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Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards >be me mormonfag church boring as fuck not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for my family hate testimony week basically open mic day once a week at church people go up and are supposed to talk about how great god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they are and what vacation they went on last literally just a big dick measuring contest new family moves into ward pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself rather than see that happen. not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable as fuck downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as you'd think anyway testimony week comes around, dreading it first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot of people on his mission >am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie roar from across the room "TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie. no dick measuring with him around next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk about how much she loves her husband, and how he took the whole family on a trip to mexico recently Downie interrupts "TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially borderline gay for downie later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward ever we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it real we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be 6.5 kB JPG 33 min. ago. Anonymous | 44806137 cont next week, Downey takes it up a notclh mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but the talks can suuuuuuck worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk and they ramble for an hour and a half old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all about to go insane when downie stands up YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO lady wraps up we're all in fucking awe of this god among us anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out its fucking amazing >church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him >he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left. the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies. me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone downie asks if he can tell us a secret we say sure, you can tell us anything "Dah tole me wat to say all those times. >mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years because he knew it was helping him have friends. >mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius >mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel 1 REPLY Anon goes to church

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Anaconda, Birthday, and Comfortable: Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party "I Really Care About Sexual Freedom" @balleralert Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party 鈥淚 Really Care About Sexual Freedom鈥 -blogged by @peachkyss 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 An Atlanta woman is celebrating her birthday with an orgy party to help young black women be sexually liberated. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Cidney Green went viral last year with her orgy parties using the hashtag ATLOrgy. Well, it looks like she鈥檚 at again. Many are probably curious about what the party entails, who attends, and if it is free. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 According to Green鈥檚 website, the orgy party is called an 鈥楨rotic Sleepover.鈥 The site states, 鈥淓rotic SleepOver is an all-inclusive sexual retreat on the world's most luxurious properties. We specialize in catering to your inner bourgeois freak with top of the line cuisine and total sexual liberation. All Erotic Sleepovers include full course gourmet meals, more than enough liquid courage, adult novelties, unique adult entertainment, thousands of condoms and highly trained security guards. Our guards do not only ensure these legendary events go on without a hitch but they also make certain that no phones or electronic devices enter the premises. This gives you 100% freedom to live out every single sexual desire you've ever possessed...without worrying about ending up on SnapChat or PornHub.com. Our extremely thorough cleaning experts ensure things remain...spotless throughout your entire stay. Speaking of your stay, we will always provide a safe, comfortable orgasmic place to cum in...鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 This will be Green鈥檚 second party and because it was a sold out event, she has increased her price to $500. According to BET, attendees will be given a secret location where a porn star will join them for a four course meal. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Green states that she cares about 鈥渟exual freedom, especially black women because they are not able to be sexually free without being shamed.鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 What are your thoughts on ATLORGY?

Atlanta Woman Celebrates Her Birthday With An Orgy Party 鈥淚 Really Care About Sexual Freedom鈥 -blogged by @peachkyss 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 An Atla...