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Fake, Fucking, and Girls: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I'm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl's number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, "I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I'll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand." Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head whoamiamneko If anyone ever does this to me l'll call them out on being a con artist a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Joke's on you, buddy. That'll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozern times? I can take a punch But then eventually, l'll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I'Il just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can't figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine Because l'm a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who's gonna' stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can't become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It's basic math whoamiamneko Moral of the story, don't be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy First of all, don't you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again And second, where did I say l'd be lonely? I'd be a ghost on a motorcycle. That's the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy How to become a legend
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: pebisbreath:This is the sexiest thing allowed starting December 18

pebisbreath:This is the sexiest thing allowed starting December 18

Basketball, Dad, and Dumb: <p><a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/162267664014/libertarirynn-so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162267492114/so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at-some-bios-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>So I’m going to take my crack at some bios for these new Ken dolls.</p> <p>First there’s Jayveon. His friends call him Jay. He’s a star forward on the high school basketball team and has a new girlfriend every week but there are rumors that he might be lowkey gay.</p> <p>Then there’s Mark. Huge Bernie Bro. He frequents the local artisan free trade coffee shop and drinks French press while blogging on his MacBook Pro.</p> <p>Next up is Carlos. His talents include playing soccer and picking up girls. He loves to say dumb things in Spanish because most girls think it’s the sexiest thing they’ve ever heard.</p> <p>Then we have Justin, lifeguard at the local pool. Major tool but he does have a girlfriend named Stephanie and he likes to hang out at her dad’s Lakehouse.</p> <p>Dontaveous is a real enterprising type. Wears dress shirts and ties to class and sometimes glasses even though people say he doesn’t really need them. He dates a white girl.</p> <p>And finally, Chad. He’s the essence of the basic white boy. His dad’s a lawyer and his mom is a socialite. His parents frequently leave for the weekend and he throws parties at his house that are absolutely the place to be. He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he thinks.</p> </blockquote> <p>tag yourself i’m Jayveon </p></blockquote>

feanorus-rex: libertarirynn: So I’m going to take my crack at some bios for these new Ken dolls. First there’s Jayveon. His friends call h...

Dude, Hello, and Omg: <p><a href="http://plzza-party.tumblr.com/post/168926340729/setheverman-haiku-robot-kyxhk" class="tumblr_blog">plzza-party</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/168920995581/haiku-robot-kyxhk-setheverman-hello-its" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/168891127183/kyxhk-setheverman-hello-its-my-face-very" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kyxhk.tumblr.com/post/168891117431/setheverman-hello-its-my-face-very-close-too" class="tumblr_blog">kyxhk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/168890523273/hello-its-my-face-very-close-too-close" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hello it’s my face very close too close</p></blockquote> <p>you may not like it but this is what the perfect swedish man looks like</p> </blockquote> <i>you may not like it <br/>but this is what the perfect <br/>swedish man looks like </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | <a href="http://bit.ly/2yyjZw0"><u>Who do I read?</u></a> | <a href="mailto:thathaikubot@gmail.com"><u>Contact</u></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeWmSLRhkoo9PmE"><b><u>HAIKU BOT NO</u></b></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/l2RnFnR3Bwgjpb1FS"><u>Good bot!</u></a> | Meep morp! Zeet!</small> </blockquote> <p>thank you you’re right i really don’t like this</p> </blockquote> <p>No offense to this guy, but, </p> <p>I don’t get it? Why does everyone think he’s the sexiest dude? I mean at best a 6.5-7 like attractive but not OMG TAKE ME NOW level</p> </blockquote> <p>a 6.5-7/10? hell yeah i’ll take that</p>

plzza-party: setheverman: haiku-robot: kyxhk: setheverman: hello it’s my face very close too close you may not like it but this is what...