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I went to visit my brother who is living in a shared Erasmus student apartment. Here is the household chores table at the entrance: NAME KOmY vaccum Trastt lpSHNaSNcounter ngor F RESIDENCE sponsible for keeping the common rooms ections are not notified. he container it nice and clean Kathi Tobi Jakob d wash. Do not use sharp objects es: wash after use , filter in warm Zalo water ve leftovers from inner filter clean and wash keep neat and clean wash frequently oard: in recycling container does the dishes and cleans up department has something to point out after an e will be notifiled with an improvement deadline all to do as requested it will be done by Sammen nt to everyone for the work. Laura Giorgia Anja Julien ger may assist with kitchen meetings if cooperations ing does not work. that corridors are escape routes. It is forbidden here. Everything will be removed without notice he resident. ur cooperation! sammen de@sb no AIOX Krisring onsible for cleaning the kitchen Week Week Natalia Week Week Week Week 39 47 12 20 20 40 48 13 21 29 41 49 14 22 10 42 50 15 23 43 51 16 24 44 1 17 25 45 2 10 18 26 46 11 19 27 1 Jannik Jorge Padla department will come and check the kitchen every week. y: garbage every day hwasher ator every Thursday when necessary and in cooperation with the others tor ever stove every Thursday or responsibel for lidying up and clean up after themselfes. Oe ything you need you can contact us by email renhold.belig@sib.no. olig <e bid sammen nSTruCTIOnS: PUT T line on Ine bax whm you do a chone COunT appollows CLEAN YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT ASAP tf you donr wrie down what you k of the common kitchens at Fantoft in R and S mester, there is arranged a cleaning week at the common kitchens is week 49 (3 to 9 of December). Monday 11 of December, we will inspect Hone. If desired, the cleaning week can be moved to a time that suits you better ant to move before week 49, so it's important that you contact us to check that abinet, fridge/reezer is emptied and that the kitchen is clean and tidy. There wil can enter what you have done of common cleaning before you leave Those who e that this maintains clean and tidy. THI THE wll be checked every Friday, but also after each person move, if you leave without ed, you will be charged for the work re responsible for in the cleaning week n cupboards and drawers are tidied and cleaned inside and out. You will get black ags from us. Garbage is thrown in container/garbage room Empty bottles are dbaking trays are cleaned and washed. You will get scrubs from us d freerer are washed inside and outside. Frozen goods can be packed in newspaper d in a refrigerator while defreezing the freezer tilator hood with lalo, fan filter is put in the dishwasher, allnw it to dry completely inserting. washer is started when empty with a cleaning tablet in. You will get a tablet from us to kitchen and rooms are washed free of finger marks and grease enches and chairs are washed Sofas and foot rests are vacuum cleaned. nd moldings are washed. itchen equipment that you do not want to bring with you, you can you give to TU. if l gets left behind it will be thrown am u wa will all know By order of The feaky yThing:fuckYo to 11 of December he kitchen utensils that we have put out for you and replace what has been reported braken Removing private assets remaining se who are sLaving in the R and 5 block, it is very important that you take your private nto your room or in your cupboards so that this is not thrown food that you have In dge/freezer must be marked with your room number The windows inside. and clean the sofas e cleaning equipment like Zalo, cloths, mops and vacuum cleaners. the kitchen floor the corridor floors will do in the common kitchens from 1 Twisl apy to help you with any questions you may have Contatt renhold.boligL@sammen.ng ouly 2G NOK FucKIng BlundeS I went to visit my brother who is living in a shared Erasmus student apartment. Here is the household chores table at the entrance
