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When You Forget To Contour
When You Forget To Contour

When You Forget To Contour

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Making Friends

Making Friends

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Todays

Todays

The Shade
The Shade

The Shade

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Dont Do This

Dont Do This

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Throws Shade

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Clothes, College, and Confused: Walmart Dress Code Freedom of Choice Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work. Here's a range of the dress-code compliant colors Tops Lightest Darkest amkrii: akornzombie: siryouarebeingmocked: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: siryouarebeingmocked: friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: thes3nator: counterclockworkminds: the-dao-of-the-zerg: left-reminders: “Freedom of choice” under capitalism Hey now, that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom. You can’t get that with the competition, which requires you to wear exactly one shade. We give you five different shades! Innovation, that’s what this is. Raw, capitalistic innovation. Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom. So, I worked for a big name department store. I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits, I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ (dark blue, red, black, etc) and look business professional. Oh and only ½ print at most (printed top). Coming from a call center (I went into retail to help pay for college) pretty much all of my current clothes were fine. It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’.A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform, and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay. So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black, but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wanted.What a liberal dress code! /s How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet? wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action. Is there any petty, inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism? Yes, OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in. Heck, I got mistaken the other day, when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best, even though all the employees were in t-shirts.Me, not the person. They must’ve thought I was security. Huh. I’ve been at my weekend job, in my work shirt (black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve, with name tag) and had people ask me “ do you work here? ” “No. I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink.”

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80s, Be Like, and Bless Up: When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens. New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always my rules come with exceptions. First, u been in a action film starring the Rock or a romantic film starring Sarah Jessica Parker. U feel me? A film errybody seent. Oh u acted in one art house film that was featured at the Aspen Film Festival and got a small release in NYC and LA but u rocking Gucci shades at O’hare? U a jacka$$ 🙂. Even a B-list celebrity like Kid Cudi Imma let u rock shades out the goodness of my heart. Like to a oddly specific subsection of 2000s-era stoners u a legit star - shades are ok because them oddly specific fans is hella in love with u and U want a lil privacy. Plus people gon be like “wow kid cudi flying spirit airline?? Damn. Times is rough. AHIMMMMAHHHHHHOHHHHH.” [I always pictured Kid Cudi fans moan like Cudi in private lmao.] He might wear shades to be like “aye lemme hide a lil bit and eat my airport Cinnabon with jiz sauce in peacington.” I feel that. Second, legit athletes. But see it’s always that dude that’s 6’5”+ who wanna rock shades in the airport to create confusion. He ain’t a NBA player but he might could had played college ball. Bruh. U ain’t famous. U just lengthy 😂. “Well smash maybe u just jealous of these actors, rappers and athletes — salty a$$. U just a nobody with a meme page LMAOOO.” Ummmm exactly! And I love it that way! 😂 That’s the whole point. People wear them shades in airports to pretend like they don’t wanna be recognized but low key dying to be recognized. The shades - which is suppose to obscure they identity - actually draw attention to them. People look harder to see who they are. Like them dudes who was heavy metal artists in the 80s but still rock the big hair like ya auntie Julie and tight fake leather pants like homie just dying to be spotted by someone (...like ya auntie Julie lmao she still play they music! She never moved on! She’ll STILL smash Jerry the drummer just to brag at the hair salon! Raw! Knowing she number 8,762! Go head Julie u wild lmao!) Anyway bruv, stop. Take them shades off. See? Light is lovely. Bless up 😂😂😂

New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always...

Apparently, Children, and Dumb: b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie No one seriously believes that Melania Trump wrote this, right? Melania Trump@FLOTUS I see the media is working overtime speculating where l am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people! 12:57 PM 30 May 18 <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/174744636254/abelpj-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://abelpj.tumblr.com/post/174742616021/siryouarebeingmocked-oppress-everyone-for-fun" class="tumblr_blog">abelpj</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174741140781/oppress-everyone-for-fun-callmegoddess618" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://oppress-everyone-for-fun.tumblr.com/post/174440849062/callmegoddess618-between-this-and-the" class="tumblr_blog">oppress-everyone-for-fun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://callmegoddess618.tumblr.com/post/174417082284/between-this-and-the-outpatient-surgery-that" class="tumblr_blog">callmegoddess618</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Between this and the outpatient surgery that somehow required her to be kept overnight in the hospital, I want to know what he did to her. </p> <p>I’m serious. I’ve seen their interactions. She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes). Her surgery was one that people recover from fully in days and is usually an outpatient procedure but they kept her overnight and yet she hasn’t been seen since then. </p> <p>He defends domestic abusers regularly. His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. What did he do to her? </p> </blockquote> <p>Zero proof fuck off you women haters</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s apparently entirely impossible for Melania Trump to be kept overnight for observation after surgery. Or to be happy in her marriage.</p> <p><i>&gt; She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes). </i></p> <p>They’re also good at <b>keeping the sun out of your eyes</b>. I wore my pair of big shades earlier today. I guess Trump abuses me too.</p> <p><i>&gt;He defends domestic abusers regularly. </i></p> <p>Ciiiitation needed?</p> <p><i>&gt; His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. </i></p> <p>Accusations are not evidence.</p> <p><i>&gt; And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. </i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="512"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd272bd848eafcf5274871325d9fd8f0/tumblr_inline_p9q64ajW4e1sps4wz_540.png" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="512"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is gross. These people are probably foaming at the mouth at the idea that Trump hurt Melania so that it proves just how evil he is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Why does the left suddenly care about Melania? I thought she was just a dumb trophy wife?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>There is just too much yikes in this post to process. Starting with all of those heavily unsubstantiated claims by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mzLkbvJsgNkB1060sS2TQ5Q">@callmegoddess618</a> I don’t like Trump but damn y’all are reaching</p>

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