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Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source): Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source)

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source): Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source)

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source): Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source)

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. (Source)

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“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via): “Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via): “Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via): “Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline” (via)

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babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs:It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

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celera-juliette: prettypenko: bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point? : celera-juliette: prettypenko: bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point?

celera-juliette:

prettypenko:
bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators
What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point?
: celera-juliette:

prettypenko:
bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators
What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point?

celera-juliette:

prettypenko:
bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators
What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point?
: celera-juliette:

prettypenko:
bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

Their job is to keep an eye on the sheep & look out for predators
What better way to do it than atop a high, mobile, and fluffy vantage point?

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babyanimalgifs: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs:

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs:

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs:

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: babyanimalgifs:

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

babyanimalgifs: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

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It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂: It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

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This sheep discovering a trampoline: This sheep discovering a trampoline

This sheep discovering a trampoline: This sheep discovering a trampoline

This sheep discovering a trampoline: This sheep discovering a trampoline

This sheep discovering a trampoline

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the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews: the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews

the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews: the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews

the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews: the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews

the phrase old McDonald had a farm has never been more relevantvia @itvnews

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it’s cats on sheep: it’s cats on sheep

it’s cats on sheep: it’s cats on sheep

it’s cats on sheep

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meirl by moolie-sheep
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ayellowbirds: bead-bead: geekwithsandwich: kakaphoe: willowwish64: babyanimalgifs: The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world. Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison: too smoll OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off They are perfect and I love them Aw, look at these little murder muffins. smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms. (“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep) : ayellowbirds: bead-bead: geekwithsandwich: kakaphoe: willowwish64: babyanimalgifs: The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world. Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison: too smoll OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off They are perfect and I love them Aw, look at these little murder muffins. smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms. (“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.
(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)
: ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.
(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.
(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)
: ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.
(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

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beanstalkofsins: m86: hazycapitalist: Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? a shat Dont call it that please : beanstalkofsins: m86: hazycapitalist: Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? a shat Dont call it that please

beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please
: beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please
: beanstalkofsins:

m86:

hazycapitalist:
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

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ayellowbirds: bead-bead: geekwithsandwich: kakaphoe: willowwish64: babyanimalgifs: The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world. Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison: too smoll OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off They are perfect and I love them Aw, look at these little murder muffins. smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep) Smol handsome murderbaby : ayellowbirds: bead-bead: geekwithsandwich: kakaphoe: willowwish64: babyanimalgifs: The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world. Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison: too smoll OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off They are perfect and I love them Aw, look at these little murder muffins. smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep) Smol handsome murderbaby

ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

Smol handsome murderbaby : ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

Smol handsome murderbaby

ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

Smol handsome murderbaby : ayellowbirds:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

