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Anime, Ass, and Bootleg: Is actually able to accept the truth like a real Is too "scared" to admit to how horribly wrong her Determination-injecting experiments in the True Lab went man when Alphys tells her about the literal eldritch abominations in her basement THE VIRGIN ALPHYS THE CHAD UNDYNE Looks and very much is scary and badass Bottles up her Looks and very much is cowardly and pathetic emotions in a s absolutely never afraid to let the entire world know exactly how she's feeling in the most hilariously over-dramatic way possible way that is even more unhealthy than her diet Is presumably even weaker than the average Undertale monster Easily takes over 15 hits to kill, even in Genocide runs Is so obscenely determined to survive your encounters with her that it (seemingly) naturally causes her to melt whenever you kill her in Neutral runs Can only artificially make herself Hides in her basement like a total pussy whenever you do Genocide runs; relies on Mettaton (a complete poser who wasn't even built for fighting in the first place) and the Amalgamates (who, although incredibly disturbing, aren't even a real boss) to kill you for her melt to death Is one of only two monsters in the entire Has lame and forgettable theme music (aside from Here We Are, at least) Has epic and awesome theme music game to properly fight back against you in Genocide runs (not to mention outside of self imposed challenges) Makes Waterfall (even more) fascinating and atmospheric Is a self-proclaimed anti-hero who actually turns out to mostly just be a straight-up villain Makes Hotland annoying and overly scripted To make her look hot in fanart, just add boobs and a little more (head) hair to her, and you're good to go Fanart always has to take extreme liberties in order to make her s an actual anti-hero Sits on her fat, lazy ass and watches anime Exercises her fit muscular, tough-as-nails body to its absolute limit and personifies anime look even remotely "conventionally attractive" Represents the "girly lesbian'" stereotype Hot-blooded Dominant Cold-blooded Completely embodies the "butch lesbian" stereotype Is book-smart Refuses to let her responsibilities run away from her Submissive Is street-smart Represents the game's fanbase Too extroverted for her own good Introverted Is the type of girl that most of the game's fans wish that they Has shitty bootleg Sonic quills as a substitute for hair Burns her entire house down and tries to shove her magical spear up your arse during her dating scene Can barely even speak to you during her dating scene could score with in real life Runs away from her responsibilities Has actual hair (of the "fiery redhead" variety, no less) Good version of Francis from Super Paper Mario Better version of Meenah from Homestuck Can't even wear shoes or pants, since her feet and privates are too nasty and sweaty for them to tolerate Isn't even seen outside of her full suit of knight armor until rather late in the game Looks and very much acts like someone who secretly pirates underage hentai off of the Internet Looks and very much acts like an actual seafaring pirate Can strip herself publicly naked and bathe in a nearby lake whenever she wants Almost never showers or bathes, and is too much of a self- conscious wuss to go outside and wash herself naturally Virgin Alphys vs Chad Undyne
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Facebook, Family, and Goals: oll LTE il LTE 16:06 16:30 i LTE 16:30 Active now Active now ctive now Say hi to your new Facebook friend, I haven't used any credit cards at I've actually all doing this. saved myself money switching to Young Living products and love how they have personally helped me and my problems. This is a better "pyramid scheme" than the corporate world. Thank you for your imput though! Why I LEFT Young Living Essential Oils - The Truth ls 13:37 Out - Krystal Trammell krystaltrammell.com Hello!! I am not sure if you have any interest but tonight on facebook I am going to be doing a live video over essential oils, why I use them, how they can benefit you, and how you can get started using them on a budget! Would you like me to send you an invite to my facebook group page?? Please don't give me one of your scripted responses. Here's a few links for you to look into: I have done my research on http:://www.krystaltrammell.com/ left-young-living-essential-oils/ both spectrums. Negative and positive. I am the type of person that doesn't just jump into things. Network marketing is not for everyone I will give you that. But it works for me and my goals in life. I am not sure what you think is scripted about my personal life and sharing it with others. I made a choice to do this for myself and my family. A simple no thank you + http://www.kidnurse.org/house- of-cards-the-toxic-combination- of-essential-oils-and-multi-level- marketing/ 16:06 No, I'm sorry, I don't want to join your MLM/pyramid marketing sceme and watch you spiral into bankruptcy because you racked up $14,000 in credit card debt by buying the equivalent of basic perfume because your recruiter told you they're all natural and healing and organic and will fix everything that's ever been wrong with you or anyone else. Get http://holisticessentials.ca/the- day-young-living-broke-my-heart/ http://www.servingjoyfully.com/ 2016/06/06/why-i-dont-sell- young-living-essential-oils/ would of been wonderful. Oh well. I tried. Good luck with your Young iving. mlm scheme out while you can I appreciate it. + Aa Aa Aa Some people just won't listen... When I sent the links she immediately started typing and didn't even try to give them a peek.

