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Life, Movies, and Soldiers: hotdadcalendar I literally can't get myself to sit through movies that don't have women. I'm like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye elfman98 Even if it's historically accurate? marzipanandminutiae as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990 ranger-truth All the notes of "women weren't on old time battlefields" are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps. Many more women dressed as men to fight. Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield They merely didn't get written into official reports because they were "invisible women", "not supposed to be there" Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes. Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters? Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents. karadin Note, in most films, tv productions, even commercials, women only comprise 17% of the people in a crowd scene, any more and viewers think 'there are too many women' to be realistic - even when in real life, women are just over half the population WOMEN WERE INVENTED IN 1990
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Church, College, and Ellen DeGeneres: Disgusting Little Man are enemies in Bloodborne DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN Disgusting Little Man are enemies that can be found in the Forsaken Cainhurst Castle in Bloodborne. They attend to their duties and are mostly not hostile. Part knight and part servant, many will be scrubbing furiously when the Hunter arrives. Be mindful, however, as in an instant they can pull out their strange weapons and spill blood. Some servants carry golden canes that double as blowguns. Others carry elegant rapiers which they wield with frightening ease. CoMBAT INFORMATION Enemy Type Disgusting Little Man Disgusting Little Man are divided into 3 types th 560-910 1. Cleaning: Will be armed with a golden Threaded Cane and favors close range combat 2. Rapier: A little stronger than the cleaning Servants, he wears a cape and wields a rapier. 3. Chandelier +Cane: They're in charge of respawning Silver Ladies. They shoot darts from their cane and there are two variants DropsBlood Vial, Quicksilver Bullets, Numbing Mist, Blood Stone Chunk (in NG+), 560 -910 Blood Echoes First Floor Chandelier: Marks with Corruption rune but deals no serious dmg. The mark will increase damage taken and attract o Weak His feelings Strong No Locations Forsaken Cainhurst Castle o Second Floor Chandelier: Deals regular damage with his darts, does not mark you with the Corruption rune. STrateGıY Notes They are disgusting, little and men Their name comes from how disgusting and little these men are Despite their name (Disgusting Little Man), the Disgusting Little Man is gender neutral. Ellen Degeneres is an enemy in The Old Hunters DLC. ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES These giants make for the most aggressive and powerful enemies found in the research hall. Even when the player is not around, they attack their environment with a day time talk show. There are two of them, one behind a large mass of patients and flask throwers, another at the top of some stairs right before you reach the stair raising device. STraTeG)Y . They're very fast on their feet but that doesn't mean you can't escape their aggro zone Though fast and powerful they're not very original when it comes to attacking as they use the same combo over and over again They deal blunt dmg Hard to stun NoTEs & TrIvIA .Ellen Degeneres is a lesbiarn Useless Old Man is a non-player character in Bloodborne Useless Old Man is the head of Byrgenwerth, a fuck ugly wheelchair monster from which the Healing Church originated. He and his students pioneered research of the old blumblefuck mother shit discovered in the subterrarria labdingles beneath the city of Yharhardiddleleedee, aiming to advance the evolution of humankind and achieve higher planes (nyooom) of thought. Despite Useless Old Man's central role in the foundiddliness of the Healy Wheely Church and particularly the Choir, their paths ultimately diverged and Burglenshit was abandoned by all but a few loyal skunks that smell; now, at the end of his days and barely even able to speak, he can only sit in his favorite chair and be a big useless fuck up. Put him out of his fucking misery PROVOST WILLEM INFORMATION · "Talk" to him to gain 2 Insight. You cannot speak with Useless Old Man, he simply points to the lake. .Drops 2545 Blood Echoes and Eye Rune if killed, or a Madman's Knowledge if you already have the Rune. Location This character can be found at Byrgenwerth College, in a rocking chair at the Lunarium DialoguiE . Useless Old Man seems to be incapable of speech by the time the player meets him, since he's big fucking moron, only pointing the way towards Circuit City, which has been out of business for like fucking 10 years now anyway, and gagging like a roadkill skunk if the player attempts to talk to him. sbbofficialblog: the-entire-furry-fandom: jojje94: letitdie: saintjiub: saintjiub: bloodborne wiki pages (1/?) Fuck I forgot about this post “give up” is right don’t forget snake map lets not forget this gem the first few days Dark Souls 3 was out 
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Couch, How To, and How: no NODE7 Finally figured out how to get my new cat to eat. Eat where daddy (aka two legged servant) eats. On the couch in front of the TV. (I still haven't named her. Idea's appreciated.)

Finally figured out how to get my new cat to eat. Eat where daddy (aka two legged servant) eats. On the couch in front of the TV. (I still h...

