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Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant

Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod:

rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:

spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me
they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.

@gallusrostromegalus

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!

@motorizedduck

relevant

Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod:

rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:

spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me
they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.

@gallusrostromegalus

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!

@motorizedduck

relevant

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. \I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.

$Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. \I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.$

$Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. \I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.$

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Bad, Drake, and Life: you can't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn't matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn't matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn't matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

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Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: Kehlani @Kehlani letting your animosity go is so wonderful. realize shit happens. people fuck up. people grow and change.. the only thing you're doing by harboring your anger for them is weighing YOU down. keep your boundaries, but let that hurt go and free yourself. 4:26 PM Aug 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 70.5K Likes It’s up to you to live in anger or peace. Or at least try to.

Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: Kehlani
@Kehlani
letting your animosity go is so wonderful. realize shit
happens. people fuck up. people grow and change.. the
only thing you're doing by harboring your anger for them
is weighing YOU down. keep your boundaries, but let
that hurt go and free yourself.
4:26 PM Aug 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
29.7K Retweets
70.5K Likes
It’s up to you to live in anger or peace. Or at least try to.

Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: Kehlani
@Kehlani
letting your animosity go is so wonderful. realize shit
happens. people fuck up. people grow and change.. the
only thing you're doing by harboring your anger for them
is weighing YOU down. keep your boundaries, but let
that hurt go and free yourself.
4:26 PM Aug 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
29.7K Retweets
70.5K Likes
It’s up to you to live in anger or peace. Or at least try to.

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Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future doesn't unfold the way you think it will. Shit happens, and people suck.

Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future
doesn't unfold the way you think it will.
Shit happens, and people suck.

Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future
doesn't unfold the way you think it will.
Shit happens, and people suck.

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Ass, Dank, and Memes: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of your friend and y'all go back to playing Shit happens by xluzix MORE MEMES

Ass, Dank, and Memes: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of
your friend and y'all go back to playing
Shit happens by xluzix
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Ass, Dank, and Memes: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of
your friend and y'all go back to playing
Shit happens by xluzix
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Ass, Memes, and Shit: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of your friend and y'all go back to playing Shit happens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZhHK8W

Ass, Memes, and Shit: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of
your friend and y'all go back to playing
Shit happens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZhHK8W

Ass, Memes, and Shit: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of
your friend and y'all go back to playing
Shit happens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZhHK8W

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God, Mood, and Oh My God: When your girlfriend is yelling at you and you decide to lighten the mood by laughing sasquatchcock Oh, my God That's salt an idiot I throw in sugar that shit happens to me all the time

God, Mood, and Oh My God: When your girlfriend is yelling at
you and you decide to lighten the
mood by laughing
sasquatchcock
Oh, my God That's salt
an idiot
I throw in sugar
that shit happens to me all the time

God, Mood, and Oh My God: When your girlfriend is yelling at
you and you decide to lighten the
mood by laughing
sasquatchcock
Oh, my God That's salt
an idiot
I throw in sugar
that shit happens to me all the time

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly
no reason to lie to me.
I'm too understanding.
I get it. I get life.
I know that shit
happens. Just be
straight up with
me.

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly
no reason to lie to me.
I'm too understanding.
I get it. I get life.
I know that shit
happens. Just be
straight up with
me.

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Shit, Shit Happens, and Happens: SHIT HAPPENS

Shit, Shit Happens, and Happens: SHIT HAPPENS

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Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: KRRAKL RRAAAH HRRA YLARRR ultrakillblast: Shit happens.

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: KRRAKL
RRAAAH HRRA
YLARRR
ultrakillblast:

Shit happens.

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: KRRAKL
RRAAAH HRRA
YLARRR
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Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE, THINGS GO WRONG. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT LIFE GOES ON https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE,
THINGS GO
WRONG. SHIT
HAPPENS, BUT
LIFE GOES ON
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Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE,
THINGS GO
WRONG. SHIT
HAPPENS, BUT
LIFE GOES ON
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Shit, Boxer, and Break: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor . shit happens.

Shit, Boxer, and Break: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor .
shit happens.

Shit, Boxer, and Break: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor .
shit happens.

