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Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
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Being Alone, Christmas, and Driving: Fun Activities to Look Forward to During Christmas Time @balleralert Fun Activities to Look Forward to During Christmas Time - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Family Gatherings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The best feeling in the world is being around your family during the holidays. There’s guaranteed to be food on deck, good laughs and of course the “grocery store run” your cousins invite you on. It’s a night filled with endless card game disputes, football trivia and a couple extra trays of food to go home with. What beats that? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Christmas Classics On TV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Home Alone’, ‘A Christmas Story’ and ‘Friday After Next’, equals one amazing night. It’s time to kick back, use whatever extra time you have and immerse yourself into some good ole’ nostalgic Christmas classics. Perfect for a family affair or a night with friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Holiday Family Photos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s that time of the year when families dress up and show the world what Christmas spirit, combined with color coordination, really looks like. Some people keep it traditional while others change up the theme each year. Whatever you do, have fun and make sure you buy wallet size photos to share! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Fall Fashion ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SLAY bells ring, are you listening? Pea coats, matching scarves and gloves, furs, leather and dare I say......Timbs. This season is pretty much a haven for fashion. It’s time to live your best winter life. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Holiday Decorations and Lights ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lights, blow-up Jack Frosts, neon “Merry Christmas” signs and maybe a nativity scene. Random nights with no plans is when driving through neighborhoods to see Christmas decorations fits in perfectly. Whether you’re taking the kids or adding to a date night, it’s always nice to experience what the holidays look like through another’s eyes.

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Brains, Chill, and College: 53 Humans Are Weird arcticfoxbear So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones? going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all "SCOREI Earth like worldi Let's get exploring before we get out competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just.. there... counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving arafaelkestra To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a 'humans are awesome' fiction megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it. For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia. crazy-pages Alien: Im sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range. Alien:"... I'm sorry did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was-20 at least. Human "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that. Alien:.. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling? Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes. Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy. val-tashoth You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active volcanism? Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction. What, the molten rock?" Well, yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES7 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about." Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such well, actually. ...what? we kinda.sent... people.. ".. what? we sent- no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?" y-yeah and they didn't... die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???1?1712 burntcopper But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeil is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again ...well.. Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible about those Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better 159,505 notes We are space australia
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Apparently, Fucking, and Gif: Meet The Woman Who Makes Wool Scarves Out Of Her Vagina Meet the woman who is fighting the patriarchy by knitting out of her vagina. REBELCIRCUS.COM <p><a href="http://forthehood.tumblr.com/post/158685621422/darkness-and-shadow" class="tumblr_blog">forthehood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://thenightlymist.tumblr.com/post/158684585275" class="tumblr_blog">thenightlymist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://darkness-and-shadow.tumblr.com/post/158683954735/libertarirynn-feanorus-rex-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">darkness-and-shadow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://american-werewolf-in-kuwait.tumblr.com/post/158682795524/feanorus-rex-libertarirynn-feanorus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">american-werewolf-in-kuwait</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158681049084/feanorus-rex-libertarirynn-feanorus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/158680963289/feanorus-rex-libertarirynn-id-rather-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158680796784/feanorus-rex-libertarirynn-id-rather-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/158680686574/id-rather-fucking-not" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158680483794/id-rather-fucking-not" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’d rather fucking not.</p></blockquote> <p>Does she like, shove the ball of yarn up into it or? </p> </blockquote> <p>I made the <strike>huge mistake</strike> of looking into it and apparently it’s “performance art” where she sits on a platform in a shirt knitting from yarn she has stored in her vagina for 28 days. She knits during menstruation too. She calls it “casting off from my womb”.</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to die. Can I have a link? </p> </blockquote> <p>OK. But remember you asked for this: <a href="http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/meet-woman-makes-wool-scarves-vagina/">http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/meet-woman-makes-wool-scarves-vagina/</a></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="512" data-tumblr-attribution="n-wordbelike:Gji7JlkLipQnH5pkwt1Z6w:ZtCBRg29dxRB3" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7afe0b192f2f4a5d027b027f001c602/tumblr_oaoxm67lOY1vayxj5o1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7afe0b192f2f4a5d027b027f001c602/tumblr_inline_on6uvg1rrr1t4yy1d_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7afe0b192f2f4a5d027b027f001c602/tumblr_oaoxm67lOY1vayxj5o1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>She probably got mad because no man would sleep with her so she decided to shove yarn up her vagina as compensation.</p> </blockquote> <p>what is this</p> </blockquote> <p>I am laughing hysterically at this</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="938" data-orig-width="625"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7c6f612de4118314a6cff088598df8c/tumblr_inline_on6z56Jmaz1qe9zk6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="938" data-orig-width="625"/></figure></blockquote> <p>AUGH IT GOT WORSE</p>
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Be Like, Bless Up, and Dieting: Dog birthdays are the best birthdays!! Shout to u girls walking around the city in them slim fit Moncler and Canada Goose down coats I see y'all. Lil fine asses y'all think y'all slick. Y'all ain't slick at all. Smash got quadruple x ray vision. U could be wearing that coat over a sweater over another shirt over a bra and imma still be able to ascertain with only a quick glance whether or not I want u to bear my chirren. Them hats with the fur lining with the flappy ears? Them big Burberry scarves with the overcheck? None of that is slick. Smash got a radar for this shit. Y'all gotta remember - I do deals in the Middle East. I travel to a part of the world where I gotta sometimes make a snap judgment based on half an ankle and a half-revealed eyebrow whether a girl gorgeous or not. Y'all. Ain't. Slick. I swear I could judge a beauty contest where the girls wear burqas and I'd be like "Duanphen from Thailand bring your fine ass here u win the beauty contest I could tell by your strut that u fine AF" and then the burqas come off and bam, Smash was right, Ms. Thailand was indeed the winner. Nah but u know what fuck beauty contests. Beauty is more than that. It's not just physical. It's how a woman carry herself. It's how she talk. It's her intellect. It's her independence. It's whether if we're in a argument, she should ice cold slap me across the cheek - hard - and be like "I told you not to push my button" and I'm like "cot damn this woman assault and batteried me ok I deserved it but wow - she crazy, and high-key scary - I like it." How did I get on this tangent? All I'm saying is, regardless how thick your coat is, I see u. That holiday winter weight on your ass and hips looking right. Forget that new year resolution and lemme bury my face in it before u crash diet and start doing three spin classes per day for 'bikini weather'. Let smash enjoy it before it melts away. U dig! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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