I went to visit my brother who is living in a shared Erasmus student apartment. Here is the household chores table at the entrance: NAME KOmY vaccum Trastt lpSHNaSNcounter ngor F RESIDENCE sponsible for keeping the common rooms ections are not notified. he container it nice and clean Kathi Tobi Jakob d wash. Do not use sharp objects es: wash after use , filter in warm Zalo water ve leftovers from inner filter clean and wash keep neat and clean wash frequently oard: in recycling container does the dishes and cleans up department has something to point out after an e will be notifiled with an improvement deadline all to do as requested it will be done by Sammen nt to everyone for the work. Laura Giorgia Anja Julien ger may assist with kitchen meetings if cooperations ing does not work. that corridors are escape routes. It is forbidden here. Everything will be removed without notice he resident. ur cooperation! sammen de@sb no AIOX Krisring onsible for cleaning the kitchen Week Week Natalia Week Week Week Week 39 47 12 20 20 40 48 13 21 29 41 49 14 22 10 42 50 15 23 43 51 16 24 44 1 17 25 45 2 10 18 26 46 11 19 27 1 Jannik Jorge Padla department will come and check the kitchen every week. y: garbage every day hwasher ator every Thursday when necessary and in cooperation with the others tor ever stove every Thursday or responsibel for lidying up and clean up after themselfes. Oe ything you need you can contact us by email renhold.belig@sib.no. olig <e bid sammen nSTruCTIOnS: PUT T line on Ine bax whm you do a chone COunT appollows CLEAN YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT ASAP tf you donr wrie down what you k of the common kitchens at Fantoft in R and S mester, there is arranged a cleaning week at the common kitchens is week 49 (3 to 9 of December). Monday 11 of December, we will inspect Hone. If desired, the cleaning week can be moved to a time that suits you better ant to move before week 49, so it's important that you contact us to check that abinet, fridge/reezer is emptied and that the kitchen is clean and tidy. There wil can enter what you have done of common cleaning before you leave Those who e that this maintains clean and tidy. THI THE wll be checked every Friday, but also after each person move, if you leave without ed, you will be charged for the work re responsible for in the cleaning week n cupboards and drawers are tidied and cleaned inside and out. You will get black ags from us. Garbage is thrown in container/garbage room Empty bottles are dbaking trays are cleaned and washed. You will get scrubs from us d freerer are washed inside and outside. Frozen goods can be packed in newspaper d in a refrigerator while defreezing the freezer tilator hood with lalo, fan filter is put in the dishwasher, allnw it to dry completely inserting. washer is started when empty with a cleaning tablet in. You will get a tablet from us to kitchen and rooms are washed free of finger marks and grease enches and chairs are washed Sofas and foot rests are vacuum cleaned. nd moldings are washed. itchen equipment that you do not want to bring with you, you can you give to TU. if l gets left behind it will be thrown am u wa will all know By order of The feaky yThing:fuckYo to 11 of December he kitchen utensils that we have put out for you and replace what has been reported braken Removing private assets remaining se who are sLaving in the R and 5 block, it is very important that you take your private nto your room or in your cupboards so that this is not thrown food that you have In dge/freezer must be marked with your room number The windows inside. and clean the sofas e cleaning equipment like Zalo, cloths, mops and vacuum cleaners. the kitchen floor the corridor floors will do in the common kitchens from 1 Twisl apy to help you with any questions you may have Contatt renhold.boligL@sammen.ng ouly 2G NOK FucKIng BlundeS I went to visit my brother who is living in a shared Erasmus student apartment. Here is the household chores table at the entrance

