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I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:: I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. H...

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I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:: I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. H...

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cyberpunkgame: Arasaka Corp. is a family firm from Japan. They’re known for providing corporate security, banking, and legal services. One of the most influential megacorporations in 2077, their weapons and vehicles are among the most sought after by police and security forces. : cyberpunkgame: Arasaka Corp. is a family firm from Japan. They’re known for providing corporate security, banking, and legal services. One of the most influential megacorporations in 2077, their weapons and vehicles are among the most sought after by police and security forces.

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Preacher held services during isolation and died from Covid: Preacher held services during isolation and died from Covid

Preacher held services during isolation and died from Covid

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lavenderek: infinitywithoutparallel: dellinah: full-moon-phoenix: theancientelementsofharmony1: dolfinsatdawn: The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much. It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man. The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis. Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself. Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t. Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead! Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice. How dare you make a reference this funny Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously yeah : lavenderek: infinitywithoutparallel: dellinah: full-moon-phoenix: theancientelementsofharmony1: dolfinsatdawn: The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much. It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man. The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis. Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself. Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t. Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead! Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice. How dare you make a reference this funny Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously yeah

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Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business: Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

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Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business: Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

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Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business: Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

Lockdown in Europe means that only essential services are open for business

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bigfatgingernerd: tddkart:What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services. @randomnightlordExcuse the tag, but I HAD A FEELING YOU WOULD LIKE THIS. Don’t be sorry this isFUCKING AWESOME: bigfatgingernerd: tddkart:What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services. @randomnightlordExcuse the tag, but I HAD A FEELING YOU WOULD LIKE THIS. Don’t be sorry this isFUCKING AWESOME

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shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four) I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis: shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four) I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis

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Someone should call child services!: Someone should call child services!

Someone should call child services!

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Fine. I’ll do it myself: amyy @a me purposely calling immigration on myself before #WWIII starts US. Citizenship and Immigration Services Trippy Tacoo 1:46 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone Fine. I’ll do it myself

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simonalkenmayer: memor-somnis: weavemama: fuggles: weavemama: she should have been rewarded. Y'all got sources? yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election: Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date. Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking: “As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers. But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states. The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.” So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened. Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context. : jesssssSS my2k reminder: this woman leaked proof that Russians hacked into voting machine software, and they put her in jail The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun Why do millennials keep leaking government secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK simonalkenmayer: memor-somnis: weavemama: fuggles: weavemama: she should have been rewarded. Y'all got sources? yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election: Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date. Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking: “As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers. But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states. The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.” So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened. Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

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Regalar dinero no tiene que ser taaaan cutre : @TwoClawsMedia None of the kids wanted toys for Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as a gift, while practical, always feels I made special impersonal, so packaging. Went over well FREE INSIDE! -CASH MONEY THE -CASH TRE FARTASTIC CASH MONE FIFT EXACTLY WAT IT SAYS TRANSPORMS INT6 000s ANDO SERICESI ST ONC AGES S A MARNING FIFTY BUCKS FROM THE IS MINT Set MONEY PEAL AMERICAN CURRENCY %24 FRIFENAUCKS CKS FREE INSIDE! YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT! I KNOW, RIGHT? NICE! CASH ONEY THE EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS IT ISI TRANSFORMS INTO GOODS AND/OR SERVICES! JUST ONCE! RESERE ERANT FIFTY CURRENCY U.S. CF25459179A 50 RESERVE 50 358980 A FEDERAL UNITED ESER UN FIFTY BUCKS ACTUALLY USEFUL ITEM OO GWEND-Sve Pats FIFTY BUCKS 6 AGES 5+ 524663403 ASST. A WARNING: FROM THE US MINT CHOKING HAZARD-Big money. Not for children under 3 years. MONEY REAL AMERICAN CURRENCY GUARANTEED TO BE USED FIFTY BUCKS CODE NAME: FIDDY NORANT FANGORIA FREE INSIDE Ages 4ond up -CASH HONEY CASH MONEY MONEY S0 THE FANTASTIC EACTLY WAT iT SAFE BUCKS FIFT TRANFORMS WTO oos AND/D SARVE9 AST ONCE Fihy Bucks GISH 60 FTY CURRENCY 350 FROM THE US MINT MONEY MON AGES S WARNING: OFYHE GOVERNMEN DHOKING HADARO- orey Not or chides deryars MONEY %24 FEVCUCKS FIFTY DOLLARS usEFUCFOREVERYHONG ARANTED REAL AMERICAN CURRENCY FIFTY BUCKS AMAZING ECHAMGE FOR GOODS ESVICES ச SLT65AS Regalar dinero no tiene que ser taaaan cutre

