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Candy, Dude, and Facts: SWORN TO DEFEAT SEVEN EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS IN ORDER TO DATE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS, HAUNTED BY A TRAUMATIC PAST OF HIS OWN, PERSECUTED BY BANDMATES AND GAY BEST FRIENDS, HIS NAME IS TM COME ON SCOTT,. COME SCOTT! l4 JUST GIMME A SECOND! I NEED TO PICK THE BEST DRINK, OKAY?? RAMONA FLOWERS: American expatriate ninja courier (age THE MOVIE STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, AND t I STILL NEED TO GOTO THE Path unknown) WALLACE WELLS: Scott Pilgrim's cool gay roommate CANDY STORE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, ANYWAY? THERE ARE TONS OF DIFFERENCES! JUST GOTTA DO THE MATH ON THESE POWER-UPS BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF SOFT DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL WEIRD AND BUBBLY. ur nutritive Nutrition Facts r 250 mL/par 250 Valeur nutritive Per 250 mi./par 250 ml % Daily Value % valeur quotidienne ength Force +1 % valeur quotidien telligence 0 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/ Vitesse +2 Strength / Force +1 Will / Volonté +2 ot a significant s Intelligence-1 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/Vitesse +1 Will/ Volonté +3 fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitaminA C, calcium or iron of saturated fat, ficgnt source of saturated fat Not a set chaiesterol, fibre, vitamin A, e négligeable de lipides saturés trans, cholestérol, fibres, vita Source negs cholestérol, fibres, vitami SCOTT PILGRIM: indecisive loser-hero hybrid (23 years old) able de lipides saturés, vitamine C, calcium et fer SCOTT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW NOT JUST ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS /WHAT?! HA WALLACE DOESN'T HAVE GOODNESS IN HIS HEART!! WALLACE GOT US FREE TICKETS TO THE GAY COWBoy MOVIE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HIM! GREAT, NOW HURRY UP OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GET THE STUPID PEPS LINE WITH +3 TO WILL AND PAY FOR IT, AND YOU IDIOT! 15 MINUTES IN THERE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING!? WE'RE RUNNING TO THE CANDY STORE! FOLLOW ME! RUNNING? BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DRINK! I'LL DEHYDRATE! SH Mvsd Mo X/ IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR WALLET.. THOUGHT TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT FREE STUFF! NO, BECAUSE (A) YOU'LL TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT, AND (B) NO SUGAR FOR YOU!! CAN I GET SOME FREE CANDY? CAN YOU MAKE IT idI HAPPEN? JUST SOME CHOCOLATE MAYBE? YEAH! UNLESS YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE CANDY STORE, LIKE ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ErS A FREE RIDE, DUDE! YEAH, ACTUALLY WE'RE SITTING IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR TWO HOURS, DUDE... I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ALL GRABBY. NO SUGAR?! OH, DOES !「 IT'S REALLY FOR THE BEST THAT HE DIDN'T HE GET UP TO GO PEE HALFWAY HALFWAY? TRY SIX TIMES THAT'S A RECORD, NOT AN AVERAGE! GET A DRINK,THROUGH EITHER. THE MOVIE? 4. draconian62: FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim

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Being Alone, Memes, and News: Courtesy of @mdhealthtips... A REAL gallbladder, surgically excised and opened to reveal cholesterol gallstones inside. The gallbladder, sitting just underneath the liver, releases a compound called bile into the gut after we eat to help aid in digestion. One component of bile is cholesterol, which when too highly concentrated within the bile, can crystallize to form gallstones. . These stones can lodge within the ducts exiting the gallbladder and liver, causing abdominal pain (particularly in the right upper part of the abdomen where the gallbladder and liver are located), jaundice (or yellowing of the skin bilirubin buildup - another component of bile), and inflammation (called cholecystitis). It's not surprising that high blood cholesterol levels predispose to the development of gallstones. In the western world, 90% of gallstones are made of crystallized cholesterol. . So... high blood cholesterol doesn't just cause atherosclerosis, or plaque buildup in the arteries - elevated cholesterol can deposit and crystallize in other sites as well. The good news though, is that through lifestyle alone we can significantly prevent this. We can lower our cholesterol levels through regular aerobic exercise as well as a diet low in saturated fat and high in fiber (fiber actually binds cholesterol in our guts, preventing its absorption!) 🍏🍎🍐 science healthtips gallbladder