Some people just won't listen... When I sent the links she immediately started typing and didn't even try to give them a peek.

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A Dream, College, and College Football: ays CBeelos r Dorites Classic Family Size! OURIEINAL ORTS Mark Harmon has scored on the football field and in life, playing QB at UCLA, hanging out with Ozzie and Harriet, starring in a record 17 seasons of NCIS and raising a family in Hollywood. ARFOURSR ootball was a star in Mark Harmon's life from the very beginning. One of his earliest memories is watching a film highlight reel of his dad, Heisman winner Tom Harmon, scoring 33 touchdowns playing college football for the Uni- versity of Michigan. "I was my dad ever got tackled, because on the reel, he scores every time he gets the ball!" Harmon says with a laugh. And when his father became a football broadcaster, "to watch from the press box, that had a certain magic," says Harmon, 67. That magic carried Harmon himself onto the field years later when he played quarterback for the Bruins at UCLA, leading the team to a 17-5 record over two seasons from 1972 to 1973. "Coming literally, like, 8 before I realized out of that tunnel, being in that locker room, in many ways, it was a dream come true," he says. He later found his way onto another, even bigger field, and another dream, as his fans know. As an actor, his path eventually led him to his current longtime role as Leroy Jethro Gibbs on the wildly successful CBS show NCIS, now headed into its record 17th season, securing its status as one of the longest-running scripted prime-time shows in television history Today Harmon lives near the show's Los Angeles set in Cali- fornia's Santa Monica Mountains By Amy Spencer Cover and opening photography by Kevin Lynch He was raised in Burbank by his father, who was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1954 when Harmon was with his wife of 32 years, actress Pam Dawber, 67 (Mork & Mindy and My Sister Sam), and near their two sons, Sean, 31, and Ty, 27. And even with his success as one of TV's most 3, and his mother, Elyse, who'd been an actress and a model before retiring successful and recognizable stars, he's doing what he can to foster a family life like the one in which he grew up. to stay home with Harmon and his two older sisters, Kristin and Kelly. As the baby of the family, Harmon says, "I think I was more shy; At a Dec. 10 ceremony, Harmon will become the National Football Foun- dation's Gold Medal recipient. quiet, maybe." And while his sisters were into ballet and horses, Harmon was "outside, preferably with a ball. I was more always looking for someone to throw with...any AUGUST 25, 2019 uble OOM EN ROBERTSON FOR EXCLUSINE ARTISTS USING RENE FURTERE D PD INC, COLLEGE FOOTBALL COURTESY MARK HARMON What do you see here? An article of Mark Harmon. Right, and do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?

What do you see here? An article of Mark Harmon. Right, and do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?

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Fake, Journey, and Makeup: (Sung along to Ms. Trainor's "All About That Bass" You know it's all about your face, 'bout your face (no filter) That make-up to replace, to replace Just try this on your lips/on your face" (No, thank you!) The brand's an MLM, such a waste... - your product Yeah, I think it's clear She's not a M.U.A. But she will fake it, fake it Trying to make it pay She wants to see her lipstick on many faces Sharing hundreds of posts in all the wrong places Those swatches on her arm? An advertising flop! "I used my purple card today to-"" Make it Stop! "You should be on my team -you'll be on top" (Then she begs you to sign up, $140 a pop) written by u/Misty-Eyed_And_Shady, 2019 They say they've started a journey, their product is changing lives.... And that your skin is 'detoxing' if you should break out in hives.... Sayings like "watch me or join me", or "Im my own CEO" But Hun you sound rather scripted, so get used to hearing "NO". Because to them it's all about that chase, 'bout that chase (go hustle) There's no income as base, no pay base (not worth it) ('cuz they rigged it) You just can't win that race, win that race The brand's an MLM, such a waste... YOU-OLOGIST WHAT'S THAAAAAAT??? Some fake degree from an unlicensed hack Thinks we'll buy so she makes money back But no, we'll buy Sephora, Cover Girl, or Wet N Wild over THAT! They think your lashes should resembles spiders And their makeup 'challenges' make some look like Pennywise But no one sensible thinks that your lipstick is worth the cost... on your eyes... Just get out of that MLM Hun, before all is lost! Monday's MLM Musical Parody: All About Your Face!

Monday's MLM Musical Parody: All About Your Face!

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Love, How, and Got: Got my first fairy idk how rare it is or if its scripted but it really helped and i love it.

Got my first fairy idk how rare it is or if its scripted but it really helped and i love it.

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