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    Adam Driver, Anaconda, and Apparently: Sean T. Collins
 Follow
 @theseantcollins
 weird that the person they went after
 from Ghostbusters was Leslie Jones.
 weird that the person they went after
 from Star Wars was Kelly Marie Tran.
 what on earth could explain this
 5:29 AM 5 Jun 2018
 7,482 Retweets 31,087 Likes
rockyrz:
libertarirynn:


siryouarebeingmocked:

grumpy-goompa:

siryouarebeingmocked:

skeleton-jack:

cookingwithroxy:

siryouarebeingmocked:

derpomatic:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theunnamedstranger:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theindependentconservative:

siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

triggeredmedia:
Bad acting and bad characters?
other actors in those movies/franchises got shit from trolls too.
melissa mccarthy. hayden christiansen. jake lloyd. laura dern.
the difference is that all these media outlets didnt declare it a public crises  keep reporting on it months after it was news.
 in fact, jake lloyd probably got it worse than anyone, being an actual child at the time  being traumatized for years because of bullying, but no one cared at the time  now it only gets brought up as a tacked on example when talking about those awful modern star wars fans.  hes a straight white man. what on earth could explain this?
 in leslie jones case, she turned it into an internet slap fight  drew much more attention to her when before that she was getting no more shit than the other leads.
look, we should always separate the actor from their role  people who attack an actor personally for a role are scumbags, but stop injecting racism  sexism into everything  then using it as a shield against actual valid criticism.

Not to mention Adam Driver. He’s still getting crapped on. People complained that he was playing a Jewish guy infiltrating the Klan in a historical Spike Lee movie, even though he isn’t Jewish, which is apparently Not Allowed.
These are popular franchises. If a fraction of a percent of their fans are knob-ends who harass people, that would seem overwhelming to the person on the receiving end.

Not to mention Rey’s a Mary Sure now and everyone called it.

You do remember that I disagree with the majority opinion, right?
Also, people were calling her a Mary Sue from the first movie. Sometimes based on things that literally didn’t happen, like “being a better pilot than Han”.

On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life until she could pilot it BETTER than someone who’s had it forever.That’s bullshit.



On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life 


You mean the ship that she explicitly called “junk”? The one she says she advised against certain modifications for? The one owned by the Quarter Portion guy, who used to be her guardian, as we see in the flashback?
How does Rey fly the ship better than Han? Please, I haven’t seen a single piece of evidence for this in over two and a half years, but it’s treated as gospel. 
Heck, he didn’t even “have it forever”, he lost it years, maybe decades ago.

Better than Han is less important than outflying two Ties on her first attempt.

Only due to home ground advantage, vs. two fighters designed mainly for space combat with horrible aerodynamics, and even then, she got Finn’s turret shot.
Also, she’s all-but-explicitly shown to be using The Force. The dialogue draws attention to the fact that she’s flying better than she expects.

‘somebody did a thing that is entirely understandable given the context of the prior movies and the actual text of the movie at hand. But for some reason I missed these obvious things so yarrr!’


No I fully accept the explanations for it. I still think it was poorly done and added to Rey’s perception as a Mary Sue who faces no real challenges and succeeds at everything.
That there’s an explanation for what she’s doing and how she’s doing it doesn’t change that I and many people think she shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.

So, shedloads of people apparently ignored or missed the clear on-screen evidence to complain about this aspect of the movie, but it’s still the movie’s fault that they’re wrong, even when they’re making claims which they could not have reasonably arrived at (EG Rey’s a better pilot than Han.), and the only possible explanation is “fandom misconceptions”?

just because she succeeded (lived) doesn’t mean Rey herself experienced these things as ‘easy’. how many movies out there does the hero do something unexpectedly and benefit from the results? like maybe all of them? movies would be boring if characters are powerless the entire time until the exact one moment they need to win. they need to succeed and stumble a little bit along the way. little wins and little losses until the end. if she got her arm cut off, would that remove people’s mary sue label?

