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<p><a href="http://therealpoesdaughter.tumblr.com/post/175863861384/libertarirynn-this-reporter-desperately-tried" class="tumblr_blog">therealpoesdaughter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175861830537/this-reporter-desperately-tried-to-get-a-trump" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reporter desperately tried to get a Trump soundbite out of Dolly and she was not having it 😂</p></blockquote> <p>How many times can Dolly Parton politely tell him to piss off before this idiot gets the point?</p></blockquote> <p>So sleazy too, trying to guilt her into saying something by reminding her that she’s “a role model“. I’m telling you these guys just want conflict and headlines. Either she criticizes Trump and they get a big shake up, or she complements Trump and everybody wants her crucified. They can’t make big headlines out of “my stance is none of your business“.</p>: 'M NOT BEING POLITICAL <p><a href="http://therealpoesdaughter.tumblr.com/post/175863861384/libertarirynn-this-reporter-desperately-tried" class="tumblr_blog">therealpoesdaughter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175861830537/this-reporter-desperately-tried-to-get-a-trump" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reporter desperately tried to get a Trump soundbite out of Dolly and she was not having it 😂</p></blockquote> <p>How many times can Dolly Parton politely tell him to piss off before this idiot gets the point?</p></blockquote> <p>So sleazy too, trying to guilt her into saying something by reminding her that she’s “a role model“. I’m telling you these guys just want conflict and headlines. Either she criticizes Trump and they get a big shake up, or she complements Trump and everybody wants her crucified. They can’t make big headlines out of “my stance is none of your business“.</p>
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I am a barbie girl in a barbie hell: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit l would announce (name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious. Source: duplexity 126,102 notes I am a barbie girl in a barbie hell

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jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious : Nili @sharknoises 22m MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE 2 7 Nili @sharknoises 21m I WAS JUST EATING DINNER WITH MY PARENTS AND MY MOM ASKS IN FARSI FOR ME TO PASS HER THE REMOTE CONTROL. I WAS LIKE "...WHAT?" Nili @sharknoises 20m MOM: *POINTS TO TONGS* IN FARSI] GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL ME: .YOU MEAN THE TONGS? MOM: YEAH, PLEASE PASS IT OVER. 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 19m AFTER I PASS IT OVER I'M LIKE "WHY DID YOU CALL THE TONGS THE [PERSIAN WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL]?" & SHE JUST VERY NONCHALANTLY BLOWS MY MIND 4 Nili @sharknoises 18m MOM: [WORD] IS JUST A FILLER WORD, YOU KNOW. I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE WORD FOR TONGS, SO 1 SAID [WORD] ME: WHAT. NO. WHAT? 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 17m FOR 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE, THE WORD IN FARSI THAT I THOUGHT MEANT REMOTE CONTROL WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE FARSI EQUIVALENT OF "THINGAMABOB." WTF 2 10 Nili @sharknoises 16m I JUST SAT THERE, WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN, FOR A SOLID MINUTE. MY MOM WAS LIKE "WAIT... YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE?" 4 Nili @sharknoises 16m FROM YOU AND DAD!! YOU GUYS CALL IT THAT WORD!!!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 14m ME: WELL WHAT'S THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL THEN? MOM: UM..I DON'T KNOW? *SAYS IN ENGLISH WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT* CON-TROL"? 5 Nili @sharknoises 13m AND MY MOM IS JUST LIKE "WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL?" LIKE SHE DIDN'T JUST SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF MY ENTIRE WORLD!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 13m WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??" I LEARNED FARSI FROM YOU GUYS! HOW MUCH OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF FARSI IS JUST FAKE WORDS THAT Y'ALL MADE UP????? 4 Nili @sharknoises -11m ME: SO IFI WAS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND I ASK WHERE THE [WORD] IS THEY'D JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MOM: [LAUGHS AT ME] 91 th 4 Nili @sharknoises-9m ME: WHAT ELSE CAN I NOT TRUST??? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE???? ARE Y'ALL EVEN MY REAL PARENTS???? MOM: [KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious

jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but th...

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Math class is tough!: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers out? I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. When I played with Barbies I had this thing called "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld l thought it was hilarious. this shit is honestly so fucking real I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're not doing it right. When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and ramming it repeatedly into a wall My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for handles. What the fuck Math class is tough!
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Turbines of the future: sunlitrevolution Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shakin g, not spinnin Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at. As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator mgangs Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans jenniferrpovey These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats. fullcontactmuse This is really cool winneganfake They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away tentakrule I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi shit. kweyolempress At least you won't have to go outside to know how windy it is... You'll hear it dazed-unfazed They provide us energy They provide us warmth They love us These martyr gods, their twitching agony is our salvation GLORY TO THE WAILING OBELISKS Source: independent.co.uk 101,682 notes Turbines of the future
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