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Food, Memes, and Protein: Progress! Canada's New Draft Food Guidelines Favors Plant-Based Protein and Eliminates Dairy As a Food Group Canada Canada adaane Votre santé et votre Eating Well with Canada Food Guide www.riseofthevegan.com The Canadian government has issued new draft healthy eating recommendations, which would overhaul the antiquated system of food categories-focusing instead on eating patterns-and emphasize the importance of including a "high proportion of plant-based foods." The milk category is indeed gone in the draft recommendations, and healthy legumes are elevated above animal foods. www.riseofthevegan.com lG | @veganbodybuildingンム 🌱🇨🇦🔥The Canadian government has issued new draft healthy eating recommendations, which would overhaul the antiquated system of food categories—focusing instead on eating patterns—and emphasize the importance of including a “high proportion of plant-based foods.” The milk category is indeed gone in the draft recommendations, and the powerhouse legume has been elevated above animal foods. _ The draft food guide’s first, foundational recommendation establishes the importance of whole foods and specifies that plant-based foods (such as legumes) are a preferred source of protein. The recommendation is for “regular intake of vegetables, fruit, whole grains and protein-rich foods, especially plant-based sources of protein.” _ The draft guidelines also encourage a shift away from animal foods by advising that people eat foods with unsaturated fat instead of saturated fat (saturated fat is found almost exclusively in animal foods). The recommendation is for the “inclusion of foods that contain mostly unsaturated fat, instead of foods that contain mostly saturated fat.” _ There’s no more dairy food group, a win not only for public health but also cultural inclusivity, given that up to 90 percent of some non-European ethnicities are lactose intolerant. It’s also a huge win for the cows who really don’t want us to kill their babies so we can steal their milk. Instead, the guidelines will sensibly advise people to drink water. _ The draft guidelines acknowledge that our food system is inextricably linked to our environment, contributing to greenhouse gas emissions, soil degradation, decreases in water quality and availability, and wildlife loss. The draft food guide states that “diets higher in plant-based foods and lower in animal-based foods are associated with a lesser environmental impact.” Expanding our conception of health to include environmental considerations makes sense because our short- and long-term mental and physical health are directly related to the health—or not—of our environment. _ Clickable link to full article in @veganbodybuilding profile. _ riseofthevegan vegan canada

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Ass, Bitch, and Children: When you forget to order your izza boneless Your family should have grinded you into fine powder for ramen packets shitcunt you slanty eyed sushi chomping shit drive, sorry could you repeat that sentence? oh wait i dont speak poverty or third worlder. I hope you outlive your children you idiotic dunce. Your entire being is one big waste of atoms. You probably came out of your mothers ass because her cunt was too busy. If you were twice as smart you'd still be fucking incompetent. I'm amazed you got out of bed this morning you fucking vegetable. I hope the person closest to you dies you turtleneck looking bitch. They say you are what you eat but when the did you devour the entire special ed class? And you're so fucking fat I'm surprised you haven't collapsed into a singularity by now. Do you really think you could talk shit to me and get away with? How many times does your Uncle have to molest you to realize you're a pathetic piece of shit? You're about as useful as a sundial in a black hole. I hope hot water comes out of every water fountain you use. I think that pencil next to you has a slightly higher IQ than you. Your father would probably be disappointed in you, if he actually stayed in your life. You're proof that constant masturbation doesn't burn calories you hentai watching fuck tard. No wonder your Mom killed herself you worthless sack of shit. Are you crying now? Or is that the saturated fat running down your face from sweating? Next time don't comment stupid shit on the internet, dumbass.
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