Thing is, people ignore the actual struggles she went through just because they have a Narrative. She didn’t just beat Kylo, he knocked her out pretty much instantly, and then Fin bought her time, and then she temporarily forced Ben back (IIRC, the book says she tapped into the Dark Side). We don’t even know if he would’ve been able to win if he got up, or even if he could get up. And this was while Kylo was bleeding out from a high-powered weapon, which the movie takes pain to remind us of.
But the fanbase acts like Rey apparently beat Ben with one hand tied behind her back, wearing a blindfold, while suffering from some hideous space-combination of Avian Flu and Ebola Zaire.

I’m so glad I’m not crazy. I thought I was the only one in the more conservative camp that doesn’t agree that Rey is a Mary Sue. There is lots of in-text explanation for why she excels at certain things as well as the time honored “because the Force“ answer which has applied to a lot of characters besides her. And she absolutely does have struggles even if they are primarily in emotional conflict and wrestling with her untapped strength and insecurities about her origins. These are what make the character. Calling the whole character a Mary Sue because “she fight too good“ is kind of asinine. And don’t get me started on how they bitch about her beating Kylo and forget that he was mortally wounded at the time, and bitch about her knowing something about the Millennium Falcon and mechanical engineering despite the fact that she was A PROFESSIONAL JUNKER and the ship had been on her planet probably most of her life giving her plenty of time to explore it.
But yeah pretending that only the minority actors/actresses get harrassed is bullshit.


Rey is 100% a Mary Sue. No training yet managed to beat Kylo Ren, flew a ship across space despite no experience, etc.
@rockyrz did you read literally one word from the post above you or are you just gonna keep shouting “she’s a Mary Sue!“ and ignore all evidence to the contrary?“Managed to beat Kylo Ren”BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING MORTALLY WOUNDED.“flew a ship across space”BECAUSE SHE HAD JUST STATED SHE WAS A PILOT.Like seriously it’s fine if you don’t like the movie but you seem kind of dumb if you just straight up ignore the evidence even it’s right in front of your face so you can keep saying the same thing over and over.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Adam Driver, Anaconda, and Apparently: Sean T. Collins
 Follow
 @theseantcollins
 weird that the person they went after
 from Ghostbusters was Leslie Jones.
 weird that the person they went after
 from Star Wars was Kelly Marie Tran.
 what on earth could explain this
 5:29 AM 5 Jun 2018
 7,482 Retweets 31,087 Likes
rockyrz:
libertarirynn:


siryouarebeingmocked:

grumpy-goompa:

siryouarebeingmocked:

skeleton-jack:

cookingwithroxy:

siryouarebeingmocked:

derpomatic:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theunnamedstranger:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theindependentconservative:

siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

triggeredmedia:
Bad acting and bad characters?
other actors in those movies/franchises got shit from trolls too.
melissa mccarthy. hayden christiansen. jake lloyd. laura dern.
the difference is that all these media outlets didnt declare it a public crises  keep reporting on it months after it was news.
 in fact, jake lloyd probably got it worse than anyone, being an actual child at the time  being traumatized for years because of bullying, but no one cared at the time  now it only gets brought up as a tacked on example when talking about those awful modern star wars fans.  hes a straight white man. what on earth could explain this?
 in leslie jones case, she turned it into an internet slap fight  drew much more attention to her when before that she was getting no more shit than the other leads.
look, we should always separate the actor from their role  people who attack an actor personally for a role are scumbags, but stop injecting racism  sexism into everything  then using it as a shield against actual valid criticism.

Not to mention Adam Driver. He’s still getting crapped on. People complained that he was playing a Jewish guy infiltrating the Klan in a historical Spike Lee movie, even though he isn’t Jewish, which is apparently Not Allowed.
These are popular franchises. If a fraction of a percent of their fans are knob-ends who harass people, that would seem overwhelming to the person on the receiving end.

Not to mention Rey’s a Mary Sure now and everyone called it.

You do remember that I disagree with the majority opinion, right?
Also, people were calling her a Mary Sue from the first movie. Sometimes based on things that literally didn’t happen, like “being a better pilot than Han”.

