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https://iglovequotes.net/: PEOPLE CH ANGE, THINGS GO WRONG. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT LIFE GOES ON https://iglovequotes.net/
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memesandmagik: gholateg: This shit happens yes. Wow okay saftey reblog…. : Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and II isaid "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson 11/11/19. Twitter Web App 6:20 PM 6,198 Retweets 34.3K Likes memesandmagik: gholateg: This shit happens yes. Wow okay saftey reblog….
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https://t.co/5ZXgI6OUxP: I take being lied to so personally because on some real shit I'm one of the most understanding people ever. Shit happens, life doesn't go planned, feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me is such an unnecessary slap in the face because you literally have NO reason to. https://t.co/5ZXgI6OUxP
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toloveviceforitself: fucktheflagandfuckyou: gunshyghosts: gaybowser: mybigfatgaylife: gogomrbrown: We really are a police state. It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops. And they shot him in the crotch with it. If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low. But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders. this really is dystopic, isn’t it? Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens : BREAKING NEWS PEPPER BALLS, TEAR GAS AFTER TRUMP RALLY 3T 5 DOWNTOWN PHOENIX 07 98 toloveviceforitself: fucktheflagandfuckyou: gunshyghosts: gaybowser: mybigfatgaylife: gogomrbrown: We really are a police state. It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops. And they shot him in the crotch with it. If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low. But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders. this really is dystopic, isn’t it? Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens
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Shit happens: When you're pooping for so long the automatic bathroom lights turn off bravo six, going dark Shit happens
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kingfucko: goawfma: pretends to be shocked the robot sees a black man and says “this is a criminal” because the robot is taught by humans who are part of a society. specifically the robot is taught by mostly-white and definitely-majority-nonblack americans, who are part of a fascist racist hell society. this shit happens every single fucking time. and every time some fuckhead idiot goes BUT TECHNOLOGY WILL SOLVE SOCIAL PROBLEMS as if technology isn’t fucking MADE by people who are PART OF SOCIETY i fucking die a little more: The Daily Dot Follow @dailydot Amazon's facial recognition tech linked athletes to mugshots, ACLU says: dailydot.com/layer8/facial- 8:33 AM - 22 Oct 2019 548 Retweets 816 Likes Rashad Robinson OF CHr Follow @rashadrobinson Pictures of nearly one in every six athletes in a study of 188 were falsely matched with mugshots by Amazon's facial recognition technology. More proof of what we already know: this technology has bias baked into its coding and has no place in public housing or law enforcement. The Daily Dot @dailydot Amazon's facial recognition tech linked athletes to mugshots, ACLU says: dailydot.com/layer8/facial-... 12:11 PM 25 Oct 2019 35,100 Retweets 81,681 Likes kingfucko: goawfma: pretends to be shocked the robot sees a black man and says “this is a criminal” because the robot is taught by humans who are part of a society. specifically the robot is taught by mostly-white and definitely-majority-nonblack americans, who are part of a fascist racist hell society. this shit happens every single fucking time. and every time some fuckhead idiot goes BUT TECHNOLOGY WILL SOLVE SOCIAL PROBLEMS as if technology isn’t fucking MADE by people who are PART OF SOCIETY i fucking die a little more
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arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant : arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
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“There’s nothing better than honesty & keeping it 100...just be real with people...there’s no reason to lie...” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/1UdhW6L7Kr: There is no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know shit happens just be straight up. @QWORLDSTAR “There’s nothing better than honesty & keeping it 100...just be real with people...there’s no reason to lie...” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/1UdhW6L7Kr
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arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant : arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
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shit happens: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. \I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.
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shit happens: you can't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn't matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake
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It’s up to you to live in anger or peace. Or at least try to.: Kehlani @Kehlani letting your animosity go is so wonderful. realize shit happens. people fuck up. people grow and change.. the only thing you're doing by harboring your anger for them is weighing YOU down. keep your boundaries, but let that hurt go and free yourself. 4:26 PM Aug 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 70.5K Likes It’s up to you to live in anger or peace. Or at least try to.