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. just be straight up with me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

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Fucking, Love, and Shit: I'm always gonna be in love with you even if shit happens and we aren't together, I'm always gonna be fucking in love with you

Fucking, Love, and Shit: I'm always gonna be in love
with you
even if shit happens and we
aren't together, I'm always
gonna be fucking in love
with you

Fucking, Love, and Shit: I'm always gonna be in love
with you
even if shit happens and we
aren't together, I'm always
gonna be fucking in love
with you

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Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

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America, Friends, and Shit: rida America, desperately leading for one goddamn day where no - weird shit happens 40340 Indeed my Friends

America, Friends, and Shit: rida
America, desperately
leading for one
goddamn day where no
- weird shit happens
40340
Indeed my Friends

America, Friends, and Shit: rida
America, desperately
leading for one
goddamn day where no
- weird shit happens
40340
Indeed my Friends

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Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE, THINGS GO WRONG. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT LIFE GOES ON https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE,
THINGS GO
WRONG. SHIT
HAPPENS, BUT
LIFE GOES ON
https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Shit, and Change: PEOPLE CHANGE,
THINGS GO
WRONG. SHIT
HAPPENS, BUT
LIFE GOES ON
https://iglovequotes.net/

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Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this Se shit happens. ut hey,

Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me...
When I woke up
today I had no
plans to be this
Se
shit happens.
ut hey,

Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me...
When I woke up
today I had no
plans to be this
Se
shit happens.
ut hey,

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Apparently, Shit, and Power: import org.slf4j.Logger LTI IL To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Exception to understand The power that's inside! Exceptions! Gotta inline fun catchEmAll( stringMessage: String Logger:Logger action: - Unit "Shit happens", try action() catch (e: Exception) logger.error(stringMessage + e.printStackTrace() + e.message) - Apparently `Im childish`

Apparently, Shit, and Power: import org.slf4j.Logger
LTI IL
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Exception to understand
The power that's inside!
Exceptions!
Gotta
inline fun catchEmAll(
stringMessage: String
Logger:Logger
action: - Unit
"Shit happens",
try
action()
catch (e: Exception)
logger.error(stringMessage +
e.printStackTrace()
+ e.message)
-
Apparently `Im childish`

Apparently, Shit, and Power: import org.slf4j.Logger
LTI IL
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Exception to understand
The power that's inside!
Exceptions!
Gotta
inline fun catchEmAll(
stringMessage: String
Logger:Logger
action: - Unit
"Shit happens",
try
action()
catch (e: Exception)
logger.error(stringMessage +
e.printStackTrace()
+ e.message)
-
Apparently `Im childish`

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Funny, Shit, and Trust: Shit happens trust the wonPeope KTPIT

Funny, Shit, and Trust: Shit happens
trust the
wonPeope
KTPIT

Funny, Shit, and Trust: Shit happens
trust the
wonPeope
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Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When Youre a 24 Year Old Piece of Shit and You Break Into the Home of Your 73 Year Old Neighbor and Threaten Him and His Wife With a Knife and Didnt Know That He Was Not Only a Former Boxer but Royal Marine Hand-to-hand Combat Instructor Shit Happens 团/didyouknowpagel ǔ@didyouknowpage

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When Youre a 24 Year Old Piece of Shit and
You Break Into the Home of Your 73 Year
Old Neighbor and Threaten Him and His
Wife With a Knife and Didnt Know That He
Was Not Only a Former Boxer but Royal
Marine Hand-to-hand Combat Instructor
Shit Happens
团/didyouknowpagel
ǔ@didyouknowpage

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When Youre a 24 Year Old Piece of Shit and
You Break Into the Home of Your 73 Year
Old Neighbor and Threaten Him and His
Wife With a Knife and Didnt Know That He
Was Not Only a Former Boxer but Royal
Marine Hand-to-hand Combat Instructor
Shit Happens
团/didyouknowpagel
ǔ@didyouknowpage

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Memes, Shit, and Boxer: Dr When you're a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbour and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didn't know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor. Shit Happens erd world @ weirdworldinsta

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: Dr
When you're a 24 year old piece of shit and you
break into the home of your 73 year old neighbour
and threaten him and his wife with a knife and
didn't know that he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor.
Shit Happens erd world
@ weirdworldinsta

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: Dr
When you're a 24 year old piece of shit and you
break into the home of your 73 year old neighbour
and threaten him and his wife with a knife and
didn't know that he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor.
Shit Happens erd world
@ weirdworldinsta

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Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this Se shit happens. ut hey,

Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me...
When I woke up
today I had no
plans to be this
Se
shit happens.
ut hey,

Shit, Today, and Trust Me: Trust me...
When I woke up
today I had no
plans to be this
Se
shit happens.
ut hey,

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Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

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College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE JIM JOE Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship 100K student debt Can't find a Philosopher jot Believes people without 0K student debt Earns 80K annually Disconnected Jim's college degrees are stupid electricity for non-payment Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE
JIM
JOE
Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship
100K student debt
Can't find a Philosopher jot
Believes people without
0K student debt
Earns 80K annually
Disconnected Jim's
college degrees are stupid
electricity for non-payment
Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do).

The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit...

Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means?

Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say;

You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU!

It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome.

Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way.

If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers".

If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself.

The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed?

This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful.

Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability.

Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME".

The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU?

Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be.

#blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism

Patrick James

College, Curving, and Definitely: COLLEGE
JIM
JOE
Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship
100K student debt
Can't find a Philosopher jot
Believes people without
0K student debt
Earns 80K annually
Disconnected Jim's
college degrees are stupid
electricity for non-payment
Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do).

The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit...

Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means?

Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say;

You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU!

It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome.

Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way.

If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers".

If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself.

The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed?

This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful.

Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability.

Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME".

The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU?

Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be.

#blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism

Patrick James

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. just be straight up with me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no
reason to lie to me. I'm too
understanding. I get shit.
I get life. I know that shit
happens. Just be straight
up with me.

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no
reason to lie to me. I'm too
understanding. I get shit.
I get life. I know that shit
happens. Just be straight
up with me.

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A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

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Dank, Memes, and Shit: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor. . . shit happens. Mistakes were made. by WayMoreThanTheTip MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Shit: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor. . .
shit happens.
Mistakes were made. by WayMoreThanTheTip
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Dank, Memes, and Shit: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor. . .
shit happens.
Mistakes were made. by WayMoreThanTheTip
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Bae, Fucking, and Love: To my baby I'm always gonna be in love with you even if shit happens and wee aren't together, l'm always gonna be fucking in love with you Tag bae ❤️

Bae, Fucking, and Love: To my baby
I'm always gonna be in love
with you
even if shit happens and wee
aren't together, l'm always
gonna be fucking in love
with you
Tag bae ❤️

Bae, Fucking, and Love: To my baby
I'm always gonna be in love
with you
even if shit happens and wee
aren't together, l'm always
gonna be fucking in love
with you
Tag bae ❤️

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Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna chrispine-trees do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind and everthing's a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan ECHOLOCATING Loud in bed for a reason

Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos:
kotturstjarna
chrispine-trees
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind
and everthing's a surprise
we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically
echolocating everytime we moan
ECHOLOCATING
Loud in bed for a reason

Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos:
kotturstjarna
chrispine-trees
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind
and everthing's a surprise
we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically
echolocating everytime we moan
ECHOLOCATING
Loud in bed for a reason

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Memes, Shit, and Time: FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1 @reedobrown this shit happens every time! FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1... 😂😂

Memes, Shit, and Time: FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1
@reedobrown
this shit happens every time! FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1... 😂😂

Memes, Shit, and Time: FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1
@reedobrown
this shit happens every time! FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1... 😂😂

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Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

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Funny, Life, and Memes: I take being lied to so personally because on some real shit I'm one of the most understanding people ever. Shit happens, life doesn't go as planned, feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me is such an unnecessary slap in the face because you literally have NO reason to. A@sarcasm, only (Via twitter-avatarccmoney1)

Funny, Life, and Memes: I take being lied to so personally
because on some real shit I'm one of the
most understanding people ever. Shit
happens, life doesn't go as planned,
feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me
is such an unnecessary slap in the face
because you literally have NO reason to.
A@sarcasm, only
(Via twitter-avatarccmoney1)

Funny, Life, and Memes: I take being lied to so personally
because on some real shit I'm one of the
most understanding people ever. Shit
happens, life doesn't go as planned,
feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me
is such an unnecessary slap in the face
because you literally have NO reason to.
A@sarcasm, only
(Via twitter-avatarccmoney1)

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Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

Bad, Drake, and Life: you can 't give up because bad things
happen to good people. that's how it
is. life goes to shit sometimes and it
doesn' t matter what you've done. shit
happens. people leave, they get lost
and sometimes they never find their way
back home but you can't throw it all
away because of that. you've come a
long way, you're better, stronger and
you just have to accept that life just
isn't fair sometimes
r. m. drake

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Funny, Life, and Shit: @avatarcmoney @avatarccmoney1 I take being lied to so personally because on some real shit I'm one of the most understanding people ever. Shit happens, life doesn't go as planned, feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me is such an unnecessary slap in the face because you literally have NO reason to

Funny, Life, and Shit: @avatarcmoney
@avatarccmoney1
I take being lied to so personally
because on some real shit I'm one of
the most understanding people ever.
Shit happens, life doesn't go as
planned, feelings change, I get it. But
to lie to me is such an unnecessary
slap in the face because you literally
have NO reason to

Funny, Life, and Shit: @avatarcmoney
@avatarccmoney1
I take being lied to so personally
because on some real shit I'm one of
the most understanding people ever.
Shit happens, life doesn't go as
planned, feelings change, I get it. But
to lie to me is such an unnecessary
slap in the face because you literally
have NO reason to

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Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS LOOKING GOOD TODAY GIRLS VERAUAD 2 UNDERWATER ON THE SURFACE I hate when that shit happens

Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS
LOOKING GOOD
TODAY
GIRLS
VERAUAD
2
UNDERWATER
ON THE SURFACE
I hate when that shit happens

Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS
LOOKING GOOD
TODAY
GIRLS
VERAUAD
2
UNDERWATER
ON THE SURFACE
I hate when that shit happens

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Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS LOOKING GOOD TODAY GIRLS VERAUAD 2 UNDERWATER ON THE SURFACE I hate when that shit happens

Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS
LOOKING GOOD
TODAY
GIRLS
VERAUAD
2
UNDERWATER
ON THE SURFACE
I hate when that shit happens

Girls, Shit, and Good: MERMAID PROBLEMS
LOOKING GOOD
TODAY
GIRLS
VERAUAD
2
UNDERWATER
ON THE SURFACE
I hate when that shit happens

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Funny, Shit, and Wednesday: "A dog doesn't care if you are rich or poor. All he knows is that he loves you verv much. I did not intend to cry on a Wednesday afternoon but shit happens

Funny, Shit, and Wednesday: "A dog doesn't care if you are rich or
poor. All he knows is that he loves you
verv much.
I did not intend to cry on a Wednesday afternoon but shit happens

Funny, Shit, and Wednesday: "A dog doesn't care if you are rich or
poor. All he knows is that he loves you
verv much.
I did not intend to cry on a Wednesday afternoon but shit happens

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Ass, Fucking, and Shit: IF YOU GET TO THE STOP SIGN FIRST THEN YOU GO FIRST DON'T FUCKING WAIT JUST TO BE POLITE made on imgur This shit happens way to damn much.. I cant read your stupid ass mind.

Ass, Fucking, and Shit: IF YOU GET TO THE STOP SIGN
FIRST THEN YOU GO FIRST
DON'T FUCKING WAIT
JUST TO BE POLITE
made on imgur
This shit happens way to damn much.. I cant read your stupid ass mind.

Ass, Fucking, and Shit: IF YOU GET TO THE STOP SIGN
FIRST THEN YOU GO FIRST
DON'T FUCKING WAIT
JUST TO BE POLITE
made on imgur
This shit happens way to damn much.. I cant read your stupid ass mind.

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Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. just be straight up with me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

Life, Shit, and Reason: There is honestly no reason to lie
to me. I'm too understanding. I
get it. I get life. I know that shit
happens. just be straight up with
me

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Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna chrispine-trees do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind and everthing's a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan ECHOLOCATING Loud in bed for a reason

Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos:
kotturstjarna
chrispine-trees
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind
and everthing's a surprise
we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically
echolocating everytime we moan
ECHOLOCATING
Loud in bed for a reason

Sex, Shit, and Glasses: shit-happens-bitchachos:
kotturstjarna
chrispine-trees
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind
and everthing's a surprise
we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically
echolocating everytime we moan
ECHOLOCATING
Loud in bed for a reason

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Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future doesn't unfold the way you think it will. Shit happens, and people suck.

Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future
doesn't unfold the way you think it will.
Shit happens, and people suck.

Future, Shit, and Will: Sometimes the future
doesn't unfold the way you think it will.
Shit happens, and people suck.

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Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: tilly-silly-dilly: When you do anything but study, this shit happens

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: tilly-silly-dilly:

When you do anything but study, this shit happens

Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: tilly-silly-dilly:

When you do anything but study, this shit happens

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Funny, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor... shit happens. Shit Happens via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2JwhFMg

Funny, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor...
shit happens.
Shit Happens via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2JwhFMg

Funny, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor...
shit happens.
Shit Happens via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2JwhFMg

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America, Shit, and Weird: America, desperatel pleading forone goddamn day where no weird shit happens H 40340 Seriously Florida every single time

America, Shit, and Weird: America, desperatel
pleading forone
goddamn day where no
weird shit happens
H 40340
Seriously Florida every single time

America, Shit, and Weird: America, desperatel
pleading forone
goddamn day where no
weird shit happens
H 40340
Seriously Florida every single time

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America, Funny, and Shit: America, desperatel pleading forone goddamn day where no weird shit happens H 40340 Seriously Florida every single time via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Q1VFLD

America, Funny, and Shit: America, desperatel
pleading forone
goddamn day where no
weird shit happens
H 40340
Seriously Florida every single time via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Q1VFLD

America, Funny, and Shit: America, desperatel
pleading forone
goddamn day where no
weird shit happens
H 40340
Seriously Florida every single time via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Q1VFLD

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Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor.. . shit happens

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor.. .
shit happens

Memes, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor.. .
shit happens

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My House, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor.. . shit happens. me irl

My House, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor.. .
shit happens.
me irl

My House, Shit, and Boxer: When youre a 24 year old piece
of shit and you break into the
home of your 73 year old neighbor
and threaten him and his wife
with a knife and didnt know that
he was not only a former boxer,
but Royal Marine hand-to-hand
combat instructor.. .
shit happens.
me irl

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