On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life until she could pilot it BETTER than someone who’s had it forever.That’s bullshit.



On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life 


You mean the ship that she explicitly called “junk”? The one she says she advised against certain modifications for? The one owned by the Quarter Portion guy, who used to be her guardian, as we see in the flashback?
How does Rey fly the ship better than Han? Please, I haven’t seen a single piece of evidence for this in over two and a half years, but it’s treated as gospel. 
Heck, he didn’t even “have it forever”, he lost it years, maybe decades ago.

Better than Han is less important than outflying two Ties on her first attempt.

Only due to home ground advantage, vs. two fighters designed mainly for space combat with horrible aerodynamics, and even then, she got Finn’s turret shot.
Also, she’s all-but-explicitly shown to be using The Force. The dialogue draws attention to the fact that she’s flying better than she expects.

‘somebody did a thing that is entirely understandable given the context of the prior movies and the actual text of the movie at hand. But for some reason I missed these obvious things so yarrr!’


No I fully accept the explanations for it. I still think it was poorly done and added to Rey’s perception as a Mary Sue who faces no real challenges and succeeds at everything.
That there’s an explanation for what she’s doing and how she’s doing it doesn’t change that I and many people think she shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.

So, shedloads of people apparently ignored or missed the clear on-screen evidence to complain about this aspect of the movie, but it’s still the movie’s fault that they’re wrong, even when they’re making claims which they could not have reasonably arrived at (EG Rey’s a better pilot than Han.), and the only possible explanation is “fandom misconceptions”?

just because she succeeded (lived) doesn’t mean Rey herself experienced these things as ‘easy’. how many movies out there does the hero do something unexpectedly and benefit from the results? like maybe all of them? movies would be boring if characters are powerless the entire time until the exact one moment they need to win. they need to succeed and stumble a little bit along the way. little wins and little losses until the end. if she got her arm cut off, would that remove people’s mary sue label?

Thing is, people ignore the actual struggles she went through just because they have a Narrative. She didn’t just beat Kylo, he knocked her out pretty much instantly, and then Fin bought her time, and then she temporarily forced Ben back (IIRC, the book says she tapped into the Dark Side). We don’t even know if he would’ve been able to win if he got up, or even if he could get up. And this was while Kylo was bleeding out from a high-powered weapon, which the movie takes pain to remind us of.
But the fanbase acts like Rey apparently beat Ben with one hand tied behind her back, wearing a blindfold, while suffering from some hideous space-combination of Avian Flu and Ebola Zaire.

I’m so glad I’m not crazy. I thought I was the only one in the more conservative camp that doesn’t agree that Rey is a Mary Sue. There is lots of in-text explanation for why she excels at certain things as well as the time honored “because the Force“ answer which has applied to a lot of characters besides her. And she absolutely does have struggles even if they are primarily in emotional conflict and wrestling with her untapped strength and insecurities about her origins. These are what make the character. Calling the whole character a Mary Sue because “she fight too good“ is kind of asinine. And don’t get me started on how they bitch about her beating Kylo and forget that he was mortally wounded at the time, and bitch about her knowing something about the Millennium Falcon and mechanical engineering despite the fact that she was A PROFESSIONAL JUNKER and the ship had been on her planet probably most of her life giving her plenty of time to explore it.
But yeah pretending that only the minority actors/actresses get harrassed is bullshit.


Rey is 100% a Mary Sue. No training yet managed to beat Kylo Ren, flew a ship across space despite no experience, etc.
@rockyrz did you read literally one word from the post above you or are you just gonna keep shouting “she’s a Mary Sue!“ and ignore all evidence to the contrary?“Managed to beat Kylo Ren”BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING MORTALLY WOUNDED.“flew a ship across space”BECAUSE SHE HAD JUST STATED SHE WAS A PILOT.Like seriously it’s fine if you don’t like the movie but you seem kind of dumb if you just straight up ignore the evidence even it’s right in front of your face so you can keep saying the same thing over and over.
                    
                
            

            
            
rockyrz:
libertarirynn:


siryouarebeingmocked:

grumpy-goompa:

siryouarebeingmocked:

skeleton-jack:

cookingwithroxy:

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    Adam Driver, Apparently, and Bad: Sean T. Collins
 Follow
 @theseantcollins
 weird that the person they went after
 from Ghostbusters was Leslie Jones.
 weird that the person they went after
 from Star Wars was Kelly Marie Tran.
 what on earth could explain this
 5:29 AM 5 Jun 2018
 7,482 Retweets 31,087 Likes
siryouarebeingmocked:
grumpy-goompa:

siryouarebeingmocked:

skeleton-jack:

cookingwithroxy:

siryouarebeingmocked:

derpomatic:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theunnamedstranger:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theindependentconservative:

siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

triggeredmedia:
Bad acting and bad characters?
other actors in those movies/franchises got shit from trolls too.
melissa mccarthy. hayden christiansen. jake lloyd. laura dern.
the difference is that all these media outlets didnt declare it a public crises  keep reporting on it months after it was news.
 in fact, jake lloyd probably got it worse than anyone, being an actual child at the time  being traumatized for years because of bullying, but no one cared at the time  now it only gets brought up as a tacked on example when talking about those awful modern star wars fans.  hes a straight white man. what on earth could explain this?
 in leslie jones case, she turned it into an internet slap fight  drew much more attention to her when before that she was getting no more shit than the other leads.
look, we should always separate the actor from their role  people who attack an actor personally for a role are scumbags, but stop injecting racism  sexism into everything  then using it as a shield against actual valid criticism.

Not to mention Adam Driver. He’s still getting crapped on. People complained that he was playing a Jewish guy infiltrating the Klan in a historical Spike Lee movie, even though he isn’t Jewish, which is apparently Not Allowed.
These are popular franchises. If a fraction of a percent of their fans are knob-ends who harass people, that would seem overwhelming to the person on the receiving end.

Not to mention Rey’s a Mary Sure now and everyone called it.

You do remember that I disagree with the majority opinion, right?
Also, people were calling her a Mary Sue from the first movie. Sometimes based on things that literally didn’t happen, like “being a better pilot than Han”.

On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life until she could pilot it BETTER than someone who’s had it forever.That’s bullshit.



On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life 


You mean the ship that she explicitly called “junk”? The one she says she advised against certain modifications for? The one owned by the Quarter Portion guy, who used to be her guardian, as we see in the flashback?
How does Rey fly the ship better than Han? Please, I haven’t seen a single piece of evidence for this in over two and a half years, but it’s treated as gospel. 
Heck, he didn’t even “have it forever”, he lost it years, maybe decades ago.

Better than Han is less important than outflying two Ties on her first attempt.

Only due to home ground advantage, vs. two fighters designed mainly for space combat with horrible aerodynamics, and even then, she got Finn’s turret shot.
Also, she’s all-but-explicitly shown to be using The Force. The dialogue draws attention to the fact that she’s flying better than she expects.

‘somebody did a thing that is entirely understandable given the context of the prior movies and the actual text of the movie at hand. But for some reason I missed these obvious things so yarrr!’


No I fully accept the explanations for it. I still think it was poorly done and added to Rey’s perception as a Mary Sue who faces no real challenges and succeeds at everything.
That there’s an explanation for what she’s doing and how she’s doing it doesn’t change that I and many people think she shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.

So, shedloads of people apparently ignored or missed the clear on-screen evidence to complain about this aspect of the movie, but it’s still the movie’s fault that they’re wrong, even when they’re making claims which they could not have reasonably arrived at (EG Rey’s a better pilot than Han.), and the only possible explanation is “fandom misconceptions”?

just because she succeeded (lived) doesn’t mean Rey herself experienced these things as ‘easy’. how many movies out there does the hero do something unexpectedly and benefit from the results? like maybe all of them? movies would be boring if characters are powerless the entire time until the exact one moment they need to win. they need to succeed and stumble a little bit along the way. little wins and little losses until the end. if she got her arm cut off, would that remove people’s mary sue label?

