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That One Time: teaboot The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it's honestly a waste that my entire life isn't constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUSS teaboot 1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had beern smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home 2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn't talk about it again. 3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized "wait it's dark as fuck" so I just held still until the guy gave up and left. 4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl's underwear a day later and I never saw him again 5. That one time in college where I was taking a short- cut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the drivers side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out 6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he'd locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so l told him "you know that sounds super suspicious right" and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead 7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then l was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn't follow me onboard 8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a wel and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until put him back outside and never saw him again. 9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me piñata' and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals 10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks 11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped 12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home 13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play bloody mary' in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said "no thanks" and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead 14. The old abandoned house I just moved into witlh the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of.. locked up forever and never go near 15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360° spin with nobody touching it, so I said that was neat' and never ate there again 16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I'd ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn't even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds teaboot Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes inm awake at night and I just. keep thinking teaboot I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say "no thanks" to everything else Source: teaboot 17,084 notes That One Time
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PETA is shit: E tumblintuck Follow dear-tumb1r PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's some not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya.(tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do lfucking hate PETA) dear-tumb1r Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes > PETA is shit
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So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology: Damn, hope that isn't true nickcasey21 20min What if every sperm you ejaculate via masturbating ends up fusing together to face one mega sperm cell, and in the afterlife you must fight it to reach your ideal heaven? Reply + 920 Points 62 Comments SHARE the_lawyer_doge What kind of drugs do you...175 i rape_sheep it sound like a the binding of...32 coffee drinker Damn, mine will be bigger... On Average a guy releases 400 million (400,000,000) sperms/ ejaculation If a man masturbates every day of his 100 year life he would masturbate roughly 311046 times by his death if he starts at 15 years... By his death he would have released 400 million x 311046 sperms 1.244184 x 1014 sperms The length of the tail of a single sperm is 50 micrometers with a diameter of 1 micrometer that tapers down to 0.5 micrometer at the end Dimensions of sperm head are 3.1 x 5.1 x 1 micrometer. Using complex calculations of volume I calculated the volume of a single sperm to be 38.7 x 104-18 m3 (of which 59.17 % is the volume of the tail) Now, the total volume of all the sperms ejaculated in a lifetime is V 1.244 x 1014 x 38.7 x 10A-18 m3 V 48.15 x 104-4 m3 Assuming that the final form of the sperms is same as a single sperm, the volume of the tail will be 59.17 % of the total.. Hence the volume of the tail of the monster sperm is 28.5 x 10A-4 m3 Or 28.5 x 1014 micrometer3 As the sperm has grown proportionally the ratio of the thickness and length of the tail will remain the same... Reverse calculating the magnitude of enlargement I found that the sperm becomes 49920 times it's original dimensions to give the monster sperm Thus the length of the monster sperm is L-49920 x 55.1 micrometers Therefore, L 2570585 micrometer Or 2.7506 metres.... Or 9 feet (in retard units) Or 3 yards (more retard units) Hans, get ze spermenwerfer! Sorry for the long calculations... Here's a Spermtato. So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology
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land-of-maps: Stereotypes in South Africa [OC] [1984 x 1496]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!: Mexico Whites that speak German Buffer DIAMONDS Definitely still the Indian Ocean DIAMONDS messworthem Fronenal Old army bases Canada SAse Jacob Zumtona. Should have annexed this one Abandoned towns Malema? Lephalale Why did we want this again? DIAMONDS Ghost mining towns Sand El MORE PLATINUM 80% OF THE WORLD'S PLATINUM MINERS MINES linsert White fight COLD DEAD MINERS MONEY 1990 POVERTY Tobaccoteracy Mpumahlenhenangehlenga The North WEFFst KKK vileetrok yscrapers DavDActual Growth Ermelo Gauteng 2.0 SASOL 2.0 Dutch town Tswana Amerfon thmerdam AIDS Nature OIL Suk in 1560IDSPetrol EARTHQUAKE Lion Thorn City South Africa, but empty (don't worry, just take a shower) Missionaries Gol don't worry, just use canyenBushmen?Nothing What is a job More Asians What do they do here? Posh English (Orange) Farm Statend (for safety of coursel Posh Enelish town names KwaZuma-Natality Huge ga No landmarks depression Scandelous UR RIVER Afrikaner town Jacob Zuma shaka's grave BEACHES Mountains? Bielefeld Afrikaans-speaking blacks Griquas The forgotten capiv Do people esev stn live here? Afrikaans coloureds<-> Afrikaans whites Unemployment lacob Zuma's children Volkstaat uring DOMESTIC Bushmen? rte Petrol stops Lesotho? Aliwal (North ehon Man. Deles SNOW Fourth world Del SNOW! resort YAWN Nelson Mandela was also here Xhosas old towns MadibaXhosas Anti-ANC forcefield Mozambique? Transkak DM AFRIKAANs POVERTY The Mandela Cape Our crap ocean Sheep #MustFall Nehon was herTownships Desert 1820 erOur better ocean glish-speaking coloureds Universities Poor Capital DA Better Cape Wine BAD AFRIKAANS AFRIKAANS INTERNATIONAL TOURISMAlcatraz CARS Volkswagen Cote d'Azur Wine GOOD ENGLISH Honeymoons battle Second hom De foct national copitol Not including Bloemfontein Retirement homes Israel made us do it! Cape SHARKS! Fruit map by bezzleford land-of-maps: Stereotypes in South Africa [OC] [1984 x 1496]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!

land-of-maps: Stereotypes in South Africa [OC] [1984 x 1496]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!

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