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We had some left over cinnamon rolls so I thought I would share (and yes you can scrape the frosting off the pan as long as you use a fork)

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Alive, Books, and Brains: 21% 10:33 PM X Share Vote 673 Award report? "Got to get down to the bus stop Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)" The motorcade departed late, due to delays. Along the way, citizens and friends of the President lined the streets in an enthusiastic display "Kicking in the front seat. Sitting in the back seat. Got to make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"JFK and the First Lady we're seated in the back of the car, with governor John Connally and his wife "kicking it" in the front. "It's Friday, Friday. Got to get down on Friday" Friday, November 22nd was the day that Lee Harvey Oswald murdered JFK. When he opened fire, the first shot missed. A warning from the secret service agent in the car to "get down!" wasn't heeded in time; the second shot struck J FK in the back before the final bullet hit his head. Additionally, in the music video, Black sits in the back of a convertible...in the same position that JFK took that day in his. Do you think it's a coincidence? Reply 807 8 more replies pants1000 5d Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The p0op accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever. longer alive. The poop accelerates. Reply t 559 19 more replies SkillerNu 3d Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good oľ American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it-you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Add a comment Has anyone read the comments on the advertisments? They're fucking wierd.
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Definitely, Head, and Life: Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)21:58:41 No.22994998 2299501022995019 Still don't know what to make of this, still lay awake at times thinking about it. >be me, 6 years ago, 17 >hot and humid July night, over at buddies house to play some games, drink, talk, typical teenager shit. >getting pretty late, about 11:30 so I tell friend I'm gonna head out and leave >text mom I'm on my way home, House is like a 20 minute bike ride from buddy's place. >about half way ho ste either side of the rough sidewalk, trees every few yards oying the late night breeze and what not stre et light every hundred feet or: semi related >suddenly things feel off, the visible sidewalk and street seem to get much darker, get a very weird feeling in chest, like I just chugged a soda or something >caught off guard by feeling and wipe out on my bike, eat shit. >pretty much as soon as I fell, stand up, cursing, dust myself off, pick up bike >phone no longer in pocket, mustve fallen out, look around and see it in the grass a few feet away >pick it up and turn it on to make sure it's not broken or anything >4:30 am >freak the fuck out >17 missed calls think I mustve knocked myself out or something, call back mom >instantly answers >anon! Where are you! Are you ok? Where have you been? Is every thing ok? >you know, the works >tell her l'm ok and that I'm not really sure what has happened, that I'm on the sidewalk about half way home >anon that's impossible, your father and I have been up and down your route home countless times and haven't seen you at all >load bike into trunk and get in the car, they question, no, interrogate me all the way home >initial shock is over for them, they seem to think I'm lying >tell them I swear I was just on my way home, fell, and then this >beginning to question myself as well, how did this happen, WHAT happened >get home, 4:40ish cont.? Will go ahead and paste because I already typed this shit and the /b/fags didn't have anything to say Cont. finally get in bed around 5:30 am, definitely won't be sleeping running through everything that happened over and over again in my head >feeling a horrific feeling knowing that I have absolutely no recollection of like 4 hours of my life >feel physically fine, no bumps, bruises, not even a scrape >think there's no way I could've knocked myself out >and I was laying on the sidewalk when I fell, so if I was somehow knocked out, parents definitely would've seen me >feel lost, like I'm missing something >think about the feeling I feit right before I fell, think how I've never felt anything like it >have completely no memory of the time frame, for me the span from when I fell to when I got up happened in a matter of seconds >still to this day think about it and have no idea what happened to me on that night It's around the 6 year anniversary of this, and parents pretty much refuse to talk about it.Think maybe telling you retards will kinda get it off my chest or something, I don't know. But here you go. Anon accidently warps time
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Food: 7:311 4G Belle Delphine's bath water Ihave lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long l'l last. just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sureI won't sleep until they've come in. 9am Wae i'm going to hold off drinking water for a few days...
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Food: l have lots of ideas. Thave 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. I'l try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and at- tempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and pos sibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. The third jar I will keep for emergency know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long 'll last I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in. 1 d 1177 likes Reply Many neck beards are “officially tasting a woman” for the first time. Beautiful.
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Food: 7:31 al 4G Belle Delphine's bath water I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. 'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degreees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long l'll last. just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm surel won't sleep until they've come in. 93me Wate I just puked in my mouth.
