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America, Animals, and Dancing: Takatora "Dirty Dog" Daigo A wanderer from a secluded village omewhere in the mountains of Japan. Came to America to search for the man who killed his father Sole inheritor of a nameless martial art, passed down by his family foraround since antiquity, his name is generations. Possesses the ability Wilson "Slacks" Washington The son of a Louisianian mechanic. Born with abnormally long legs, he has created and mastered a speical Prof. Badass An immortal scholar who's been A London banker and veteran member of a mysterious assassin nization. A master marksman ly his most recent one. Possesses killed with all forms of firearms fighting style centered around to use his life force to gain super strength, speed, durabili healing factor. Senses are also enhanced to give him total area awareness. Earned his nickname for his savage and reckless fighting style, fighting like a rabid mutt. immense wisdom and knowledge of possesses superhuman speed and kcking and evasion based on and a the arcane arts. Can control the ballroom dancing. Fights for money ity. Wears a bullet-proof suit and has numerous gadgets at his disposal. A model gentleman, polite and unphasable, but a huge ements, alter the laws of nature, support his famil strike it big so his family doesn't have to work anymore. His trademark slacks were hand-sewn by his mama el and manipulate time and space self. Wishes to restore and preserve long-forgotten knowledgekillio for future generations. Has a love for ut has a heart of gold Baldur the Techno-Viking A modern day warrior from Germany. No one knows his true name, nature has resulted in people naming him after the Norse god. a Some even speculate that he is Baldur reincarnate. Bearing a pendent of Mjöllnir, he possesses the might of the Norse gods of old In addition to incredible might and incendiary and flash freeze bombs. He also durability, he has the power tocarries a riot shield composed of a experimental control storms and summon Taj'naiser, Master of the Savanna A punk from Nigeria who was Agent 50: "Citizen Riot" A prodigy mem organization. Son of an elite agent who died when he was a child, he joined at an early age ber of a secret US counter-terror llage, he learned but his charisma and bold how to fend for himself in the harsh African wilderness. Impresssing God of Hunting, he bestowed upon him his blessing, granting him super strength, speed, and agility, as well Xerxes Obsidian the nd proved to be a prodigy. He is naturally gifted A lord of darkness, Dr. Badass' former colleague and eternal rival physical manifestation of corruption itself, possessing dark powers that rival as dominion over all animals, the might of the Elder Gods themse Uses bastarized versions of the goodto command them to do his doctor's spells, can twist the law reality, summon Eldrich creatures to serve him, and can corrupt the minds of clan of wayward punks and trained those with weak willpower. Desires to envelop the world in the dark veil of ignorance purely to spite his nemes ms, particularly with explosives. He carries a modified bean-bag launcher that fires a variety of projectiles of his own creation, ranging from but not limited to: Smoke bombs, flash bangs, gel and oil sacks, land minds, missiles, espeically over canines, and is able bidding. Using his newfound powers, he founded his own tribal man-made metal that absorbs and stores all lighting, and through the power of forms of energy, which can be transfered into his elixr (vodka), he can reach a "god mode", gaining invincibility other sources for other uses. Agent 50 will often them to defend their land from poachers and other threats. e his shield to bomb-jump in order to get somewhere faster or for a quick escape us
Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel IMEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter:.. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts
Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel IMEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter:.. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts