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Asian, Bad, and Books: 1 58% .ooo Verizon 6:25 PM Tweet Angry Asian Man @angryasianman Who says no celebrities are attending the inauguration? Art of Stephen Byrne @Stephen Byrne86 <sigh> Inauguration TRUMP 1/15/17, 6:24 PM Reply to Angry Asian Man, Art of Stephen Byrne Home Notifications Moments Messages Me TRUMP the-secret-ginger: emperor-of-matzah: ambris: radicalclownfriend: satsuisquad: lastwonderoftheworld: iluvatardis: claudiaboleyn: abbiehollowdays: draco-americanus-the-dragon: abbiehollowdays: ollertonex: no offense bt why is magneto , a jewish man , listed as being in the crowd here I agree… He wouldn’t be there to support him… (He might be there to burn shit down tho). Wait Magneto is Jewish? Yep. Google it. I’m pretty sure he’s there to take down the stadium. He’s waiting for the opportune moment is all. Also the Joker has fought Red Skull, a Nazi. He would not be there not next to Red Skull or with Trump. The Joker may be terrible but he’s an AMERICAN villain.  I don’t think Hannibal Lecter would be there either. His sister was murdered and eaten by Nazi’s, and he often targeted people like Trump as his victims. If you read the books, he hates and targets people he thinks of as morally pugnacious. He also targeted people with bad manners.  i think that’s exactly why dr. lecter is there Tfw fiction villains have more standards then the president-elect  Half of these villains, their worst crime is being a buncha megalomaniacs. They might be power hungry, but are otherwise equal-opportunity employers. Which automatically makes them morally superior to Trump, who is a megalomaniac AND racist/sexist/elitist bastard, among other things. Also Darth Vader was literally born a slave why is he there? I’m also pretty sure Doctor Doom wouldn’t be there either because he’d be more concerned with ruling Latvia to care about the inauguration or he’d be actively planning Trump’s overthrowing because Doom is pretty apposed to anyone who isn’t him holding power.
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Dildo, Dude, and Facebook: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 agoodcartoon: nidoranduran: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore. that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
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