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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
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Beautiful, Facebook, and Love: br OWNERS OF DUCO EVENTS SET TO PART WAYS NV 16 724 dancinbutterfly: kc749: littlereddove: han-j1: evilqueenofgallifrey: so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh I love that he said Pakeha Can someone write what its being said in this? Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast. (clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.” Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“ Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“ Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice. I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.
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Fbi, Gucci, and Heroin: WANTED By the Drug Enforcement Administration Name: Frank Larry Matthews Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III $20,000.00 REWARD 2o 8 4'9 SHERIFF CLARK CO PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73 Build: medium Hair: black Eyes: brown Complexion: clear Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44 Height: 5'9" Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs. SS No.: 242-66-8429 Occupation: realtor Note: may have had plastic surgery Citizenship: U.S Ethnic Origin: Black American Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid- ered armed and dangerous. The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such information will be kept strictly confidential. Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D gucci-flipflops: Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.

gucci-flipflops: Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout th...

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Fbi, Gucci, and Heroin: WANTED By the Drug Enforcement Administration Name: Frank Larry Matthews Aliases: FRANK McNEAL, PEEWEE, MARK III $20,000.00 REWARD 2o 8 4'9 SHERIFF CLARK CO PHOTO TAKEN 2/16/69 PHOTO TAKEN 1/5/73 Build: medium Hair: black Eyes: brown Complexion: clear Description: Age: 33, born 2/13/44 Height: 5'9" Place of Birth: Durham, N.C. Weight: 180 lbs. SS No.: 242-66-8429 Occupation: realtor Note: may have had plastic surgery Citizenship: U.S Ethnic Origin: Black American Remarks: A Federal Bench Warrant was issued on July 3, 1973, Eastern District of New York, charging Matthews with failure to appear after indictment for violation of 21 USC 846 Heroin Conspiracy Caution: this individual is reportedly in the company of two bodyguards and should be consid- ered armed and dangerous. The Drug Enforcement Administration has authorized the payment of $20,000.00 as a reward to anyone providing information dirctiyresuting in the apprehension of this subject. All such information will be kept strictly confidential. Peter B. Bensinger, Administratbr IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON CONTACT DEA PRINCIPLE OFFICES ARE LISTED ON BACK. United States Department of Justice, Drug Enforcement Administration CIRCULAR NO. 17 FBI NO. 640 716D gucci-flipflops: Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout the eastern seaboard during the late 1960s and early 1970s. At the peak of his career he operated in 21 states and supplied major dealers throughout every region of the country. Although there is more attention paid to other drug kingpins of the era, Frank Matthews is said by the DEA to be one of the most significant traffickers of the time. He led a flamboyant lifestyle, with large sable mink coats, prime seats at major sporting events, luxury vehicles, and regular trips to Las Vegas where he was treated like a king. Matthews would also become known for hosting a major African-American drug dealers “summit” in Atlanta in 1971In 1973, the DEA was set to arrest Matthews. Nothing is known of his disappearance, however, he was arrested in Las Vegas, NV - paid bail then disappeared and others say he fled the scene before the arrest. At the time, Matthews allegedly took 15–20 million dollars with him and fled the country, and was never seen again.

gucci-flipflops: Frank “Black Caesar” Matthews (born February 13, 1944) is a major heroin and cocaine trafficker who operated throughout th...

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