๐Ÿ”ฅ Popular | Latest

Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Save
Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent music?" "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper." ORDEK HERE @typicalterome Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."
Save