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masochist-incarnate: bluecrysto-blog: amis-amai: ilikeyoshi: dickbuttofficial: killbenedictcumberbatch: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter net.exe stop “Windows Search” so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space before after what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit @baristaboy try this out dude @lambylin y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”.2. Type/Copypase in net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped.This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS:1. Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2. Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3. Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out.VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA. Yo this sick nasty : 2 x t 15) Inbox | Tumblrx M Inbax- vickyediaz@gma X https://www.tumblr.com/inbox train.medcerts com 1處Home l Archive of Ou wl Microsoft Word Onlir f Facebook "-Bloge t Tumblr Reddit DkUneddit Inbox blr Anonymous said February 19th 201 INBOX TOOLS Mass Edit Mo that's one big piece of tape on your laptop camera Search Inbox INCOMING masochist-incarnate: bluecrysto-blog: amis-amai: ilikeyoshi: dickbuttofficial: killbenedictcumberbatch: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter net.exe stop “Windows Search” so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space before after what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit @baristaboy try this out dude @lambylin y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”.2. Type/Copypase in net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped.This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS:1. Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2. Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3. Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out.VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA. Yo this sick nasty

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Man charged with assault after Tinder date gone bad: A man who had assaulted his date in her apartment was told to leave but he wouldn't listen. When he confidently started walking around her apartment and destroying things she took a chance and pushed a naked man outside and locked the door. He tried to break the door but failed. He yelled and threatened her, then calmed down and started apologizing, then got mad again because she wouldn't let him back in. Someone called the police and he was arrested for disturbing of peace. Police officers walked him naked to the police car around the neighbourgho0od (unfortunately they parked at the other side of the road). The 26 year old man who works as programmer was found guilty of the assault and sentence for 160 hours of community work at public cleaning services (picking up trash on the streets). Man charged with assault after Tinder date gone bad

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Restoration 100?: Omg Just came home to a dead chicken Cook it. Mean It's chicken. If we weren't meant to eat them, God wouldn't have provided so many different recipes that make them so tasty. It was my pet u jerk.. my dad bought me those chickens.... lol so mean. You could've at least PRETENDED to care Ok I'm sorry. If I were there we would give it proper funeral services. Perhaps something similar to a cremation. At about 375 degrees while wrapped in a soothing blanket of Cajun seasoning and lemon juice. Restoration 100?

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Streaming services in 2030 https://t.co/aYZ7EdXjAx: Streaming services in 2030 https://t.co/aYZ7EdXjAx

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Just faced with this in task manager: Task Manager File Options View Processes Performance App history Startup Users Details Services Name Publisher Status Startup impact LMMStartUpApp TODO: <Company name> Enabled Not measured O 1Password for Windows des... AqileBits Inc. Enabled Medium googledrivesync.exe Enabled High Microsoft Corporation Windows Security notificati... Enabled Low Intel Granhice Command INTEL CORD Dicabled None Just faced with this in task manager

