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        America, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: ACLU
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 Seattle
 International
 Portland
 d'A
 Great
 Falls
 Grand Forks
 luth
 Salem
 Bismarck
 Sault Ste. Marie
 oBillings
 Marqutte
 Manchester Portland
 Medford
 Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City
 Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto
 Boise
 Rapid City
 Buffala Hartford
 Sioux Falls
 Detroit
 ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport
 edding
 Mlwaukee Rapids
 ChicagoToledokon
 . Akron
 New York
 Des Moines
 Salt
 e City
 Piladelphia
 San
 FranciscoStockton
 y Washington
 San Jose
 Denver
 Kansas
 Salinas
 le Richmond
 Virginia Beach
 Wichita
 oSpringfield
 gh. Creenville
 NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville
 e Los
 Albuquerque
 Oklahoma City
 Mem
 Wilmington
 Long Beach Riverside
 Phoenix
 Little Rock
 Columbia
 San Diego
 Lubbock
 Las
 Savannahe Charleston
 Jack
 Sierra V
 Pecos Fort WorthoDallas
 Shreveport
 ille
 stin
 Lafayette New Orleans
 Or
 TampaPalm Bay
 Rio
 San.
 Antonio Victoria
 St. Petersburg
 West Palm Beach
 Corpus Christ
 Fort Lauderdale
 Miami
 Cape Coral
 Fairbanks
 McAllen Brawnsville
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 uneau Honolulu
 Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live
 within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders,
 according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau.
<p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WTF America?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
</blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    America, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: ACLU
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 Seattle
 International
 Portland
 d'A
 Great
 Falls
 Grand Forks
 luth
 Salem
 Bismarck
 Sault Ste. Marie
 oBillings
 Marqutte
 Manchester Portland
 Medford
 Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City
 Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto
 Boise
 Rapid City
 Buffala Hartford
 Sioux Falls
 Detroit
 ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport
 edding
 Mlwaukee Rapids
 ChicagoToledokon
 . Akron
 New York
 Des Moines
 Salt
 e City
 Piladelphia
 San
 FranciscoStockton
 y Washington
 San Jose
 Denver
 Kansas
 Salinas
 le Richmond
 Virginia Beach
 Wichita
 oSpringfield
 gh. Creenville
 NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville
 e Los
 Albuquerque
 Oklahoma City
 Mem
 Wilmington
 Long Beach Riverside
 Phoenix
 Little Rock
 Columbia
 San Diego
 Lubbock
 Las
 Savannahe Charleston
 Jack
 Sierra V
 Pecos Fort WorthoDallas
 Shreveport
 ille
 stin
 Lafayette New Orleans
 Or
 TampaPalm Bay
 Rio
 San.
 Antonio Victoria
 St. Petersburg
 West Palm Beach
 Corpus Christ
 Fort Lauderdale
 Miami
 Cape Coral
 Fairbanks
 McAllen Brawnsville
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 uneau Honolulu
 Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live
 within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders,
 according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau.
<p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WTF America?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
</blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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