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Food: have lots of ideas Ihave 3 on the way and my plans are as follows The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and at tempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker This I will scrape off and probably to season my food, of her beautiful gamer girl feet and pos- sibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. use so that the essence a The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long way of knowing how long l'll last as possible. But there's no I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in ever since Reply 1 d 1177 likes Context: He bought 3 jars of gamer girl bath water and these are his plans for it. Enjoy.
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4chan, Beautiful, and Drinking: >53230691 I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. I'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Celsius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably use to season my food, so that the essence of her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. I expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever as I will have officially tasted a female. The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last. I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in. TShare 29 13 Award BEST COMMENTS poo poo guy I've fucked girls hotter than belle delphine Reply Vote Add a comment found this gem in r/4chan about someone ordering three bottles of belle delphine’s bathwater. r/4chan of all places smh my head
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Food: nik_the_russian I have lots of ideas. I have 3 on the way and my plans are as follows. The first jar I will drink. 'll try to sip slowly, but I'll probably end up overcome with lust and chugging it. Looking forward to this and I'm about to explode just thinking about it The second jar I will reduce and attempt extracting her essence. I will heat the water in a beaker to 80 degrees Cel sius (near-boiling) and breathe in the steam, letting it coat my lungs with her moist goodness. I will gradually bring it to a simmer and observe carefully. Hopefully, after the water boils away, I will be left with a thin layer of her gunky goodness on the bottom of the beaker. This I will scrape off and probably her beautiful gamer girl feet and possibly even her vajay-jay infuse my meal with her magical delight. Of course I will also try her extract on its own. l expect a medley of sweet bodily residue that will undoubtedly change my life forever, as I will have officially tasted a female. use to season my food, so that the essence of The third jar I will keep for emergency. I know it will be a while before another order is available so I will attempt to hold myself off from drinking/reducing it for as long as possible. But there's no way of knowing how long I'll last. I just hope that she made the necessary preparations for this first shipment. Hopefully she opted out of showering for at least a few days before creating her intoxicating brew, and also engaged in vigorous activity beforehand. My hands have been shaking ever since i've ordered it and I'm sure I won't sleep until they've come in. Reply 1d 1213 likes View replies (229) On an Instagram post about Belle Delphines bath water
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Apple, Baked, and Head: RN COOK BOOK OPOSSUM The opossum is a very fat animal with a peculiarly flavored meat. It is dressed much as one would dress a suckling pig, (page 192), removing the entrails, and, if desired, the head and tail. After it has been dressed, wash thoroughly inside and out with hot water. Cover with cold water to which has been added 1 cup of salt. Allow to stand overnight; in the morning, drain off the salted water and rinse well with clear, boiling water. STUFFING: Dash of Worcestershire 1 tablespoon butter 1 large onion, chopped Opossum liver (optional) 1 cup bread crumbs Chopped red pepper Melt butter in frying pan and add onion. When it begins to brown, add finely chopped liver of opossum, if desired, and cook until the liver is tender and well done. Add bread crumbs little red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, hard-cooked egg, salt and water to moisten. Stuff opossum; sew opening or fasten with skewers. Place in roaster, add 2 tablespoons water and roast in moderate oven (350° F.) until very tender and richly browned, about 12 hours. Baste every 15 minutes with drip- pings. Remove skewers or stitches, and place opossum on heated platter. Skim fat from gravy remaining in pan; serve gravy separately. Serve with baked yams or sweet potatoes. If head has been left intact, place a red apple or a baked sweet potato in the mouth. Serves about 10. sauce 1 hard-cooked egg. chopped fine Salt, Water 'POSSUM AND SWEET TATERS 4 slices bacon Bread Stuffing (page 43) 8 small sweet potatoes 1 opossum Salt 1 quart water Scald opossum in lye water and scrape off the hair taking care not to break skin. Dress whole, leaving on head and tail. Rub inside and out with salt; let stand in cool place overnight. Place breast up in roaster, add 1 quart water, place 3 or 4 slices of bacon across breast, cover closely and bake in moderate oven (350 F.) 45 minutes. Fill with Bread Stuffing (page 43) moistened with juice from roaster, surround with sweet potatoes and bake uncovered until very tender and well browned, about 1 hour, Allow pound per person. Thanks I hate 'Possum and Sweet Taters

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