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The circle of theft: Fire Dan Quinn Now @Chance2... . 12h Married life is waking up early to preheat your wife's car. Then taking $10 out her purse as a tip for your services. 7,147 93 2,066 QuiQuiQui @yaQuizzle 11h Jokes on you because any cash in my purse is money you left in your pants when I did laundry. Otherwise, all I have is gum and lip balm 18 2151 785 Kameron Griffin @KameronGriffi... .6h This is actually fair. There's a harmonious balance in this. Lol. 1 t15 148 The circle of theft

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feminismandmedia: fairyofsomething: affinityforthestars: jumpingjacktrash: curlicuecal: uluhlynx: sweet-saccharin: if this ain’t the most beautiful mermaid you’ve ever seen… He looks so happy 10/10 a good mermaid the mermaid of happiness Reblog to have good and warm feelings ;w; <3 I think he’s actually from the Merby group. It’s a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website “works diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.” They also currently have applications open for new merbys! Aside from it going to a great cause, it’s also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! Oh and they’re also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: “Inclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time – that’s who we are. Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant – it’s the beard inside that matters most.” : hu by Tami feminismandmedia: fairyofsomething: affinityforthestars: jumpingjacktrash: curlicuecal: uluhlynx: sweet-saccharin: if this ain’t the most beautiful mermaid you’ve ever seen… He looks so happy 10/10 a good mermaid the mermaid of happiness Reblog to have good and warm feelings ;w; <3 I think he’s actually from the Merby group. It’s a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website “works diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.” They also currently have applications open for new merbys! Aside from it going to a great cause, it’s also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! Oh and they’re also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: “Inclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time – that’s who we are. Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant – it’s the beard inside that matters most.”

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Oh no indeed: osting... rent services available to ending on the content value and urgency of your thai Choose the correct verice to suit your needs mais oh no ENT Oh no indeed

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Oh no indeed: osting... rent services available to ending on the content value and urgency of your thai Choose the correct verice to suit your needs mais oh no ENT Oh no indeed

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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.: Your family will love me! THANKSGIVING PACKAGES SILVER ($75 +aplate) two hours at dinner matching outfits tell a few jokes Gold ($150+ a plate) three hours at dinner cute backstory on how we met details about what I do for a living Homemade dessert or appetizer to share Platinum ($350 + a plate a to-go plate) all day tell you I love you in front of the whole family Call Mom ahead of time to introduce mysel help clean up after dinner Serious inquiries only My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.

My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.

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WAY too many streaming services: Tell Dan to Write, It's NaNoWriMo @DanKoboldt Dear Apple, Hulu, Netflix, Disney, Amazon, CBS, NBC, and everyone else trying to create a streaming service: we're not going to pay for eight of these. Work it out. 9:36 PM 11/8/19 Twitter Web Client 22.8K Retweets 56.8K Likes WAY too many streaming services

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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.: Your family will love me! THANKSGIVING PACKAGES SILVER ($75 +aplate) two hours at dinner matching outfits tell a few jokes Gold ($150+ a plate) three hours at dinner cute backstory on how we met details about what I do for a living Homemade dessert or appetizer to share Platinum ($350 + a plate a to-go plate) all day tell you I love you in front of the whole family Call Mom ahead of time to introduce mysel help clean up after dinner Serious inquiries only My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.

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That is truly brilliant: Never Use Alone September 23.0 "Never Use Alone" is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you're alone. If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location, and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you've given us the information, you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you've ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30 45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you've given us. We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. Please call. We are on standby That is truly brilliant

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Cord cutters: no more mr wife guy @TheSociety Dude Hulu (no ads) - $13 Netflix -$12 HBO now/max - $15 Disney+ -$7 Amazon Prime - $9 E-girl Premium Snapchats - $2654 CBS All Access - $6 Total, $2716 a month for streaming and entertainment services Explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable? Cord cutters

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That is truly brilliant: Never Use Alone September 23.0 "Never Use Alone" is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you're alone. If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location, and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you've given us the information, you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you've ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30 45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you've given us. We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. Please call. We are on standby That is truly brilliant

