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Advice, Ass, and Bad: ooo AT&T 7:59 PM Story time! So a year ago i hopped on the tinder-mobile because everyone I knew was using it. I thought "why not, what's the worst that can happen?" Mmhmm (Keep in mind I knew nothing about online dating. I always have been old school when it came to dating) For sure So the first few days I'm swiping away. I've picked out the bestish photos of me and put together a stupid bio that expressed my love for pizza K And I get this notification from, let's call her Joeladapus, and we hit it off. We quickly realize we have a lot in common, and I'm thinking "holy shit, Joeladapus is rad!" After a few days of texting,she asks me if I'd want to hang out with her. We decide to meet at a bar called "dear mom." Oh I've been to dear mom As I'm on the 22 to meet Joeladapus, I'm sitting there with zero knowledge that this was a date. The whole entire time I'm thinking "yay, gonna meet a cool person to talk about shit we like". When I mean old school, I mean following these steps: 1. get to know the person, 2. Ask her out and go on a couple of dates 3. Get all romantic and shit So I walk in and the bar is packed. Like, really packed. We're texting each other and waving around our phones up in the air like we're in a 10-story parking lot looking for our car Ok.... Then I finally find her, awkward hug (my fault because I was going in for a high five), I buy us drinks and stuff. The bar gets to crowded to the point she asks me if I would be interested in going to her apartment to listen to some records and shit. I sort of pause,but say ok. We step outside Out of no where she slaps my ass so hard and says "'you're so cute!" And I'm standing in shock thinking "did she just." Uber comes and I'm a bit hesitant to hop in. The whole ride she's super touchy-freely. I feel bad for the driver. We get out and we walk into her apt. Eeeek I go in and immediately there's a massive raging neon green dildo on the table. Next to it is a gnome. jog to the bathroom and pretend I didn't see it. At this point I'm shocked. I've skipped, like,4 steps This is the moment when my friends stories start to make sense. This is also a moment the tinder flame logo makes sense. Whhhhat? This is epic. I step out of the door and it's pitch dark. All I see is this neon green glow in the dark dildo poking its balls out from what I assume is a dildo treasure chest. So she turned off the lights? This is the perfect intro to swipe I'm walking blindly and sliding my hands on the wall, hoping I'd find a switch.... Then all the sudden fingers are running through my hair and I jump. I turn around and she's wearing this thing. Till this day I don't know what she was wearing. All I knew was that it was black and leathery. Omgggg what A mask? We're talking like face, high heels, gloves, everything. She forces her face to mine and I'm standing there in shock. She somehow has managed to unbutton my shirt and unzip my pants. All I'm thinking about is "what the actual fuck is happening why the fuck-" Woah Then it happened. She pulls out This leather dildo Must have been 30 inches Omg what And hits my face with her dick sword And I run out the door No way With my shirt undone and my pants half way done. Omg The next day I wake up How does this happen? And I have about 40 notifications I open it up and it's all her And Joeladapus is not pleased What did she say? Fitured Figured* Section 1: she thinks stepped out to get condoms. She asks me to get her gatoraid Section 2: it's been a hour and she's angry,realizing that I had left for good. she gave no warning about what her plans for you were? Yeah... But not to worry, I'l| get to that part Section 3: she transitions Into bragging about the amount of guys she slept with and tells me "I won't get any of this" Section 4: she tells me she had fallen in love with me Section 5: she demands we talk Erm, no. I immediately delete my tinder app I immediately set my Instagram to private. Yah. Never give out the insta, For one And as I'm changing my name from Ken to Kenn on facebook,I get a message from her and it's a fucking novel On fb I instinctually delete the message, block her, and I meet up with my friend to ask for advice on what to do Yeah on fb Anyway, captain asshole is crying from laughter Your friend? At some point I think he's really dying Yeah And then We hear WHAT THE FUCK" Whattttt? She fucking arrived. At dear mom. At this point I instantly regret suggesting to my friend we meet at that bar She's marching towards me, my friend is looking at her and back at me in shock, and I panic. Everything is in slow motion. That was probably a bad move Like those scenes in action movies when a character is hit with a explosion and the surroundings mutes And I fucking book it And run and run and run Lol With my anchor steam still in hand lol And after ten minutes of running,I drop on the street curb and think about how this could have happened And then I remember a strange conversation we had on the first day we matched Tinder. We were taking about bikes, which transitioned to bike handlebar straps, She had asked me if I liked leather Lol I responded by telling her I liked the texture and how it felt Come on And that I'd "been wanting to wrap my bar in leather" Hahahaha you kind of asked for this I think Ok not really Obviously The 22 arrived, and I went home The end ...or is it Wowww That's like really intense Is it? I can imagine you sitting in shock thinking "the fuck did get myself into?" I hope it is. That's why I'm swiping extra carefully. I see. Rightfully so. My palms Feel tingly. Not too shocked, San Francisco has lots of people in to all sorts of stuff. But you'd think people would at least get consent Lol why? Flashbacks? That's actually a really intense and scary situation Joeladapus doesn't believe in consent. Message Send
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Avon, Sorry, and Work: Work from Home am expanding my business in Plantation and I am looking for people who would like to work part time from home. Message me for more information to see if this could be a good fit for you. 1 day ago 48 neighborhoods in General Reply v Thank 11 59 Edited 18 hr ago Perhaps the reason her 'employment offer" is because she is aware of the Nextdoor guidelines that prohibits posting MLM "opportunities." is not responding with the specifics of From this guideline: https://help.nextdoor.com/s/article/promote-local- business-and-commerce-the-right-way?language-en US "Not Allowed: Listing items that you are selling for a business or as part of an incentive sales program, for example, Mary Kay Cosmetics. Amway Avon. Scentsy. etc. Also from this guideline: https://help.nextdoor.com/s/article/Offers-rules- best-practices-official?language en US "We do not allow Offers for the following: Items for sale as part of a multi-level marketing program, for example, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Amway, Avon, Scentsy, etc." 12 hr ago I am not a MLM company. i have answered many of my requests for information. This was my first post, and I am not sure I went through the proper channels but I have others that came through a more private section other then this one. I am sorry if anyone thinks this is a scam, but I will private message anyone who responds and not give their information public. I will repeat I am not an MLM and have documents to prove that... Thank Reply 5 hr ago Then why the secrecy? Why not mention the name of the company? Many MLM companies like Melaleuca claim they are not MLMS even though they clearly are. These disingenuous companies put out long explanations of why they are not MLMS and their unfortunate members are duped into believing them. And, the MLM companies specifically instruct their members to start every sales pitch with the same disingenuous claims. Here what matters: The Federal Trade Commission classifies Melaleuca and similar companies as MLM. So, why not tell us the company or companies you're pitching so we can look it up on the FTC website? Melaleuca hun offering "Work from Home" on Nextdoor

Melaleuca hun offering "Work from Home" on Nextdoor

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