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3-lane bungee run: SAFETY RULES 3-LANE BUNGEE RUNM No Facial No Ao Tumbling Flipping Jewelry No Jewelry No Sharp Objects or Running No No Glasses No Unevenly Matched Players Shoes No Rough Play No Diving Headgear Required? Maximum Manufacturer's Max. Number of Players Minimum Height Suggested Wt. Limit Height N/A 76" 200 lbs. 42" 3 This unit must be tethered at all times, indoors or outdoors. Dimensions: (1) 1.0-1.5 hp blower system(s) needed to run this unit properly. Each blower used requires constant Safety tethers and anchors must source of 110v 20amp power! Static 50"Hx50"W x 50"L Dynamic: 9'Hx15'W 32'L be installed prior to inflatable (1) Trained Operator(s) must be operations on duty near the unit at all times! The manufacturer of this inflatable has been indemnified by the owner/operator of this device against any 3rd party lawsuits resulting from mis-use of this device by the owner, operator, or anyone not following the Safe-Use Rules displayed on this Safety Label or in the Serial Number: RIDE AT YOUR instruction materials supplied with this ride. OWN DO NOT inflate or use this piece of equipment without first securing it to the ground or stationary devices using all tethering connectionsl DO NOT pound stakes into the ground without first verifying gas I CAUTION! RISK! T o nt device. With all amusement devices there are inherent DO NOT operate this unit in winds in excess of 20 mph! ines ond electrical connections with local utility companies! SHOCK HAZARD! OYIE Y0u do so AT YOUR OWN RISKI e to use this amusement erio s en tested ond comply to DO NOT use this equipment on damp surfaces or during Inclem Manutactuurer DOES NOT WARRANT THE SAFETY OF THIS OFVICE T used by owner or opmrator, in any way thot violatrs minufocturers sofety yuidnllines or scFe srt up and opeotion SY a nar or operato re for o r res that mIay ments under ASTM 698-94, ASTM F 770 Test. Al meet the and STM 237a-06.Safety and Maintenance ent weather. la dire SM requle e is device. Minj am ments for this intatabie is 810 0EN rdne y and d Cuting-EdgerCreations, Inc. con 3-lane bungee run
3-lane bungee run: SAFETY RULES 3-LANE BUNGEE RUNM No Facial No Ao Tumbling Flipping Jewelry No Jewelry No Sharp Objects or Running No No Glasses No Unevenly Matched Players Shoes No Rough Play No Diving Headgear Required? Maximum Manufacturer's Max. Number of Players Minimum Height Suggested Wt. Limit Height N/A 76" 200 lbs. 42" 3 This unit must be tethered at all times, indoors or outdoors. Dimensions: (1) 1.0-1.5 hp blower system(s) needed to run this unit properly. Each blower used requires constant Safety tethers and anchors must source of 110v 20amp power! Static 50"Hx50"W x 50"L Dynamic: 9'Hx15'W 32'L be installed prior to inflatable (1) Trained Operator(s) must be operations on duty near the unit at all times! The manufacturer of this inflatable has been indemnified by the owner/operator of this device against any 3rd party lawsuits resulting from mis-use of this device by the owner, operator, or anyone not following the Safe-Use Rules displayed on this Safety Label or in the Serial Number: RIDE AT YOUR instruction materials supplied with this ride. OWN DO NOT inflate or use this piece of equipment without first securing it to the ground or stationary devices using all tethering connectionsl DO NOT pound stakes into the ground without first verifying gas I CAUTION! RISK! T o nt device. With all amusement devices there are inherent DO NOT operate this unit in winds in excess of 20 mph! ines ond electrical connections with local utility companies! SHOCK HAZARD! OYIE Y0u do so AT YOUR OWN RISKI e to use this amusement erio s en tested ond comply to DO NOT use this equipment on damp surfaces or during Inclem Manutactuurer DOES NOT WARRANT THE SAFETY OF THIS OFVICE T used by owner or opmrator, in any way thot violatrs minufocturers sofety yuidnllines or scFe srt up and opeotion SY a nar or operato re for o r res that mIay ments under ASTM 698-94, ASTM F 770 Test. Al meet the and STM 237a-06.Safety and Maintenance ent weather. la dire SM requle e is device. Minj am ments for this intatabie is 810 0EN rdne y and d Cuting-EdgerCreations, Inc. con 3-lane bungee run