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rubykgrant: child-of-dolora: Man, Harry’s really out here still slaying Nazis. Mad respect. I always hate the response “People died so you could have freedom of speech, so SHUT UP” : Voyage Around My D.. Instead of wearing a poppy for 06 Nov 18 #Remembrance2018 we should wear our shame because as a human race we've learned nothing since 1918. ti 3,659 221 11.7K Joanne Offord #bobptd06 Nov 18 Harry, brave young men died so that idiots like you would have the freedom to spout your rubbish. Be more respectful. #Remembrance2018 . 10 t 14 64 Voyage Around My Dad, Harry L. @Harryslaststand Replying to @JoanneOfford and @JoOfford Err, this is a picture of me in 1941 in my RAF uniform. So as we used to say in the services, Fuck off, Hitler. #Remembrance2018 3:30 p.m. 06 Nov 18 Twitter Web Client 1,030 Retweets 4,833 Likes rubykgrant: child-of-dolora: Man, Harry’s really out here still slaying Nazis. Mad respect. I always hate the response “People died so you could have freedom of speech, so SHUT UP”

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nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were. That’s a relief : i IHLAYANEWS.COM Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were. That’s a relief

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New location discovered: Prison: What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Child Protective Services. New location discovered: Prison

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Boxed.: I SIGNED WHISKERS UP FOR ONE OF THOSE SUBSCRIPTION BOX SERVICES WHAT IS THAT? EACH MONTH YOu GET A HAND-PICKED SELECTION OF THEMED BOXES. THIS MONTH IS CASTLES Он СОOL, LIKE CATNIP MICE TOYS AND LITTLE TREATS? WHAT? NO. @CHRISHALLBECK Boxed.

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Be his peace.. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Touched By Ty Creative Services @TouchedByTy My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom. He came in here and I acted like was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. Be his peace.. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Be his peace..: Touched By Ty Creative Services @TouchedByTy My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom. He came in here and I acted like was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. Be his peace..

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Be his peace.. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES: Touched By Ty Creative Services @TouchedByTy My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom. He came in here and I acted like was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. Be his peace.. by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

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Dating struggles.: JB @itsjeptumb So happy to announce I'm finally off the market. No, not taken. l've expired 11:58 AM 26 Oct 19 Twitter for Android 247 Retweets 1,199 Likes Peter Mwanje @Ptahdaboss 17h Replying to @itsjeptumb For recycling services, hit DM Dating struggles.

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Dating struggles. by cknyakina MORE MEMES: JB @itsjeptumb So happy to announce I'm finally off the market. No, not taken. l've expired 11:58 AM 26 Oct 19 Twitter for Android 247 Retweets 1,199 Likes Peter Mwanje @Ptahdaboss 17h Replying to @itsjeptumb For recycling services, hit DM Dating struggles. by cknyakina MORE MEMES

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Dating struggles.: JB @itsjeptumb So happy to announce I'm finally off the market. No, not taken. l've expired 11:58 AM 26 Oct 19 Twitter for Android 247 Retweets 1,199 Likes Peter Mwanje @Ptahdaboss 17h Replying to @itsjeptumb For recycling services, hit DM Dating struggles.

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https://t.co/sqW49GyCXl: In Albuquerque, a city worker drives around asking the homeless if they want to work for the day. If they say yes, they work 5 hours a day for $9/hour and after are taken to a health center where they are offered food, shelter and other services. https://t.co/sqW49GyCXl

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https://t.co/sqW49GyCXl: In Albuquerque, a city worker drives around asking the homeless if they want to work for the day. If they say yes, they work 5 hours a day for $9/hour and after are taken to a health center where they are offered food, shelter and other services. https://t.co/sqW49GyCXl

