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Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂
Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂

The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately tha...

Ass, Booty, and Church: These pants make the world go round... Ass be looking STUPID fat it don't matter who it is There has to be a deeper science behind these tights. My homie grandma accidentally through on his sisters leggings for a funeral mistaking them for stockings. Grandma carol was caked up up beyond measure. Every time her walker hit the floor her cake would make the sanctuary shift. Hymnols falling out the pews, if she twerked dust from the creation of earth would shake out. Ass so powerful it would cause a wind to blow and change the pages in the Bible. Grandma Carol walked past the casket we seen Grandpa Dale sit straight up like the undertaker. Eyes rolled all the way back. He done turned into a white walker. I thought we would need to do a exorcism. Last time a old niqqa came back to life stinkmiener caused havoc. The whole church scared he done senses the booty levels over 10,000,000 and such power bought the dead back to life. It was like the hand of the booty Gods reached down from the heavens and woke up Grandpa Dale. Nigga caught the strength of 1000 sayians and took grandma Carol home. Grandpa Dale ain’t even last two strokes he wasn’t hooked up to his dialysis machine and died again. Nigga funeral this Tuesday. Moral of the story these leggings have to power to bring the dead back to life, make saggy old booty cheeks into rejuvenated pieces of cake.
Ass, Booty, and Church: These pants make the world go
 round... Ass be looking STUPID fat
 it don't matter who it is
There has to be a deeper science behind these tights. My homie grandma accidentally through on his sisters leggings for a funeral mistaking them for stockings. Grandma carol was caked up up beyond measure. Every time her walker hit the floor her cake would make the sanctuary shift. Hymnols falling out the pews, if she twerked dust from the creation of earth would shake out. Ass so powerful it would cause a wind to blow and change the pages in the Bible. Grandma Carol walked past the casket we seen Grandpa Dale sit straight up like the undertaker. Eyes rolled all the way back. He done turned into a white walker. I thought we would need to do a exorcism. Last time a old niqqa came back to life stinkmiener caused havoc. The whole church scared he done senses the booty levels over 10,000,000 and such power bought the dead back to life. It was like the hand of the booty Gods reached down from the heavens and woke up Grandpa Dale. Nigga caught the strength of 1000 sayians and took grandma Carol home. Grandpa Dale ain’t even last two strokes he wasn’t hooked up to his dialysis machine and died again. Nigga funeral this Tuesday. Moral of the story these leggings have to power to bring the dead back to life, make saggy old booty cheeks into rejuvenated pieces of cake.

There has to be a deeper science behind these tights. My homie grandma accidentally through on his sisters leggings for a funeral mistaking ...