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daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these. : daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these.

daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello...

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peaches: buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly... it's like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says "alright listen up boys, it's time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten." you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe's employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you're in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa's decayed remains je-suis-hetalia Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead m4ge this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn't dead. "likely dead." the fact that it's a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is "likely" deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa's body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia faceboolk roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone je-suis-hetalia I don't ever remember writing that when did I write that m4ge everything about this is cursed peaches

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Some people just self-destruct... i've seen so many of my business partners ruin their own success. . I know who i am, I know where I've been, and I know where I'm goin. I don't have time to back track... You're gonna be in the front with with me or in the rear view. . Some people deserve second chances but right now I don't have time to back track... is it worth it? my time is way more valuable. . Time is the most valuable commodity in life and I don't have any to waste. This might sound a little harsh but no one's going to take you serious unless you take yourself serious. . ♣️ Rule 1: Be loyal to yourself ♣️ 💡 @timkarsliyev ➖: Life has taught me that you can't control someone's loyalty No matter how good you are to them, doesn't mean they'll treat you the same. No matter how much they mean to you, doesn't mean they'll value you same. Sometimes the people you the love the most, turn out to be the people you can trust the least. @DailyDose - Trent Shalton. Some people just self-destruct... i've seen so many of my business partners ruin their own success. . I know who i am, I know where I've been, and I know where I'm goin. I don't have time to back track... You're gonna be in the front with with me or in the rear view. . Some people deserve second chances but right now I don't have time to back track... is it worth it? my time is way more valuable. . Time is the most valuable commodity in life and I don't have any to waste. This might sound a little harsh but no one's going to take you serious unless you take yourself serious. . ♣️ Rule 1: Be loyal to yourself ♣️ 💡 @timkarsliyev ➖

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Para peneliti dari King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) di Arab Saudi ingin menghancurkan ponsel dengan sengaja. Bukan tanpa tujuan, mereka ingin mencegah data-data penting berpindah ke orang lain, bukan untuk mencelakakan orang. Salah satu peneliti yang ingin melakukan inovasi tersebut yakni Muhammad Mustafa Hussain menjelaskan bahwa calon pelanggannya adalah mereka membutuhkan proteksi data. Menghancurkan fisik perangkat jelas lebih efektif dibandingkan remote-wipe. Teknologi yang disebut 'self destruct' ini bisa diterapkan dalam semua jenis perangkat modern. Cara kerjanya mengandalkan expandable polymer yang bisa meremukan chip penyimpan data perangkat dalam hitungan detik. Saat mekanisme self destruct ini diaktifkan secara remote, elektroda pemanas yang tersambung ke baterai akan mengaktifkan polimer yang kemudian akan berkembang secara cepat hingga tujuh kali aslinya ketika dipanaskan dengan suhu 80 derajat celsius. Bukan hanya smartphone yang bisa dipasangi pelindung ini, namun juga aneka gadget lainnya seperti laptop. Konsep pengaman ini sebenarnya bukan hal baru. Ongkos pemasangannya sekitar 15 dollar AS. Sumber: http:-www.wowmenariknya.com: DARK SIDE DFDIMENSION Nanti Smartphone Bisa Meledak Sendiri Para peneliti dari King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) di Arab Saudi ingin menghancurkan ponsel dengan sengaja. Bukan tanpa tujuan, mereka ingin mencegah data-data penting berpindah ke orang lain, bukan untuk mencelakakan orang. Salah satu peneliti yang ingin melakukan inovasi tersebut yakni Muhammad Mustafa Hussain menjelaskan bahwa calon pelanggannya adalah mereka membutuhkan proteksi data. Menghancurkan fisik perangkat jelas lebih efektif dibandingkan remote-wipe. Teknologi yang disebut 'self destruct' ini bisa diterapkan dalam semua jenis perangkat modern. Cara kerjanya mengandalkan expandable polymer yang bisa meremukan chip penyimpan data perangkat dalam hitungan detik. Saat mekanisme self destruct ini diaktifkan secara remote, elektroda pemanas yang tersambung ke baterai akan mengaktifkan polimer yang kemudian akan berkembang secara cepat hingga tujuh kali aslinya ketika dipanaskan dengan suhu 80 derajat celsius. Bukan hanya smartphone yang bisa dipasangi pelindung ini, namun juga aneka gadget lainnya seperti laptop. Konsep pengaman ini sebenarnya bukan hal baru. Ongkos pemasangannya sekitar 15 dollar AS. Sumber: http:-www.wowmenariknya.com

Para peneliti dari King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) di Arab Saudi ingin menghancurkan ponsel dengan sengaja. Bu...

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