Smol handsome murderbaby

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While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you: S tumblintuck Follow O dear-tumbir PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them? you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking? you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn't even real? you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're sweeties a dear-tumbir Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them i-n-m-h ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's done some questionable things, but it's not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information -used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) -used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) -offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death) -and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA) a dear-tumbir Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. adear-tumbir Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you: S tumblintuck Follow
O dear-tumbir
PETA
you guys remember when PETA stole
people pets off their porches and
euthanized them?
you guys remember how it came out that
PETA kills about 90% of the animals it
takes in, including healthy and adoptable
puppies and kittens, stating " We could
become a no-kill shelter immediately. It
means we wouldn't do as much work"?
you guys remember when PETA
advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime
of being pit bulls?
you guys remember when PETA handed
out these comics to children when there
were no adults looking?
you guys remember when they made a
porn site and then filled it with videos of
animal abuse, and (also in that link)
claimed cats should be vegetarian?
you guys remember when PETA lied
about sheep shearing, got caught, and
defended the lie as true even after they
admitted the sheep in their picture
wasn't even real?
you guys remember when they tried to
excuse their horrifying ways by claiming
that the person who exposed them was
manipulating the facts by taking them
and putting them in the wrong context?
Because I remember. I remember
everything.
And I'm gonna make sure everyone else
remembers too.
testingforcake23
Why would they kill pit bulls they're
sweeties
a dear-tumbir
Because PETA does not care about
animals. they do not care that these dogs
live and breathe and feel and want love
like every other dog. they do not care
about the history of human/dog bonding
and co-evolution, they do not care that
dogs and human beings have relied on
each other for millennia, they do not care
that its cruel and morally repugnant to
put down an animal just because you
can, they do not care about animals.
PETA cares about money and publicity,
its a corporation run by a psychopath
who is afraid of pitts as it states in the
link: she was apparently bit by one, and
now she hates them.
PETA doesn't give a rats ass about
animals. They just want to kill and make
money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.
testingforcake23
Some celebs support them
i-n-m-h
ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're
being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's
done some questionable things, but it's
not like they've also
-spread false information about milk
causing autism based on outdated
bullshit information
-used holocaust imagery to compare the
meat industry to concentration camps
(no pictures)
-used a young man's brutal death as a
way to say "yeah that's awful but it
happens to animals every day and
nobody cares about that" (tw: no
pictures but the way the guy died is
described and it is really horrible)
-dressed up in KKK robes and protested
outside of the Westminister Dog Show to
protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw:
racism)
-offered to pay the water bill for literally
the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if
and only if they all went vegan for a
month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)
-and they definitely didn't have two of
their workers accept perfectly healthy
animals from an animal hospital, with the
implication that they would give them
good homes, clarify that these animals
were all healthy and well-tempered, and
then euthanized them all in the back of a
kill-van before dumping their dead
bodies behind a grocery store (tw:
PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal
death)
-and they totally didn't get off pretty
much scot-free for it because PETA has
loads of money and lawyers to defend
themselves, which coincidentally might
be why the Cerate family hasn't seen
justice for their kidnapped and murdered
dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)
Nah. PETA's not that bad.
/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I
am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do
I fucking hate PETA)
a dear-tumbir
Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?
I will make sure everyone fucking
remembers what you've done.
adear-tumbir
Bringing it back, because it's charity
season and people need to know NOT to
give charity to these fuckers.
Source: dear-tumbir
312,250 notes
While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you: S tumblintuck Follow
O dear-tumbir
PETA
you guys remember when PETA stole
people pets off their porches and
euthanized them?
you guys remember how it came out that
PETA kills about 90% of the animals it
takes in, including healthy and adoptable
puppies and kittens, stating " We could
become a no-kill shelter immediately. It
means we wouldn't do as much work"?
you guys remember when PETA
advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime
of being pit bulls?
you guys remember when PETA handed
out these comics to children when there
were no adults looking?
you guys remember when they made a
porn site and then filled it with videos of
animal abuse, and (also in that link)
claimed cats should be vegetarian?
you guys remember when PETA lied
about sheep shearing, got caught, and
defended the lie as true even after they
admitted the sheep in their picture
wasn't even real?
you guys remember when they tried to
excuse their horrifying ways by claiming
that the person who exposed them was
manipulating the facts by taking them
and putting them in the wrong context?
Because I remember. I remember
everything.
And I'm gonna make sure everyone else
remembers too.
testingforcake23
Why would they kill pit bulls they're
sweeties
a dear-tumbir
Because PETA does not care about
animals. they do not care that these dogs
live and breathe and feel and want love
like every other dog. they do not care
about the history of human/dog bonding
and co-evolution, they do not care that
dogs and human beings have relied on
each other for millennia, they do not care
that its cruel and morally repugnant to
put down an animal just because you
can, they do not care about animals.
PETA cares about money and publicity,
its a corporation run by a psychopath
who is afraid of pitts as it states in the
link: she was apparently bit by one, and
now she hates them.
PETA doesn't give a rats ass about
animals. They just want to kill and make
money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.
testingforcake23
Some celebs support them
i-n-m-h
ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're
being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's
done some questionable things, but it's
not like they've also
-spread false information about milk
causing autism based on outdated
bullshit information
-used holocaust imagery to compare the
meat industry to concentration camps
(no pictures)
-used a young man's brutal death as a
way to say "yeah that's awful but it
happens to animals every day and
nobody cares about that" (tw: no
pictures but the way the guy died is
described and it is really horrible)
-dressed up in KKK robes and protested
outside of the Westminister Dog Show to
protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw:
racism)
-offered to pay the water bill for literally
the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if
and only if they all went vegan for a
month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)
-and they definitely didn't have two of
their workers accept perfectly healthy
animals from an animal hospital, with the
implication that they would give them
good homes, clarify that these animals
were all healthy and well-tempered, and
then euthanized them all in the back of a
kill-van before dumping their dead
bodies behind a grocery store (tw:
PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal
death)
-and they totally didn't get off pretty
much scot-free for it because PETA has
loads of money and lawyers to defend
themselves, which coincidentally might
be why the Cerate family hasn't seen
justice for their kidnapped and murdered
dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)
Nah. PETA's not that bad.
/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I
am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do
I fucking hate PETA)
a dear-tumbir
Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?
I will make sure everyone fucking
remembers what you've done.
adear-tumbir
Bringing it back, because it's charity
season and people need to know NOT to
give charity to these fuckers.
Source: dear-tumbir
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-Luke 15:6

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the original artist (david hayward aka nakedpastor) made more with different pronouns!

: KNoW.
AND 1 FOUND HER.
WHOA!WHOA! WHOA
HoLD IT RIGHT THERE
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Earth isn't flat : memes: Ben Rosen @ben rosen 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round* Earth isn't flat : memes

Earth isn't flat : memes: Ben Rosen
@ben rosen
90s scientists: we cloned a
sheep! we landed a robot on
mars!
scientists today: for the last time,
the earth is *round*
Earth isn't flat : memes

Earth isn't flat : memes: Ben Rosen
@ben rosen
90s scientists: we cloned a
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mars!
scientists today: for the last time,
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.: uleanblue Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren't sheared. Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. bunnywith in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps trashytoclassy Please peel your sheeps .

.: uleanblue
Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren't
sheared.
Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly
soothes and heals any nicks they get during
shearing.
bunnywith
in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps
trashytoclassy
Please peel your sheeps
.

.: uleanblue
Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren't
sheared.
Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly
soothes and heals any nicks they get during
shearing.
bunnywith
in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps
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sheep: hazycapitalist Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? m86 a shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please Bjennamoreci A shitten.

sheep: hazycapitalist
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
m86
a shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
Bjennamoreci
A shitten.

sheep: hazycapitalist
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
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beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
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: WHY I HATED MATH: In class: 5 5 10 Homework: 734 555 432/ 69 12.42 Test: With 2 sheep flying, one yellow and the other headed right, how much does a pound of asphalt cost, given that the cow is 10 years old?

$: WHY I HATED MATH: In class: 5 5 10 Homework: 734 555 432/ 69 12.42 Test: With 2 sheep flying, one yellow and the other headed right, how much does a pound of asphalt cost, given that the cow is 10 years old?$

: WHY I HATED MATH:
In class:
5 5 10
Homework:
734 555 432/ 69
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
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How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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