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shit happens: Sometimes the future doesn't unfold the way you think it will. Shit happens, and people suck.
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Shit happens by xluzix MORE MEMES: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of your friend and y'all go back to playing Shit happens by xluzix MORE MEMES
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Shit happens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZhHK8W: After ya mom beats ya ass in front of your friend and y'all go back to playing Shit happens via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZhHK8W
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that shit happens to me all the time: When your girlfriend is yelling at you and you decide to lighten the mood by laughing sasquatchcock Oh, my God That's salt an idiot I throw in sugar that shit happens to me all the time
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shit happens: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.
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shit happens: SHIT HAPPENS
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ultrakillblast: Shit happens.: KRRAKL RRAAAH HRRA YLARRR ultrakillblast: Shit happens.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: PEOPLE CHANGE, THINGS GO WRONG. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT LIFE GOES ON https://iglovequotes.net/
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shit happens: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor . shit happens.
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shit happens: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. just be straight up with me
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shit happens: I'm always gonna be in love with you even if shit happens and we aren't together, I'm always gonna be fucking in love with you
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shit happens: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake
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Indeed my Friends: rida America, desperately leading for one goddamn day where no - weird shit happens 40340 Indeed my Friends
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https://iglovequotes.net/: PEOPLE CHANGE, THINGS GO WRONG. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT LIFE GOES ON https://iglovequotes.net/
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shit happens: Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this Se shit happens. ut hey,
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Apparently `Im childish` : import org.slf4j.Logger LTI IL To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Exception to understand The power that's inside! Exceptions! Gotta inline fun catchEmAll( stringMessage: String Logger:Logger action: - Unit "Shit happens", try action() catch (e: Exception) logger.error(stringMessage + e.printStackTrace() + e.message) - Apparently `Im childish`
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shit happens: Shit happens trust the wonPeope KTPIT
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shit happens: When Youre a 24 Year Old Piece of Shit and You Break Into the Home of Your 73 Year Old Neighbor and Threaten Him and His Wife With a Knife and Didnt Know That He Was Not Only a Former Boxer but Royal Marine Hand-to-hand Combat Instructor Shit Happens 团/didyouknowpagel ǔ@didyouknowpage
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shit happens: Dr When you're a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbour and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didn't know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor. Shit Happens erd world @ weirdworldinsta
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shit happens: Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this Se shit happens. ut hey,
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shit happens: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake
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Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James: COLLEGE JIM JOE Bachelors Degree in Philosophy X 4 year paid apprenticeship 100K student debt Can't find a Philosopher jot Believes people without 0K student debt Earns 80K annually Disconnected Jim's college degrees are stupid electricity for non-payment Another day of black coffee and perspective... (most won't read this, but thanks to those who did... it's why I do, what I do). The meme definitely highlights a topic that seems legit... Has the government watered down the entire scope of what higher education actually means? Have they presented college in a manner that is setting people up to fail? Do they encourage people to "do whatever makes you happy", and screw what your life looks like afterward? Did they say; You can be whatever you want to be? Well... truth be told; THEY LIED TO YOU! It seems that LIE has brought about people who feel they are entitled to EQUAL QUALITY of happiness, regardless of how much work they have put in, or who actually planned for a better future outcome. Higher education isn't about going to college and earning a degree... then getting the job you believe you SHOULD be entitled to. It's about educating yourself for the future. It is about creating a life plan, that allows for successes no matter what has been thrown your way. If you haven't made a plan that allows for the "whatevers", then you have set yourself up for failure. Shit happens... and there are a plethora of WHATEVERS. From an unexpected kid (or four), to divorce and ultimately the support of those "whatevers". If you haven't built a better plan than the next guy, one that allows for improvising, adapting and overcoming those hurdles, then you have cut yourself short and have nobody else to blame... but yourself. The pursuit of happiness is exactly that... a pursuit. It is a life long pursuit that has to have realistic goals applied to it. If your plan is so rigid that you have no room for improvisation or adaptability... then how will you ever overcome and succeed? This is where real self-reflection has to be applied, not everyone is a doctor or a lawyer. Life would suck if that were the case anyway. I know life throws us curves (from environmental issues to emotional ones), I have been thrown my share... but you still have to learn how to hit those curve balls, or you won't be successful. Don't let life conquer you... the pursuit of happiness is the long journey called life... You can't figure it out overnight. You can't define it all at once. And you can't expect equal outcomes. There are other factors at play that must be applied to your game... some of those factors are skill and natural ability. Remember there is no equality in genetics, that's why we have multi-million dollar athletes, but you can use experience and common sense to put a successful plan into motion when life isn't going the way you initially planned, and that is called "IMPROVISE, ADAPT AND OVERCOME". The point is of this post is; PLAY YOUR GAME... the way you want to, but don't expect to get successes simply because you played the game. Every one else is playing too and they are planning to win. The question is; ARE YOU? Make no mistake... there are WINNERS and there are LOSERS in the game of life, and the only participation trophy you are going to get, is enjoying the learning experience while striving to to find your own definition of happiness. You are not entitled to somebody else's, only what you plan for yours to be. #blackcoffeeperspectives #patrioticselfreflections #definingwellregulation #responsiblepatriotism Patrick James
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shit happens: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get it. I get life. I know that shit happens. just be straight up with me
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shit happens: There is honestly no reason to lie to me. I'm too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know that shit happens. Just be straight up with me.
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The adventures of doorman dan: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan
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Mistakes were made. by WayMoreThanTheTip MORE MEMES: When youre a 24 year old piece of shit and you break into the home of your 73 year old neighbor and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didnt know that he was not only a former boxer, but Royal Marine hand-to-hand combat instructor. . . shit happens. Mistakes were made. by WayMoreThanTheTip MORE MEMES
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Tag bae ❤️: To my baby I'm always gonna be in love with you even if shit happens and wee aren't together, l'm always gonna be fucking in love with you Tag bae ❤️
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Loud in bed for a reason: shit-happens-bitchachos: kotturstjarna chrispine-trees do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you're blind and everthing's a surprise we turn off the lights so our partner doesn't noticed we are basically echolocating everytime we moan ECHOLOCATING Loud in bed for a reason
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this shit happens every time! FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1... 😂😂: FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1 @reedobrown this shit happens every time! FOR ENGLISH PRESS 1... 😂😂
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shit happens: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake
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(Via twitter-avatarccmoney1): I take being lied to so personally because on some real shit I'm one of the most understanding people ever. Shit happens, life doesn't go as planned, feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me is such an unnecessary slap in the face because you literally have NO reason to. A@sarcasm, only (Via twitter-avatarccmoney1)
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shit happens: you can 't give up because bad things happen to good people. that's how it is. life goes to shit sometimes and it doesn' t matter what you've done. shit happens. people leave, they get lost and sometimes they never find their way back home but you can't throw it all away because of that. you've come a long way, you're better, stronger and you just have to accept that life just isn't fair sometimes r. m. drake
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shit happens: @avatarcmoney @avatarccmoney1 I take being lied to so personally because on some real shit I'm one of the most understanding people ever. Shit happens, life doesn't go as planned, feelings change, I get it. But to lie to me is such an unnecessary slap in the face because you literally have NO reason to
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I hate when that shit happens: MERMAID PROBLEMS LOOKING GOOD TODAY GIRLS VERAUAD 2 UNDERWATER ON THE SURFACE I hate when that shit happens
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I hate when that shit happens: MERMAID PROBLEMS LOOKING GOOD TODAY GIRLS VERAUAD 2 UNDERWATER ON THE SURFACE I hate when that shit happens
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