Thing is, people ignore the actual struggles she went through just because they have a Narrative. She didn’t just beat Kylo, he knocked her out pretty much instantly, and then Fin bought her time, and then she temporarily forced Ben back (IIRC, the book says she tapped into the Dark Side). We don’t even know if he would’ve been able to win if he got up, or even if he could get up. And this was while Kylo was bleeding out from a high-powered weapon, which the movie takes pain to remind us of.
But the fanbase acts like Rey apparently beat Ben with one hand tied behind her back, wearing a blindfold, while suffering from some hideous space-combination of Avian Flu and Ebola Zaire.
I’m so glad I’m not crazy. I thought I was the only one in the more conservative camp that doesn’t agree that Rey is a Mary Sue. There is lots of in-text explanation for why she excels at certain things as well as the time honored “because the Force“ answer which has applied to a lot of characters besides her. And she absolutely does have struggles even if they are primarily in emotional conflict and wrestling with her untapped strength and insecurities about her origins. These are what make the character. Calling the whole character a Mary Sue because “she fight too good“ is kind of asinine. And don’t get me started on how they bitch about her beating Kylo and forget that he was mortally wounded at the time, and bitch about her knowing something about the Millennium Falcon and mechanical engineering despite the fact that she was A PROFESSIONAL JUNKER and the ship had been on her planet probably most of her life giving her plenty of time to explore it.But yeah pretending that only the minority actors/actresses get harrassed is bullshit.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Adam Driver, Apparently, and Bad: Sean T. Collins
 Follow
 @theseantcollins
 weird that the person they went after
 from Ghostbusters was Leslie Jones.
 weird that the person they went after
 from Star Wars was Kelly Marie Tran.
 what on earth could explain this
 5:29 AM 5 Jun 2018
 7,482 Retweets 31,087 Likes
siryouarebeingmocked:
grumpy-goompa:

siryouarebeingmocked:

skeleton-jack:

cookingwithroxy:

siryouarebeingmocked:

derpomatic:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theunnamedstranger:

siryouarebeingmocked:

theindependentconservative:

siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

triggeredmedia:
Bad acting and bad characters?
other actors in those movies/franchises got shit from trolls too.
melissa mccarthy. hayden christiansen. jake lloyd. laura dern.
the difference is that all these media outlets didnt declare it a public crises  keep reporting on it months after it was news.
 in fact, jake lloyd probably got it worse than anyone, being an actual child at the time  being traumatized for years because of bullying, but no one cared at the time  now it only gets brought up as a tacked on example when talking about those awful modern star wars fans.  hes a straight white man. what on earth could explain this?
 in leslie jones case, she turned it into an internet slap fight  drew much more attention to her when before that she was getting no more shit than the other leads.
look, we should always separate the actor from their role  people who attack an actor personally for a role are scumbags, but stop injecting racism  sexism into everything  then using it as a shield against actual valid criticism.

Not to mention Adam Driver. He’s still getting crapped on. People complained that he was playing a Jewish guy infiltrating the Klan in a historical Spike Lee movie, even though he isn’t Jewish, which is apparently Not Allowed.
These are popular franchises. If a fraction of a percent of their fans are knob-ends who harass people, that would seem overwhelming to the person on the receiving end.

Not to mention Rey’s a Mary Sure now and everyone called it.

You do remember that I disagree with the majority opinion, right?
Also, people were calling her a Mary Sue from the first movie. Sometimes based on things that literally didn’t happen, like “being a better pilot than Han”.

On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life until she could pilot it BETTER than someone who’s had it forever.That’s bullshit.



On a ship she had literally never seen before in her life 


You mean the ship that she explicitly called “junk”? The one she says she advised against certain modifications for? The one owned by the Quarter Portion guy, who used to be her guardian, as we see in the flashback?
How does Rey fly the ship better than Han? Please, I haven’t seen a single piece of evidence for this in over two and a half years, but it’s treated as gospel. 
Heck, he didn’t even “have it forever”, he lost it years, maybe decades ago.

