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thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom: According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half. For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout. I counted. They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’ Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction. You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep. At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be. : 824:11:45/1347:36:22 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke movie AntzVEVOo Subscribe 18 7 views Add to Share More thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom: According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half. For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout. I counted. They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’ Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction. You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep. At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let...

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amuseoffyre: 10andthetardis: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chaoswolf1982: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: doodlesanddiscord: thommquackenbush: jennlyons: jadelyn: Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it. Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow  I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block. “And then the bear gets him” “… … The The bear?” “Yes the bear” “Will Will there isn’t a bear in this play Where did the bear come from” “A PLACE And he exits the play pursued by it It’s happening make me a bear costume” “it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus. CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother.AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother. : TEBOOK PLY FUNNY .99 Shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet. NOTEBOOK STONEPAPER 49282 NOTEBC FLIPPITY FL 6.99 3.99 DEER amuseoffyre: 10andthetardis: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chaoswolf1982: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: doodlesanddiscord: thommquackenbush: jennlyons: jadelyn: Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it. Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow  I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block. “And then the bear gets him” “… … The The bear?” “Yes the bear” “Will Will there isn’t a bear in this play Where did the bear come from” “A PLACE And he exits the play pursued by it It’s happening make me a bear costume” “it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus. CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother.AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
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