Onion Snacks Crispy Fried Shrimp Recipe ! Quick and Easy Prawns Mozzarella Cheese Sticks l Easy American Snacks American Chopsuey Recipe Classic American Chop Suey 52k views-3 months ago 26x views 3 months ago 748K views 3 months ago 676K views 3 months ago awesomacious: Taken from @tanksgoodnews on Instagram

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