Better than Han is less important than outflying two Ties on her first attempt.

Only due to home ground advantage, vs. two fighters designed mainly for space combat with horrible aerodynamics, and even then, she got Finn’s turret shot.
Also, she’s all-but-explicitly shown to be using The Force. The dialogue draws attention to the fact that she’s flying better than she expects.

‘somebody did a thing that is entirely understandable given the context of the prior movies and the actual text of the movie at hand. But for some reason I missed these obvious things so yarrr!’


No I fully accept the explanations for it. I still think it was poorly done and added to Rey’s perception as a Mary Sue who faces no real challenges and succeeds at everything.
That there’s an explanation for what she’s doing and how she’s doing it doesn’t change that I and many people think she shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.

So, shedloads of people apparently ignored or missed the clear on-screen evidence to complain about this aspect of the movie, but it’s still the movie’s fault that they’re wrong, even when they’re making claims which they could not have reasonably arrived at (EG Rey’s a better pilot than Han.), and the only possible explanation is “fandom misconceptions”?

just because she succeeded (lived) doesn’t mean Rey herself experienced these things as ‘easy’. how many movies out there does the hero do something unexpectedly and benefit from the results? like maybe all of them? movies would be boring if characters are powerless the entire time until the exact one moment they need to win. they need to succeed and stumble a little bit along the way. little wins and little losses until the end. if she got her arm cut off, would that remove people’s mary sue label?

Thing is, people ignore the actual struggles she went through just because they have a Narrative. She didn’t just beat Kylo, he knocked her out pretty much instantly, and then Fin bought her time, and then she temporarily forced Ben back (IIRC, the book says she tapped into the Dark Side). We don’t even know if he would’ve been able to win if he got up, or even if he could get up. And this was while Kylo was bleeding out from a high-powered weapon, which the movie takes pain to remind us of.
But the fanbase acts like Rey apparently beat Ben with one hand tied behind her back, wearing a blindfold, while suffering from some hideous space-combination of Avian Flu and Ebola Zaire.
I’m so glad I’m not crazy. I thought I was the only one in the more conservative camp that doesn’t agree that Rey is a Mary Sue. There is lots of in-text explanation for why she excels at certain things as well as the time honored “because the Force“ answer which has applied to a lot of characters besides her. And she absolutely does have struggles even if they are primarily in emotional conflict and wrestling with her untapped strength and insecurities about her origins. These are what make the character. Calling the whole character a Mary Sue because “she fight too good“ is kind of asinine. And don’t get me started on how they bitch about her beating Kylo and forget that he was mortally wounded at the time, and bitch about her knowing something about the Millennium Falcon and mechanical engineering despite the fact that she was A PROFESSIONAL JUNKER and the ship had been on her planet probably most of her life giving her plenty of time to explore it.But yeah pretending that only the minority actors/actresses get harrassed is bullshit.
                    
                
            

            
            
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<p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p>
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<p>that’s quitter’s talk</p>
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<p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p>
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<p>use whirlwind sprint</p>
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<p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p>
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<p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p>
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<p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p>
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<p>Fuckin triangle jump</p>
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<p>Wallrun and jump to it</p>
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<p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p>
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<p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p>
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<p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p>
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<p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p>
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<p>jump and then hit control</p>
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<p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p>
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<p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p>
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<p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p>
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<p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p>
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<p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p>

<p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p>
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<p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p>
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<p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p>
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<p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p>
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<p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p>
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<p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Fire, Gif, and Phone: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible
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<p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>that’s quitter’s talk</p>
</blockquote>
<p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p>
</blockquote>
<p>use whirlwind sprint</p>
</blockquote>
<p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fuckin triangle jump</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Wallrun and jump to it</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>jump and then hit control</p>
</blockquote>
<p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p>

<p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote>

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<p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
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