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moreos: Introducing Moreos! OREO aRE YOU PNDOING ME? ARE YOU FUCK NG PODOING ME THIS is SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE. GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE IKE 20 COOKES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THS AND FUCK YOU IAM HYPERVENTİLATING 59 1125 notes け ORED 3 SNACK HACKS dont let the guy who hates moreos see this s just known at the guy who hates meroes aughing so hard 864 notes NEW DESSERT PIZZA dont tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THNK1 WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT IDID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS THIS SHIT THIS FUCKINGS SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHETSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT TH CANCER OF HUILANITY THAT IS OR£OS is FUCKING SPREADRIG SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT 1WOULONT SEE THIS?IHAVE SOURCES I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOO THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK 4 ITS PLACE JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK The future af humor FUNsubstance.com moreos
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a tree Is a Poem: zaynsamosa white person: eats chicken tikka masala once* i just... i feel so connected... to indian culture... I'm learning to speak islam.... check out my third eye..... chakra teaboot Every time see this. Every damn time. I'm immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. "Hit the gong to begin class", "Namaste, Children", "l wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle" ass bastard. "Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions" ass fucker. Mr. "Here's a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words" asshole. Pretentious- ass, condescending motherfucker. "Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?" "I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?" "No." "Then why are you asking" Every goddamn day. Fuck. "You seem tense." Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe l 'seem tense' because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven- foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli- smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like "a tree......... Is a Poem" and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I'm Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe l don't wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to "align our auras" or some shit Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing kumbaya' with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I'd go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don't wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I'm the 'troubled youth' you need to Robin Williams "O Captain My Captain" your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You're not "Enlightened", you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls Source: zintersoldier #Teaboot 238,334 notes Sep 29th, 2018 a tree Is a Poem
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<p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174484407602/siryouarebeingmocked-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483810620/yokelfelonking-cheshireinthemiddle" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174483761977/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/174483382587/siryouarebeingmocked-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483132960/libertarirynn-danktoday-me-irl-by" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174326549604/danktoday-me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dank.today/post/174236460865/me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more-memes" class="tumblr_blog">danktoday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me🌩irl by <a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">Rasuco</a> </p> <blockquote><a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.</a></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>&gt;White people</p> <p>&gt;Basic weather prediction techniques </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db3f78dade340384a260fc6d711966b/tumblr_inline_p9f9teh7371rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m black, and I’ve been doing that since I learned about it in 5th grade. </p> </blockquote> <p>It isnt suppose to make sense. It is just meant to make white people look bad. </p> </blockquote> <p><b>AYO WHITE PEOPLE BE INTERESTED IN NATURE AN SHIT, FUCK THAT, AIN’T GONNA CATCH MY BLACK ASS IN THE WOODS LOOKIN AT NO ANIMALS OR CLOUDS OR TREES AN SHIT</b></p> <p>This isn’t the only place I’ve seen “being interested in nature is such a White People thing.”  And it’s one of those things that’s absolutely baffling as to why it’s supposed to be bad, like “lol black people like fried chicken and watermelon and orange soda.”  Who doesn’t?  What’s wrong with having good taste in food?  What’s wrong with being interested in nature?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I live in a black majority country, and we have plenty of people who fish for fun. And also to make money off of tourists. Who are not necessarily white.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think “Nature is for Whitey” is an American thing.  Most “black” culture in the US comes from inner cities, to the point where “urban culture” is another word for “black culture.”</p> <p>And I can kind of get it, I suppose: the Great American Vacation used to be driving across America and visiting national parks and camping in the great outdoors. But if you’re poor and live in the inner city and travel by public transit, that’s not as much of an option for you.</p> <p>Of course, this also shows how shallow and flawed the idea of some sort of “universal black experience” is.  The experience of a black person growing up in Brooklyn is going to be different from the experience of a black person growing up in rural South Carolina, which in turn will be different from yours, which will in turn be different from that of a San bushman.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Very true. I think that delineation between urban black life and not urban black life is important. My dad’s side the family grew up in the country as a bunch of gun toting, hunting, fishing, farming folk.</p>: LilSasquatch @lilsasquatch66 IGİN [lightning's] White person: *sets stopwatch* [thunders] White person: *stops stopwatch* oh yeah baby, this things close <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174484407602/siryouarebeingmocked-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483810620/yokelfelonking-cheshireinthemiddle" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174483761977/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/174483382587/siryouarebeingmocked-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483132960/libertarirynn-danktoday-me-irl-by" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174326549604/danktoday-me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dank.today/post/174236460865/me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more-memes" class="tumblr_blog">danktoday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me🌩irl by <a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">Rasuco</a> </p> <blockquote><a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.