It be like that.
Mulvaney after admitting to quid pro quo.
He fudged it
Look at all the F's in the chat
Better luck next time, Mr Stank.
Mr. Stark i am not feeling good
The wife said guys like dumb things after I laughed at the Supra video as a joke, I said like getting married
The wife said "guys like dumb things" after I laughed at the Supra video... as a joke, I said "like getting married"
Lost my girlfriend in a crowd, when I finally found her I told her she should wear a cowbell
Late night text
Should not have said that
Add it to the list of things Hagrid should not have said
I'm tRYiNg To mAkE u noTiCe mE uWU
Things could always get worse
Don’t sweat it! Browse Reddit!
Pretty much once a day:
I shouldn’t have said that... I should not have said that...
Every darn time
When I accidentally say "Alleluia" at the end of the opening prayer to the Divine Office during Lent
Just had our son, and my wife’s breastfeeding. This morning I told her “I slept really hard last night”...
so me lmao
pETa BaD, StEVe ErWin GoOd
Rewind time please
Wife finally decided to help me clean, she said it’s hard when you don’t have the right tools. I responded with “you must ne...
Everytime Giuliani gives an interview
Well, yeh might’ve bent a few rules, Harry...
Wife finally decided to help me clean, she said it’s hard when you don’t have the right tools. I responded with “you must never have the rig...