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We are not even into February and the
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year is $18,959,495,168. Cost Friday
was $603,331,392. There are at least
25,772,342 illegal aliens, not the
11,000,000 that have been reported
for years, in our Country. So ridiculous!
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Fear mongering at its finest by jaytix1
Chicago, Clothes, and Dating: deliamelodyofficial:
Stop dating abusive women 2018
Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃
A lot of women behave like this and think this ain’t abuse
But let a nigga slap them, damage their clothes and pour a drink on them, all hell will break loose.
EVERYONE CAN BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!
Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world
Just in case anyone wants the context: He has been making music in Chicago, he recently performed to a large audience and met London on da track, who offered him an opportunity in LA. She didn’t want to leave Chicago because of her business there. He told her that she doesn’t have to go, he just needs to do this for his music. She got upset because he straight up told her that he valued his career over their relationship and she did this.
Now I’m not a relationship expert, but I will never understand how some of y’all expect people to put you above the shit they have to do. Always put your career, your job, your livelihood first. This was all kinds of fucked up, really fucking abusive and manipulative, he should definitely go to LA with or without her.
Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person.The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.”Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.
Bitch, Cute, and Friends: You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat
and Twitter) E
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)
. You are NOT to go to Honda without me vvoom room
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
. You're NOT to look at a single girl
e if girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
e Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out
. You are NOT to ask for head Nau augn
. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
. You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah,Deven,or Josh ever again Nwe
. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you 21?
. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please x-xxxx
e if we move in there are to
. If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over
e If I catch you around giris 1 kill you
e You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
· Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU! navy、
. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least Noyy
. If I say jump you say "how high princess xoxo
NEVER ever be girls at our house NoNO
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so i know your
not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
Filed under: yikes, get a new girlfriend, doubleyikes
A classic example of what abusive behavior in women can look like. This isn’t cute or sweet or just for anyone’s own good, this is controlling.
Young gents (and wlw and nb folks interested in ladies), if your girlfriend or prospective girlfriend presents you a list like this (especially in writing), you crumple that shit up, drop it at her feet, remind her that you are not property, and walk away.
This shit isn’t funny or cute when a man does it to a woman; do not tolerate it just because it’s coming from a woman.
Holy fucking shit this bitch is out of her mind obsessive already
What do you wanna bet that she hates Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven, Josh, and Austin because they saw through her bullshit and tried to warn their bro
Animals, Bones, and Church: teaboot
The amount of times I could have been that
white girl in the horror movie could honestly
be a movie in itself and it's honestly a waste
that my entire life isn't constantly recorded on
film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was
past the old gate in the woods, but when
got there it had been smashed in half and
there was a decapitated sheep head with no
skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned
around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping
and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a
garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult
supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just
put it back and didn't talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through
the woods at night and I realized "wait it's
dark as fuck so I just held still until the guy
gave up and left.
. The time this dude said he was in love with
me and so he was going to cut my head off
and dump my body in a lake, so l told him
to grow the hell up, but then he got caught
stealing girl's underwear a day later andI
never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was
taking a shortcut on my home at night and a
car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared
directly into the driver's side of the window
and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old
guy told me he'd locked his keys in his truck
and that he needed someone my size to crawl
in through the back window for him, so I told
him you know that sounds super suspicious
right and told him where to find a pay phone
for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street
said he was in love with me and so he was
going to follow me home on my bus, so l
clapped him on the shoulder and told him that
if he got that close to my bus then I was going
to throw him under the wheels, but then this
really nice homeless man from Nigeria told
the guy to fuck off and then checked to make
sure he didn't follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found
in a well and brought home who used to put
rotting meat in my closet and wake me up
by chewing on my face, until I put him back
outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over
for the summer who kept calling me 'piñata
and hitting me with sticks, until he went back
home and was sent to juvie c
got caught torturing animals
cause he finally
10. The time I got lost on the way to a
meeting and wound up at a circus tent
instead, and got followed by a full-out clown
for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven
who would scream all night and eventually es-
caped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wig-
gling through the hole. My mom caught it and
put it back but it lved another year and a half
until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods
and something started whistling back,
so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where
a group of girls got together to play 'bloody
mary in the lavatory and invited me to
come with them so I said "no thanks" and
stayed with the camp councillors and
drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved
into with the door that leads into a big
empty room full of dirt and empty cooking
pots that I just sort of... locked up forever
and never gon
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a
coffee mug do a full 360° spin with nobody
touching it, so I said 'that was neat' and
never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven
sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town
church cause it was the most goth thing l'd
ever seen, right? But then it swooped down
towards me, so I apologized immediately for
being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while
but the car that hit me on the way home didn't
even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but
sometimes im awake at night and I just.
I think the secret to survival is to be good to
animals, stay away from men, and say "no
Teaboots Adventures As That White Girl in Horror Movies
America, Ass, and England: tumblr
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the
express purpose of fucking shit up?
HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That's what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy
up the living room a little bit
It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch
spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just
sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year
where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is
literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your
fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season.
It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards
the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home
from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit
sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning
trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be
in on the joke
Parrots tried to take our car
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY
Now thats just fowl play