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It’s all about perspective: O O LTEA O 19% 9:26 yelp Open in App Restaurants Home Services More R82 Start your review... Ben B. 59 9 4/12/2019 I absolutely love this terrifying butthole of a "bar" for all the same reasons the only other review gave it one star. It's a Petri dish of depravity, a grimy, shallow trench of drug addled lunacy with a disturbing amount of in-your-face attempted prostitution. I also had a snowball fight in the parking lot once with a little Vietnamese man. Five stars. Highly recommended. Cool Useful Funny Chuck S. 153 39 11/27/2018 Literally the most terrifying bar on the planet. I wouldn't even call it a bar. It's a place where drug dealers, druggies, bikers and insane people go to have a beer I will never set foot in this place, ever again. I'm embarrassed to say I've even been inside. < It’s all about perspective

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bemusedlybespectacled: jethroq: goawfma: who would have thought that the solution to homelessness is providing people with housing? 🧐 The solution isn’t 100% perfect, there’s a lot of people who aren’t technically homeless because they live with other people for free etc. but yeah this does majorly help reduce risks for vulnerable people. Here’s the big thing about it that might scandalize Americans even more so than the idea of free housing: you don’t have to do anything to “deserve it.” Most countries use what’s called “the staircase model” – you start by being in shelter, then maybe a halfway house, then permanent housing. You can “move up” by going through rehab or getting a job or accessing other services. The idea is that housing is something you get as a reward for good behavior, not something you get by right. But with the housing first model, you get the house first, and then deal with everything else. It’s a lot easier to stop using drugs and alcohol when you have other ways to pass the time and aren’t under constant stress. It’s a lot easier to get a job when you have an address to put on your applications. It’s a lot easier to treat mental illness when you’re in a safe place that doesn’t add to your fear and pain. But if your mentality is that housing is something only the morally pure and socially acceptable deserve, and the only way to get it is for people to jump through hoops to prove their goodness, then of course you’re going to hate this model. : an account you reported @babadookspinoza Follow "Giving people homes" YEAH NO SHIT When Europe gets it right It's a miracle': Helsinki's radical solution to homelessness Finland is the only EU country where homelessness is falling. Its secret? Giving people homes as soon as they need them- unconditionally 3:34 PM -3 Jun 2019 3,568 Retweets 12,641 Likes Julesy @julesprom Follow "you can't just give people homes for free" actually you can and it turns out to be a cheaper alternative for cities and communities than having a homeless population "but no one wants to have to pay for all this" its literally cheaper and benefits everyone in the community an account you reported @babadookspinoza "Giving people homes" YEAH NO SHIT Is amiracle': Helsinki's radical solution to homelessness Show this thread y d 10:53 PM -3 Jun 2019 7,235 Retweets 16,637 Likes bemusedlybespectacled: jethroq: goawfma: who would have thought that the solution to homelessness is providing people with housing? 🧐 The solution isn’t 100% perfect, there’s a lot of people who aren’t technically homeless because they live with other people for free etc. but yeah this does majorly help reduce risks for vulnerable people. Here’s the big thing about it that might scandalize Americans even more so than the idea of free housing: you don’t have to do anything to “deserve it.” Most countries use what’s called “the staircase model” – you start by being in shelter, then maybe a halfway house, then permanent housing. You can “move up” by going through rehab or getting a job or accessing other services. The idea is that housing is something you get as a reward for good behavior, not something you get by right. But with the housing first model, you get the house first, and then deal with everything else. It’s a lot easier to stop using drugs and alcohol when you have other ways to pass the time and aren’t under constant stress. It’s a lot easier to get a job when you have an address to put on your applications. It’s a lot easier to treat mental illness when you’re in a safe place that doesn’t add to your fear and pain. But if your mentality is that housing is something only the morally pure and socially acceptable deserve, and the only way to get it is for people to jump through hoops to prove their goodness, then of course you’re going to hate this model.

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.: please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist 3:40 .LTE (630 iMessage Today 3:36 PM From Behavioral Health Education Services. Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM. Reply to confirm date and time. реерее роороо Justin, this is not an automated message. Should we consider this a confirmation for said time and date? oh my god i'm so sorry. yes, tomorrow at 12:45 works fine .

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