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Only real couples do this: QUOTE Boyfriend put into her vagina For safe keeping D by justinrpg Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:07 pm Does anybody like vaginal vore socenarios where a girl puts her shrunken boyfriend in her vagina to keep him safe? Difecious Say a girl's boyfriend is shrunken and when his girlfriend she sees him, she wonders what happened to him. Shortly after, the girlfriend realizes that if she doesn't put him somewhere safe, anything and everything can kill him. She decides to put him in her vagina to keep him safe justdiate Vorarephile Posts: 428 18, 2008 Inside her vagina would be the safest place to keep him until she can figure out how to get him back to normal size. She cannot put him in her pocket or even underwear because if people bumped into her, he would be squished, same if she moved weird. She cannot put him in her purse because what if she dropped her purse or someone took it. Joined her stomach my own 8PM In the vagina, it is soft and warm, there are no sharp objects or anything that can squish him, it is the perfect place for a shrunken boyfriend to be safe as the girlfriend goes about her day. Some other variables include 1. Her boyfriend was the first living thing to ever be shrunken, which would make it extremely difficult for his girlfriend to figure out how to get him back to normal size, hence keeping him in her vagina longer year) prior to this happening, the girlfriend and boyfriend agreed to let each other have sex with other people. She would still 2. Some time (maybe even months or be allowed to let other men have sex with her while her boyfriend is in her vagina. It wouldn't be right for the boyfriend to disallow this because he is in her vagina. What if the girlfriend made arrangements with someone prior to her boyfriend being shrunken. What is she going to say to this guy, I cannot have sex with you because my boyfriend is shrunken and he is inside my vagina? He'd think she was crazy. Anybody else like this kind of vaginal vore? Only real couples do this
Only real couples do this: QUOTE Boyfriend put into her vagina For safe keeping D by justinrpg Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:07 pm Does anybody like vaginal vore socenarios where a girl puts her shrunken boyfriend in her vagina to keep him safe? Difecious Say a girl's boyfriend is shrunken and when his girlfriend she sees him, she wonders what happened to him. Shortly after, the girlfriend realizes that if she doesn't put him somewhere safe, anything and everything can kill him. She decides to put him in her vagina to keep him safe justdiate Vorarephile Posts: 428 18, 2008 Inside her vagina would be the safest place to keep him until she can figure out how to get him back to normal size. She cannot put him in her pocket or even underwear because if people bumped into her, he would be squished, same if she moved weird. She cannot put him in her purse because what if she dropped her purse or someone took it. Joined her stomach my own 8PM In the vagina, it is soft and warm, there are no sharp objects or anything that can squish him, it is the perfect place for a shrunken boyfriend to be safe as the girlfriend goes about her day. Some other variables include 1. Her boyfriend was the first living thing to ever be shrunken, which would make it extremely difficult for his girlfriend to figure out how to get him back to normal size, hence keeping him in her vagina longer year) prior to this happening, the girlfriend and boyfriend agreed to let each other have sex with other people. She would still 2. Some time (maybe even months or be allowed to let other men have sex with her while her boyfriend is in her vagina. It wouldn't be right for the boyfriend to disallow this because he is in her vagina. What if the girlfriend made arrangements with someone prior to her boyfriend being shrunken. What is she going to say to this guy, I cannot have sex with you because my boyfriend is shrunken and he is inside my vagina? He'd think she was crazy. Anybody else like this kind of vaginal vore? Only real couples do this
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Proof Socialism Makes You Miserable: Bernie fans angered by...the National Spelling Bee: C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M: The National Spelling Bee Is Now A "Pay To Play" Event X CLOS us r/WayOfTheBern Posted by u/Theveryunfortunate2 days ago BEE 25 C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M: The National Spelling Bee Is Now A "Pay To Play" Event zerohedge.com/news/2.. US r/WayOfTheBern 30.3k 175 Members Online Save Hide Report Give Award JOIN 9 Comments Share SORT BY NEW (SUGGESTED) Single comment thread. View all comments COMMUNITY OPTIONS R/WAYOFTHEBERN RULES 5 points 2 days ago penelopepnortney