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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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does the name VakarhugTyrrson ring a
bell?
22:33
Omg is that you
It's enough to make a grown man cry
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really close and we used to play dark souls 2 all
the time. Then my Xbox broke, and I never had the
chance to say goodbye to him. Two years later I got
a ps4, and I tried to see if anyone on ps4 had his
username: against all odds someone did, and
24/4
Advena the Saboteur ha creato un gruppo.
Advena the Saboteur ha aggiunto
22:31
Hello, sorry to disturb you, but could I ask
a couple of questions? Did you ever play
Dark Souls 2 on the xbox360 and if yes,
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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06/04/2016, 23:19
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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:
bitchesgetriches:

digitaldiscipline:

luzialowe:

briarin:

ilovepeppers:

When will banksy

When will anonymous

always reblog, this is fucking activism folks

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Crying, Flexing, and I Bet: Today 7:37 AM Knock knock Today 10:40 AM who's there Today 11:02 AM Didn't expect to make it this far to be honest Today 11:19 AM oh i wanna hear a joke now though... hit me with your best Ok Three guys are talking about how much better they are than the other. The first guy says, "I have the longer arm than the both of you. In fact, I bet I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "Well, I have the longest legs in the room. In fact, I think I have the longest legs in the world!" Following the pattern, the third guy says, "Well I have the smallest penis in the room. In fact, I bet I have the smallest penis in the world." The first guy turns to the third guy and says, "Weird flex, but okay. We should contact The Guinness Book of World Records to see if we're right." The two other guys agree. A week later, they are meet by a representative of Guinness and are instructioned to enter a room to get measured. The first guy leaves the room and with extreme excitement yells, "I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy exits the room and with extreme excitement yells, "I have the longest legs in the world!" The third guy leaves the room Crying and depressed and yells, "Who the fuck is this Joseph guy!" Sent Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.

Crying, Flexing, and I Bet: Today 7:37 AM
Knock knock
Today 10:40 AM
who's there
Today 11:02 AM
Didn't expect to make it this far
to be honest
Today 11:19 AM
oh
i wanna hear a joke now
though...
hit me with your best
Ok
Three guys are talking about
how much better they are than
the other. The first guy says,
"I have the longer arm than the
both of you. In fact, I bet I have
the longest arms in the world!"
The second guy says,
"Well, I have the longest legs in
the room. In fact, I think I have
the longest legs in the world!"
Following the pattern, the
third guy says, "Well I have the
smallest penis in the room. In
fact, I bet I have the smallest
penis in the world."
The first guy turns to the third
guy and says,
"Weird flex, but okay. We
should contact The Guinness
Book of World Records to see
if we're right."
The two other guys agree. A
week later, they are meet by
a representative of Guinness
and are instructioned to enter a
room to get measured.
The first guy leaves the room
and with extreme excitement
yells,
"I have the longest arms in
the world!"
The second guy exits the
room and with extreme
excitement yells,
"I have the longest legs in
the world!"
The third guy leaves the room
Crying and depressed and yells,
"Who the fuck is this Joseph
guy!"
Sent
Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.

Crying, Flexing, and I Bet: Today 7:37 AM
Knock knock
Today 10:40 AM
who's there
Today 11:02 AM
Didn't expect to make it this far
to be honest
Today 11:19 AM
oh
i wanna hear a joke now
though...
hit me with your best
Ok
Three guys are talking about
how much better they are than
the other. The first guy says,
"I have the longer arm than the
both of you. In fact, I bet I have
the longest arms in the world!"
The second guy says,
"Well, I have the longest legs in
the room. In fact, I think I have
the longest legs in the world!"
Following the pattern, the
third guy says, "Well I have the
smallest penis in the room. In
fact, I bet I have the smallest
penis in the world."
The first guy turns to the third
guy and says,
"Weird flex, but okay. We
should contact The Guinness
Book of World Records to see
if we're right."
The two other guys agree. A
week later, they are meet by
a representative of Guinness
and are instructioned to enter a
room to get measured.
The first guy leaves the room
and with extreme excitement
yells,
"I have the longest arms in
the world!"
The second guy exits the
room and with extreme
excitement yells,
"I have the longest legs in
the world!"
The third guy leaves the room
Crying and depressed and yells,
"Who the fuck is this Joseph
guy!"
Sent
Hey I’m Joseph, nice to meet you.

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
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THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
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How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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I can’t confirm if this is 100% true but it is said that Francis Freedland (a documentarian) found the camera when he was down there.
But he also stated he will never go into the Catacombs again.
The man in the film seems to be running from something and towards the end he just drops the camera and runs.
One of the comments of the video says “if you look at the camera when it drops the guy ran the opposite direction as soon as it hit the water on the ground. Something fucked this guy up enough to run and then drop the camera and run the opposite direction with NO LIGHT.”
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