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Animals, Birthday, and Life: More time is the only thing you cannot buy Your entire life span is less than 0.00000001% of all time in existence You remember that one time you embarrassed yourself? They still do That soreness vou feel when you wake up is only going to get worse You already met your true soul mate, but they didn't like you baclk Eventually you'll run out of things that make you a little happy How many living animals and plants died so you could live today? They say you die twice. First when you stop breathing. lThen when you are forgotten Your parents had such high hopes for you They know you're pretending to be alright when you're barely holding it together. You have free will. It's a damn shame you never chose to use it. Recall that peace when you wake up and don't remember who you are for a few seconds The feeling of acomplishment from video games is not real, you haven't done anything If feeling happy was all that matter, everyone would be on crack Your happiest days are already behind you You'll probably die the day before immortality is developed You know they're lying when they say they love you because you lied to them as well You stop trying to force yourself to feel happy because it just makes the crash worse when it wears off You're just waiting for something worse to tip you over the edge so can finally go through with it Your greatest fear is that you'll get what you want and you still won't be happy In order for there to be winners, there has to be losers. Its your birth right Your best effort will never be better than someone else's natural talent. You have fatigue that sleep will never cure Everyone you know is tired of hearing about your problems Wash your pillow. It reeks of tears How much of your life have you shortened with your disgusting lifestyle? People are too polite to tell you they notice your facial flaws If you had a second chance, you'd just waste it again Have you ever cried so hard that you burst the blood vessles in your face and had to carry it like a mark of shame until it healed? If you have to force yourself to talk to your friend, you aren't a real friend Money can't buy unconditional love, but it can buy a puppy. Every 13 years Your birthday isn't something to be celebrated Dopamine receptors are designed to build tolerance to happiness because its something you should experience, but can never keep How do you know you're actually this right now and not just reflecting back on it in an episode of dementia from your nursing home? 2meirl4meirl

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Anaconda, Bad, and Community: The HOA starter pack Pro Increases home value. Con Your neighbors are dicks. HOA President + Board Power Trip No sense of character in the cookie-cutter homes Reminder Memo Yes friends and neighbors it's that time of year again where and its time to do our cleenup rituals around the community t remind everybedy of a few of the no no's we have seen, These rales have been ut in the bylaws when the Assoclation first started so we are wking nothine new the weather ! wuld ke bo "Friendlv" (passive- aggressive) HOA reminders. lasti ¡¡ก็เ thu maibor for around 525 00 or lesa. The post bs4 with Enes This is not hand foRs Fix them sp and keep the Association locking Garbag·Gm why do w* sen people leaving garbage tans left our 14/77 Keep them in your garage until ir's time to have the trathed picked up then put them back in the garage. It would be a shame to send someone a fine because they lhe keeping it outside. Let this letter serve as your warning noccE Boats and Trallers-This is snother rule breaker for the Assodietion Boas trallers, and jet ski's are a great source of fun but are not to be stored in your driveway. If you pick up the fhoat and want to ciean it up belbre taking it to the lake that's fine Leavin it in your driveway for a couple of des is not ok Thiss SunSentinel CATHERINE HELEN MORRIS ACCUSED OF STEALING $73,584.75 FROM HOA the suminer, If you are looking for a guideline please look at the Associabion anns. They are pristine. There is no excuse for a bad lawn Some rules may not heem important to you but they are in piace to noke it eosier to get along Breaking a litle rule here means the next person wl tokr it a little umer ond further uni the seighborhood s in terrible shope. We have seen it hoppet Let's heip HOA a special ploce to lve. "Welcoming" to families because of the Fair Housing Act.but, not really "LOL your grass is 1mm too long. Fine is $150." "$100 fine for anonymous noise complaint. We have no proof, and you can't contest it." $300 fine. You parked with one wheel touching your lawn." The ‘Homeowners Association’ starter pack
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Being Alone, Creepy, and Facebook: After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at wil essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day" I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrived 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'l say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first savw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them I remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did I realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number toa stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing thinking, anyway. My first text to her was simply, "I saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "I can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that I took while she was at work to let her know that I was actualNew Comment The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so I can't return to that specific Wendy's Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the quv That was my line of What the actual fuck? How can people be brought up in today's society to think Holy... this is so far from okay.
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Shame, Whats, and Right: What's that? You're busy? Well, it'd be a shame if I were to sit right here then wouldn't it?..

What's that? You're busy? Well, it'd be a shame if I were to sit right here then wouldn't it?..

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