BDS Neolibs and Neocons FTA: 1. Rules: Contestants for the spelling bee used to need to have won a regional qualify for the "main event". Now, the spelling championship in order to bee has changed to a new model: pony up the cash, and we'll let you compete even if can't spell c-r-o-n-y-i-s-m. We don't like rules. Shocking, I know. But we need one, so this is the one rule: aka "The Golden Rule,": "Play Nice," In fact, 2018's winner, 14-year-old Karthik Nemmani, was part of a group of kids who lost at regionals but whose parents agreed of $750 on top of paying for their family's travel and lodging. "DBAD," and "Be excellent to one to pay an entry fee another!" - If you have trouble with this, length of rules will have any greater effect. no The price to play moved from $750 last year to $1500 this year. According to the Wall Street Journal, this year's spelling bee is the second that includes a pay-to-play option for kids who misspelled a word at the regional spelling bee and didn't qualify for the finals. More than half of the 562 entrants paid to get into the Spelling Bee this year. (Graffiti and sharp objects are removed at the discretion of whichever mod or user is trying to help you understand Reply Give Award Share Report Save rule.) our one 2 days ago whatweshouldcallyou 0 points 2. Guidelines, requests, and suggestions: Well he obviously was worthy of entering the contest since he won it... Agreement, Unity and Conformity are not our goals; Enlightened debates in Reply Share Edit Save Civil Environment are! 3 points 2 days ago bout_that_action Many of us are newly awakened and Would vou fooI that wav if vo,bad boaton bim at rocionale2. 25 Proof Socialism Makes You Miserable: Bernie fans angered by...the National Spelling Bee
Proof Socialism Makes You Miserable: Bernie fans angered by...the National Spelling Bee: C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M: The National Spelling Bee Is Now A "Pay To Play" Event X CLOS us r/WayOfTheBern Posted by u/Theveryunfortunate2 days ago BEE 25 C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M: The National Spelling Bee Is Now A "Pay To Play" Event zerohedge.com/news/2.. US r/WayOfTheBern 30.3k 175 Members Online Save Hide Report Give Award JOIN 9 Comments Share SORT BY NEW (SUGGESTED) Single comment thread. View all comments COMMUNITY OPTIONS R/WAYOFTHEBERN RULES 5 points 2 days ago penelopepnortney BDS Neolibs and Neocons FTA: 1. Rules: Contestants for the spelling bee used to need to have won a regional qualify for the "main event". Now, the spelling championship in order to bee has changed to a new model: pony up the cash, and we'll let you compete even if can't spell c-r-o-n-y-i-s-m. We don't like rules. Shocking, I know. But we need one, so this is the one rule: aka "The Golden Rule,": "Play Nice," In fact, 2018's winner, 14-year-old Karthik Nemmani, was part of a group of kids who lost at regionals but whose parents agreed of $750 on top of paying for their family's travel and lodging. "DBAD," and "Be excellent to one to pay an entry fee another!" - If you have trouble with this, length of rules will have any greater effect. no The price to play moved from $750 last year to $1500 this year. According to the Wall Street Journal, this year's spelling bee is the second that includes a pay-to-play option for kids who misspelled a word at the regional spelling bee and didn't qualify for the finals. More than half of the 562 entrants paid to get into the Spelling Bee this year. (Graffiti and sharp objects are removed at the discretion of whichever mod or user is trying to help you understand Reply Give Award Share Report Save rule.) our one 2 days ago whatweshouldcallyou 0 points 2. Guidelines, requests, and suggestions: Well he obviously was worthy of entering the contest since he won it... Agreement, Unity and Conformity are not our goals; Enlightened debates in Reply Share Edit Save Civil Environment are! 3 points 2 days ago bout_that_action Many of us are newly awakened and Would vou fooI that wav if vo,bad boaton bim at rocionale2. 25 Proof Socialism Makes You Miserable: Bernie fans angered by...the National Spelling Bee

Proof Socialism Makes You Miserable: Bernie fans angered by...the National Spelling Bee

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