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Com, First, and Sucks: 21/365 It sucks to be someone's second choice, when they're your first TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM

Jojo, Sleeping, and More: JoJo @jojoansett I have to stop sleeping on myself. I have to stop second guessing myself. I have to stop doubting myself. l have to start believing in myself. I have to start encouraging myself. I have to start loving myself more. I have to.

Memes, The Game, and Cbs: IA AFC CHAMP NE 170, KC 14 4TH 8:06 12 2ND & 8 Off Edelman's fingertips and Daniel Sorensen grabs it! The @Chiefs' second INT of the game 😱 #NFLPlayoffs #LetsRoll 📺: #NEvsKC on CBS https://t.co/VrqlwC6nnW

Off Edelman's fingertips and Daniel Sorensen grabs it! The @Chiefs' second INT of the game 😱 #NFLPlayoffs #LetsRoll 📺: #NEvsKC on CBS http...

Memes, 🤖, and Who: Note to self: stop missing people who don't even waste a second thinking about you. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

<3

Al Gore, Stuff, and Change: Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen Scientists have again landeda spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think l'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff. 11/26/18, 12:43 PM Thanks Al Gore.

Thanks Al Gore.

Instagram, Memes, and Shit: Tom Holland Accidentally Uploads Entire Avengers 4 Movie to Twitter 20 hours ago Fantastic Fools MAİ G A M JE The loose-lipped brit has done it again. tomholland2013 This actually stressed me out. For a second I was like "shit did l?" 13h 284 likes Reply 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Blackpeopletwitter, Love, and Via: chlei @tchallaraqnarok there are two different kinds of people when they see themselves MA SOCIETY RNAL OR CHRIS EMSWORTH JI TER chron MA SOCIET Am the first kind, love the second ones though (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Am the first kind, love the second ones though (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Google, Girl, and Google Search: Damn girl, are you the second page of a Google search? Because nobody gives a hit what vou have to sav That hurt

That hurt

Http, Net, and All: MON First of all, you don't know me. Second of all, you don't know me. http://iglovequotes.net/

Apple, Friends, and Future: @1future's Jumpin on a Jet" has reached #1 on US Apple Music. future second single off of his new album thewizrd doing big numbers‼️ Have you heard his new album yet⁉️ 📸: @tkfor95 Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

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Friends, Memes, and Shit: linds @queendayas this genuinely might be the funniest thing i've seen in years tom.annaholland Tom Holland Accidentally Uploads Entire Avengers 4 Movie to Twitter 20 hours ago Fantastic Fools tomholland2013 This actually stressed me out. For a second I was like "shit did 1?" MA 5TUDİOS 13h 284 likes Reply View previous replies (30) G A M E The loose-lipped brit has done it again. it’s time u finally follow @kalesalad since all ur friends already do

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for dinner So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen, Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously. I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress" because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and my child's happy memories are more important than any snob nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic. 059 729 Haha Reply 1d Edited awesomacious: This badass dad’s response to Disney haters

Crocs, Cute, and God: Mom: can you stop putting your shoe on the dog! Me: first off it's crocs not a shoe, and second off it's his crown. We have to follow his command now This dog is so god damm cute via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYDgyM

This dog is so god damm cute via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QYDgyM

Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, and Day: instead of Valentine's Day we should just have a second Thanksgiving Valentines Day is cancelled this year 😂💔 https://t.co/G0NHdGDCD9

Valentines Day is cancelled this year 😂💔 https://t.co/G0NHdGDCD9

Memes, Titties, and Pool: When u hear some ppl laughing by the pool and ur insecurity has u wondering if it's about ur man titties & back fat The second photo really captures the emotional pain memesapp

Apple, Head, and Memes: DID YOU KNOw MOVIES FACT #1239 When Pippin is being hit with the apples after asking about second breakfast in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, it is Viggo Mortensen chucking the apple at his head. They had to shoot the scene sixteen times to get it just right. 📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix tlotr lordoftherings fellowshipoftherings pippin

📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema...

Iphone, Twitter, and Wine: Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge a year ago l was on a date and she asked me if I wanted wine and I said " don't think they serve wine here" and she deadass says "oh no l brought some" and pulled a yeti cup out of her purse and I think about this a lot 4:56 PM 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,717 Retweets 47K Likes I really hope she got a second date.

I really hope she got a second date.

Old Man, Thank You, and Mobile: 4 hours ago via Mobile So I'm having a pretty rough day. I'm walking down the street to the lunch trucks (with probably a big frown in my face) and there's an old man ahead with a cane. He says to me "nice umbrella" is quiet for a second and lifts his cane and says "want to have a sword fight?" we dueled for a few minutes and he taught me some fencing moves. Turns out he was a fencer for about 15 years. After we were done he told me "hope I made your day better" and walked away. Thank you old man mission accomplished. Like Comment Promote Want to have a sword fight?

Want to have a sword fight?

