this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Don’t ever hug a lobster ...
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Now that's a @bumble bio I can get behind
my friend: you seem distracted, what's on your mind? me: oh nothing lol my brain: https://t.co/Ba2TJOWisi
From Eric Keefer:
To die hard Trumpf Supporters, what exactly was it about Obama., that embarrassed you?
Were you embarrassed by his lone ...
college stories seem like myths and I hope they are true - Max textpost textposts
Incoming seniors: https://t.co/QhjODfXe8b
When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)
Fam... Is it gay to use your friends phone?! I mean you're basically holding hands @savagememesss
I hope something good happens to you today. No matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, i hope something contents you from th...
Be willing to step outside your comfort zone once in a while; take the risks in life that seem worth taking. The ride might not be as predic...
this guy is a PUBLISHED author https://t.co/ch2rDQuaSU
I'm one pair of socks
Two sides to every story https://t.co/Tee41Ve7FM
Did Taylor release something? Saint West doesn't seem to care. (📷 @kimkardashian ) @toofabnews taylorswift saintwest reputation tmz
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(repost from @memesterslocal666) make this into a series pls