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The best bad words you can say: thalia 1832 nonbinaryvexahlia zmyaro nonbinaryvexahlia one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that "bad words just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think fuck you' is a terrible insult so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i'd shrug it off but if i opened a post's tags and saw "op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta" do you know how shaken i'd be? do you knovw how upset i'd be if i saw "op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A SceneTM fo r no reason So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses? l sincerely hope so but I can't say I'm familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few viddish curses may you go to hell and bake bagels there may all your teeth fall out except one, and in that one you should get a tooth ache One misfortune is too few for you you should drink too much castor oil (and have explosive diarrhea) you should have a hundred houses in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed you should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night Hang yourself with a sugar rope and you'll have a sweet death The best bad words you can say
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worth the read: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown ass man. This isbullshit." I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt worth the read
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Seems similar to what I do on behavior consultations.... (@funpawcare) Go to my website www.funpawcare.com for free expert cat and dog training, behavior, nutrition and pet care articles and sign up for our newsletter and blog, link in bio. All social media pages are current and listed on website dogtraining training ethology aba appliedbehavior positivereinforcement nutrition canine canines puppylove anthrozoology neurobiology doglover puppies puppy pupper puppers puppiesofinstagram dogstagram perro adopt rescue volunteer adoptdontshop foster dogs dog vegan pet pets: dill2ill @_illdill My dad takes pictures of the dogs at the houses he works on and posts them on his business' Facebook page as employee of the week Meet Frida. She is this week's Employee of the Week, Met Tucker, this week's Employee of the Week. In even though she was constantly biting my shoelaces, between chasing squirrels, and admiring himself in his and trying to persuade me to let her outside. Sweet, new sweater, he found time to supervise me while I sweet girl. removed two layers of old flooring, before installing a new floor. Good boy! Seems similar to what I do on behavior consultations.... (@funpawcare) Go to my website www.funpawcare.com for free expert cat and dog training, behavior, nutrition and pet care articles and sign up for our newsletter and blog, link in bio. All social media pages are current and listed on website dogtraining training ethology aba appliedbehavior positivereinforcement nutrition canine canines puppylove anthrozoology neurobiology doglover puppies puppy pupper puppers puppiesofinstagram dogstagram perro adopt rescue volunteer adoptdontshop foster dogs dog vegan pet pets

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Okay. So in my first dream last night I needed surgery on my of my organs and I CANT remember which one it was it might not have been a real one anyways but I needed surgery because a wolf spider had crawled through the organ and infected it. So I was like freaking out going into surgery and they started like feeding the organ through a machine and I was AWAKE AND I COULD SEE IT AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND I WAS PANICKING and it kind of ended without anything really happening. And then I'm the next dream I don't really remember what the plot was but at the end the town was at this little theater for the high schoolers graduation and after they graduated and whatever my parents were talking to some guy (except my mom wasn't my mom she was Claire from modern family I think) and he started arguing with them about politics and then he started talking about zoo animals and I was like ??? How does that relate? Anyways. My dad gave my sister like 800m dollars in cash right there and she stuck it all in her pocket and I got a bunch of money too but you had to swim through water to get out of the theater and we were freaking out cause we didn't want to get the money wet so we were like awkwardly swimming sideways and at one point I stepped on something in the water and I looked back and some little girl was face down at the bottom of the water and I had just stepped on her and her parents were above her with one of those plastic claw toys and they were grabbing her with it and they were like 'come on sweetie!' Wtf and that was pretty much it: During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied. Patterns in shoelaces can carry messages. I fucking hate it i fucking hate lasagna Ollow its the fucking its the worst thing my da always makes fucking goddamn lasagn at christmas and its the worst I fucking hate it its like my least favorite food my brother hates it too i dont know why my dad fucking makes that shit its fucking disgusting i hate lasagna fuck Okay. So in my first dream last night I needed surgery on my of my organs and I CANT remember which one it was it might not have been a real one anyways but I needed surgery because a wolf spider had crawled through the organ and infected it. So I was like freaking out going into surgery and they started like feeding the organ through a machine and I was AWAKE AND I COULD SEE IT AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND I WAS PANICKING and it kind of ended without anything really happening. And then I'm the next dream I don't really remember what the plot was but at the end the town was at this little theater for the high schoolers graduation and after they graduated and whatever my parents were talking to some guy (except my mom wasn't my mom she was Claire from modern family I think) and he started arguing with them about politics and then he started talking about zoo animals and I was like ??? How does that relate? Anyways. My dad gave my sister like 800m dollars in cash right there and she stuck it all in her pocket and I got a bunch of money too but you had to swim through water to get out of the theater and we were freaking out cause we didn't want to get the money wet so we were like awkwardly swimming sideways and at one point I stepped on something in the water and I looked back and some little girl was face down at the bottom of the water and I had just stepped on her and her parents were above her with one of those plastic claw toys and they were grabbing her with it and they were like 'come on sweetie!' Wtf and that was pretty much it
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