Bitch, Friday, and Huh: YOU MATCHED WITH BROOKLINN ON 10/26/18 That's weird you really look updog in that second picture Friday 20:33 Huh Updog, you got that updog look on your face Today 02:25 Wtf You got the "I get no pussy & let my dog lick peanut butter off my balls" look on your face bitch. Today 19:50 Not much how bout you meirl

Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned

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Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YO MOVIES FACT #1238 Jake Cyllenhaal's appearance in Spider-Man: Far From Home is the second time he is associated with the Spider-Man franchise. In 2004, he was set to replace Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 2 when Maguire was injured Who is your favorite Spider-man?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix spiderman spidey tomholland andrewgarfield tobymaguire mcu marvel

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Love, Smile, and Hilarious: "It's the way he makes you smile, how every joke he tells you is hilarious. How he can annoy the hell out of you one second, and make you feel like someone special the next. The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees. You start catching yourself looking his way more often, hoping he's looking at you too. Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him, his instant messages become more meaningful to you, even if you cant remember what he was talking about.. and that's what makes you know you love him."

Advice, Meme, and Tumblr: CREATED A SECOND RESUME TO LIE ABOUT NO ONE WOULD HIRE ME BECAUSE OF BEING OVER QUALIFIED DOWNLOAD MEME GENERATOR FROM HTTP://MEMECRUNCH.COM advice-animal: Didn’t think it would come to this

advice-animal: Didn’t think it would come to this

Nice, Chopped, and Com: first he tackled overpopulation second he reduced deforestation such a swell guy HEALTHYFOODHOUSE.COM Fortnite Creator is Buying Entire Forests to Prevent Them From Being Chopped Down Nice guy

Nice guy

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes January 2 at 11:26 AM Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay pigeons I repeat. DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor? It goes like this One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision Our job is not to shoot them. Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being absolutely perfect. Not likeable enough. BOOM Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back together into a candidate who can win the general election. And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016, apparently Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and they will continue to do so for as long as we let them So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember, but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear ourselves apart? Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't have to. I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability" and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare administration in our wake. BOOM 1.4K Comments 6.7K Shares onceuponamirror: helenofhere: snarksandkisses: Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind: This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Best, Waiting..., and Song: When you're about to do a heavy set and waiting for best part of the song to come on IG: @thegainz any second now 👀 Via @thegainz

any second now 👀 Via @thegainz

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Smh: seymour skinner @mongodong ugly bitches be wanting sugar daddies... smh bitches gonna have to settle for splenda stepdads 1:15 AM.1/10/19 Twitter for iPhone stevia second cousins (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Energy: What if we used 100% of the brain? VO Huma treasureauthor 18h We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru's dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 Ibs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6einforced concrete and will cause athunderdlap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case eply We are hitting intelligence levels that shouldnt even be possible via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2srlZVm

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for dinner So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen, Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously. I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress" because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and my child's happy memories are more important than any snob nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic. 059 729 Haha Reply 1d Edited This badass dads response to Disney haters

Dank, Run, and Time: DO you ever wish you had a Second chance to meet someone again for the first time, so you could run the other way? Olympic sprinter in a matter of seconds.

Olympic sprinter in a matter of seconds.

Baked, Family, and Friends: The Japanese say you have three faces. BUSH'S BEST Original BAKED BEANS The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face, is a can of baked beans It is the truest reflection of who you are. This is me

This is me

Anaconda, Ass, and Dank: Me as a manager My manager was dealing with a mad customer and the customer asks himm if he can talk to the manager and my managers like "yeah one second...." and he does a dramatic ass 360 turn and goes "hi I'm the manager how can I help you today???" LMAOOOO00 I would do this 100%

Guns, Period, and Tumblr: Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett 9h Jacob Wohl e @JacobAWohl Remember that period in American history when people were crushed by the government and marched off to camps? Neither do l. That's because we have the Second Amendment. 2/24/18, 4:17 PM Qasim Rashid, Esq. @MuslimiQ Japanese concentration camps rebelminds: siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: j0skik: “65 year old with gun only thing standing between a full scale government takeover” No, more like a bunch of people with guns about 50 times the size of the entire military, about 500 times the number with actual combat posistions, and enough spare guns to arm literally the entire nation. I like how this piece of brilliance ignores the whole “crushing” part. Which implies the government uses deadly force. Oh, and Japanese Americans had their guns confiscated when they were interned. Many of them tried to turn in ‘problematic’ stuff ahead of time, including guns, hoping it would help. It didn’t. They were also given the option to voluntarily ‘resettle’ outside of certain areas. Though it is fun to see a bunch of left-wing people using an example of a racist government policy by a Democrat as evidence to support gun control. Also the fact that the same political group that passed the internment camps is the one trying to grab our guns now ^That part*

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$God, Love, and Movies: CANTYou TELL UM IN LOVE WITHu ve loved you every minut of every day of every month thave noun you Its like no matttr now naRD you out of my nad t's no y DD you nave ony oea how much ant to grab your foie ond viss you on your god da m ned mfum? \ co, 1 DO, I DO , įwnntt isit booksnops and mus c Stores and coftee shos with you I n + to taik to you every second of the day. I want to aitch movies with dou and andle e and cook for you I want to tell you how$