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Aladdin, Barbie, and Batman: feynites.tumblr.com minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just came with the word ‘evil, in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like grand, or high, or something along those lines Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evi in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs insert iconic evil laugh Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that Traytor's grave would have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason) And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra (via besiderunningwaters) #my apologies for rambling #but it has been a long time since i thought about traytor #and that suddenly reminded me of him H APR 201 SOURCE SWEETBABYRAYSGOURMETSAUCES 78,236 NOTES The Unforgettable Tale of Evil Chancellor Traytor
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Being Alone, Church, and cnn.com: CNN @CNN CNN A man received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years cnn.it/ @lordflaconegro where was he locked up at? gamestop? <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/170760002897/britishbeardicism-lastsonlost-for-those-who" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://britishbeardicism.tumblr.com/post/170759609068/lastsonlost-for-those-who-dont-know-this-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">britishbeardicism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/170758354922/for-those-who-dont-know-this-is-a-thing-a-while" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>For those who don’t know this is a thing a while ago.</p><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/162360917682/man-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31">http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/162360917682/man-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31</a></p><p>Mr McKinney could be eligible for up to $1 million in compensation - the maximum - if the state’s parole board hears his exoneration case, which they have declined to do twice already.</p><p>Mr McKinney was issued just $75 upon his release in July 2009.</p><p>“I don’t have no life, all my life was taken away,” he told CBS News.</p><p>His lawyer, Jack Lowery, said his client had suffered enough and justice would not be served via receiving compensation alone.</p><p>Mr McKinney’s attempt to be exonerated has been mired in red tape, although his record has been cleared.</p><p>In September, the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tn.gov%2Fbop%2Farticle%2Fboard-members&amp;t=OGM2YzcwNzZmMjk5MzVmYWUwZTM0YmI4NTMwYzdkZWI3MmI3Nzc3Myw1MFBnaEhUNQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3ABzhmL6Ywn-Jr8XBMnaxyTA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Flastsonlost.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F162360917682%2Fman-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31&amp;m=1">seven members</a> of the Tennessee parole board voted unanimously to deny hearing his exoneration case. The final word comes down to Republican governor Bill Haslam.</p><p>Mr Haslam’s press secretary, Jennifer Donnals, told <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tennessean.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Fwilson%2F2016%2F11%2F22%2Fhaslam-gets-report-on-wilson-county-man-seeking-exoneration%2F94284518%2F&amp;t=ZmYzYzY1YTA3OGU4MGFlNmUwYjU5MzZjNWIwMDU3ZDQwNDNiMDc5Miw1MFBnaEhUNQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3ABzhmL6Ywn-Jr8XBMnaxyTA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Flastsonlost.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F162360917682%2Fman-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31&amp;m=1">The Tennessean</a> that Mr Haslam received an executive clemency application on 21 November.</p><p>She said the governor’s office is carrying out a review of Mr McKinney’s application with the board’s recommendation, which is confidential. The governor can choose to agree or disagree with the board’s recommendation, or he can choose not to act.</p><p>If his case is approved, he will have the chance to clear his name.</p><p>One member on the parole board, Patsy Bruce, said she was still not sure he was innocent and voted against his exoneration.</p><p>It is the second time Mr McKinney has applied to be exonerated. Shortly after his release, the board voted against hearing his case and the then governor Phil Bredesen did not act on the application</p><p>he Tennessee Board of Claims has only paid out exoneration claims twice since 2003.</p><p>Mr McKinney works at the Immanuel Baptist Church with the aim of becoming a preacher. One of his advocates is Republican state representative Mark Pody.</p><p>“Being exonerated would put me on a standard with everyone else in society. I didn’t get a chance to build a career or buy a home. I lost all my 20s, 30s and 40s, but I’m a servant of the Lord and any blessing I get I just want for my wife,” he told <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tennessean.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Fwilson%2F2016%2F11%2F22%2Fhaslam-gets-report-on-wilson-county-man-seeking-exoneration%2F94284518%2F&amp;t=ZmYzYzY1YTA3OGU4MGFlNmUwYjU5MzZjNWIwMDU3ZDQwNDNiMDc5Miw1MFBnaEhUNQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3ABzhmL6Ywn-Jr8XBMnaxyTA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Flastsonlost.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F162360917682%2Fman-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31&amp;m=1">The Tennessean.</a></p><p>A <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.change.org%2Fu%2F441045706&amp;t=ZmVmZjUxNDM5NzcwMWJjZDhlMWY5NjJiYzE3MTI3MjZjY2JmNWJhYyw1MFBnaEhUNQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3ABzhmL6Ywn-Jr8XBMnaxyTA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Flastsonlost.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F162360917682%2Fman-who-was-wrongly-imprisoned-of-rape-for-31&amp;m=1">Change.org petition</a> calling for his exoneration has reached more than 10,000 signatures.</p></blockquote> <p>Thanks for all the info.</p><p><br/></p><p>This is utterly dreadful.</p></blockquote> <p>No problem</p></blockquote>

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