</a></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>&gt;White people</p> <p>&gt;Basic weather prediction techniques </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db3f78dade340384a260fc6d711966b/tumblr_inline_p9f9teh7371rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m black, and I’ve been doing that since I learned about it in 5th grade. </p> </blockquote> <p>It isnt suppose to make sense. It is just meant to make white people look bad. </p> </blockquote> <p><b>AYO WHITE PEOPLE BE INTERESTED IN NATURE AN SHIT, FUCK THAT, AIN’T GONNA CATCH MY BLACK ASS IN THE WOODS LOOKIN AT NO ANIMALS OR CLOUDS OR TREES AN SHIT</b></p> <p>This isn’t the only place I’ve seen “being interested in nature is such a White People thing.”  And it’s one of those things that’s absolutely baffling as to why it’s supposed to be bad, like “lol black people like fried chicken and watermelon and orange soda.”  Who doesn’t?  What’s wrong with having good taste in food?  What’s wrong with being interested in nature?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I live in a black majority country, and we have plenty of people who fish for fun. And also to make money off of tourists. Who are not necessarily white.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think “Nature is for Whitey” is an American thing.  Most “black” culture in the US comes from inner cities, to the point where “urban culture” is another word for “black culture.”</p> <p>And I can kind of get it, I suppose: the Great American Vacation used to be driving across America and visiting national parks and camping in the great outdoors. But if you’re poor and live in the inner city and travel by public transit, that’s not as much of an option for you.</p> <p>Of course, this also shows how shallow and flawed the idea of some sort of “universal black experience” is.  The experience of a black person growing up in Brooklyn is going to be different from the experience of a black person growing up in rural South Carolina, which in turn will be different from yours, which will in turn be different from that of a San bushman.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Very true. I think that delineation between urban black life and not urban black life is important. My dad’s side the family grew up in the country as a bunch of gun toting, hunting, fishing, farming folk.</p>
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iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d: SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT FULL MATURE. FULL EXPERIENCE.: Verizon 3G 11:10 PM 63% Messages Edit CallceTime Contact Contact iMessage Jun 4, 2014, 11:10 PM Hey Mrs. Nelson. This is Robbie. I hope you don't mind that I got your number from Rian's phone its just that I wanted to let you know that your beautiful and maybe I can come over 1 day when Rian's in baseball n we can talk. No disrespect o iMessage Send .Verizon 3G 11:29 PM 59% Messages Edit Oh Robbie, I just don't know. I think about it and it's wrong but..it feels so right. Rian's my best friend but this isnt comin out of thin nowhere. Ive been seeing how you look at me specially when I was at your house yesterday. Am )I crazy? It's not Rob. Is it..okay if I call you Rob? I think it's...sexier. Does that answer your question? Delivered o iMessage Send lVerizon 3G 11:47 PM 56% Messages Edit answer your question? If I can be honest when you were baking them cookies the other day it was hard to control myself Jun 4, 2014, 11:31 PM Maybe we shouldn't..you're too young. Find girls your own age Robbie. Im 18 years old. Full mature. Full experience. All I need is you an empty house n some of them cookies o iMessage Send lVerizon 3G 11:47 PM 56% Messages Edit cookies Come over. Rian's not home. Be naked at the front door in 15 minutes. Quickly. I'm in the car babe. Be ,there soon. Get ready DON'T I'm fucking with you. You have the wrong number but you need to get your shit together Robbie WHAT THE FUCK Jun 4, 2014, 11:45 PM o iMessage Send Verizon 3G 11:47 PM 56% Messages Edit DON'T I'm fucking with you. You have the wrong number but you need to get your shit together Robbie WHAT THE FUCK Jun 4, 2014, 11:45 PM That's what happens when you try to bang your best friend's mom. Delivered l just wasted gas for this shit. Fuck you man I'm sitting naked in the 7-11 parking lot down the street o iMessage Send iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d: SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT FULL MATURE. FULL EXPERIENCE.
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The guy who hates Moreos compilation.: Introducing Moreos! shslvalkyrie What a time to be alive aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KOODING ME THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKNG BULLSHIT THERE WASA SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 CoOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING İCİNG LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT, THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS AND FUCK YoU MOREOSs IAM HYPERVENTILATING 259,625 notes 2 OREO 3 4 SNACK HACKS dont let the guy who hates moreos see this he's just known at the guy who hates meres I'm laughing so hard #ref 864 notes NEW DESSERT PIZZA perchu brighter IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don't tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? M RATHER FUCKING UPSET, MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT IWOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK i love this The guy who hates Moreos compilation.
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The guy who hates Moreos compilation.: Introducing Moreos! MOREO ్ ebearsilber SEALED superblys perchu shsivalkyrie What a time to be alive aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPUT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THISAND FUCK YOU MOREOS IAM HYPERVENTILATING 259,625 notes 2 OREO 3 SNACK HACKS illiam-zeppel dont let the guy who hates moreos see this the's just known at the guy who hates meroes im laughing so hard #ref ,864 notes OREO DESSERT PIZZA NEW heisikefireburningthroughtime perchu iyrighter ovofow IS THIS REAL UFE??? don't tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YoU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED To JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOw, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT IWOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKEDD ABOUT, BELIEVE THATSA GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS AND YOU BETTER OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITSS PLACE. JUST YoU FUCKING WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK i love this The guy who hates Moreos compilation.
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