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Ass, Bad, and Children: now you kno! In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old nowyoukno.com maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
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Bucket List, Friends, and Fucking: patrickwsawyer: ramessesxiii: chirotus: geekgirlsmash: spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story. My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, “Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?” She looked at me like I’d lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot. “But, mom, we’re going to be changing the water!,” I insisted.  She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the fucking hot tub, and this might be the best thing I’d done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets.  The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they’d engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors’ lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.  I’m adding this to my bucket list This picture was your doing wasn’t it Seeing as the bubbles are coming out of what seems to be the front door… I shudder to think of the inside of the house.
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Cars, Ferrari, and Logic: A NEWS The Ferrari 812 Superfast Is An 800bhp V12 Hero With A Questionable Name Via @carthrottlenews - It’s really hard to follow Ferrari’s logic with names. Whether we’re talking about road cars or F1 cars, Ferrari has a habit of producing massively inconsistent, convoluted and downright bizarre names. GTC4Lusso springs to mind, but wait until you get a load of the latest one: 812 Superfast. No, I’m not joking. - But let’s not get hung up on the naming choice, as Maranello’s latest front-engine V12 hero - set to make its public debut at the Geneva Motor Show - looks to be quite a beast. It’s best thought of as a highly-evolved F12 Berlinetta, and it’s packing - wait for it - 789bhp. Superfast indeed. - It’s all thanks to the 6.5-litre V12 under the bonnet, which has grown by just over 200cc compared to the F12’s engine. It produces 59bhp more than the F12, and 19bhp more than the F12 tdf. Oh, and it makes its peak power at 8500rpm, and peak torque of 530lb ft at 7000rpm. So you’ll need to rev the nuts off it. Can I get a hell yes? - 0-62mph happens in just 2.9 seconds, and it’ll keep going until 211mph if you’re brave enough to keep the throttle pinned. The 1525kg (dry) GT-supercar also comes with an updated version of the ‘Virtual Short Wheelbase’ rear wheel steering tech we first saw on the F12 tdf. - It’s also been given electric power steering, a first for Ferrari. This will probably make a few purists shudder at the mere though, but if anyone can nail EPAS, it’s Maranello. - Also on the electronic assistance menu is the fifth generation of Ferrari’s Side Slip Control. That’s the one that’ll let mere mortals drift their V12 supercar while reducing the risk of finishing upside-down in a ditch. - The exterior represents a noticeable departure from the F12, and we like what we see. It’s a lot more aggressive, and the, erm, unfortunate lines seen on the back of the old car are nowhere to be seen. All sounds jolly fantastic, but we do have to end on a sad note: this is probably the last ‘pure’ V12 car Ferrari will ever make. It’s looking highly likely that whatever succeeds the 812 will be either turbocharged or come with hybrid assistance. If that’s the case, the 812 will make for one hell of a send-off.

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Bitch, Crying, and Cum: Girl: dad sing me a song from ur generation Me: k. *clears throat*yea that's why l fucked ur bitch u fat motherfucker Girl: oh my god Me: WEST SIDE eFun vert You wanted it: Squidward..." Spongebob was in Squidward's doorway. "What are you doing here? How much did you hear?" Spongebob looked down and stare at his shoes. "I wanted to see if you could play with me because Patrick is busy...i heard everything.." The only noise in the room was Squidward's silent crying. Finally, Spongebob spoke. "Squidward...I-i had...no idea you felt that way." Spongebob walked over to Squidward and sat down next to him. He placed his hand on Squidward's hand, sending a shock up Squidward's spine. "And i have to admit..." Spongebob looked at Squidward. "i feel the same...I-i love you, Squidward." Silence. Pure silence. Until Squidward grabbed Spongebob and pulled him in for a kiss. It was short and sweet. Spongebob's eyes popped open with shock, but he closed him when he realized what was going on. When Squidward pulled away, Spongebob whispered, barely audible, "more." Squidward obeyed, and pulled him in closer. Squidward started to rub Spongebob's chest while kissing him. Spongebob made a slight moan. "Squidward. I want you. I need you." That's all Squidward needed to hear. He knelt down and unzipped Spongebob's square pants and put them to the side. Spongebob pulled Squidward's lips towards him for another kiss. He needed to kiss him, to feel his wet, warm lips against his. While they were kissing, Squidward started to caress Spongebob's bulge, causing Spongebob to release another moan of pleasure. Squidward walked over to his bed and grabbed some pillows and put them on the floor. He gently lied Spongebob on them. He kissed Spongebob's lips, then started leaving tiny kisses on his chest all the way down to his bulge. Squidward looked at Spongebob, almost teasingly. Squidward got on top of Spongebob and started to rub his bulge against Spongebob's. Their breathing got heavier. Spongebob started to bump his bulge into Squidward's. They went faster and faster. "Squidward...I think i'm gonna...cum." Squidward smirked. "We can't have that just yet, can we? We have only just begun." Squidward slowed down and got off of Spongebob. He laid a tiny kiss on Spongebob, making Spongebob shudder.
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Bones, Butt, and Family: Gluten Free Intolerant <p><a href="http://en-shaedn.tumblr.com/post/148604766932" class="tumblr_blog">en-shaedn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inquisitorladybloomers.tumblr.com/post/148434226294">inquisitorladybloomers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoneandonlykyna.tumblr.com/post/91366996976">theoneandonlykyna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My open letter to <a href="http://www.Theberry.com">www.Theberry.com</a> for their photo they potsted of a button stating “gluten free intolerant” that appears to be on a chef’s jacket *shudder*</p> <p class="MsoNormal">My dear berries,</p> <p class="MsoNormal">What you see here is me the sickest I’ve ever been in my whole life. Some doctors had given up on me while others remained baffled.  I was in the hospital with inflamed organs, locked joints, unable to eat, scared, and malnourished to the point of broken teeth, bones, and hair loss.  This is the day they figured out why.  I have Celiac Disease.  The protein gluten found in wheat, barley, and rye had caused my immune system to wreak havok on my body and destroy the villi in my intestines.  Without villi it is impossible to absorb nutrients you need to survive.  A gluten free diet saved my life.  My organs began to heal themselves and with time I was able to trade in my handicap sticker for a 5k bib.  This is the same gluten free diet you made fun of this morning in your morning coffee album.  In case you forgot it was a nice big photo of a button stating, “gluten free intolerant.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">This disease is life threatening but somehow has become the butt of every joke.  Until now the Berry was one of the few places I could go and not worry about being ridiculed.   I cannot watch TV, listen to the radio, or go on the internet without hearing someone make fun of gluten or call everyone on the diet an annoying hipster.  I realize it is because so many have gone on the diet as a fad weight loss solution.   These are the same people that can’t even tell you what gluten is… As Jimmy Kimmel so kindly showed us.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The jokes, viral youtube videos, and photos are dangerous and have put me and others like me in danger.   The onslaught of negative gluten freeness on the internet, TV, and radio have caused friends, family, and food service workers to view this diet as a joke rather than medical necessity.  They roll their eyes then proceed to contaminate our food (or blatantly give us gluten) because they honestly do not believe that it will cause any real harm.  It only takes 1/5 of a crumb to cause a gluten reaction.  And no it’s not a tummy ache it’s weeks of vomiting, skin rashes, crippling joint and muscle pain, and dizziness… just to name a few.  Every joke puts a celiac that much closer to danger.  I love the Berry and I am heart broken.  Please rise above the ignorance. Please give us a place where we can go without seeing our disease laughed at. Please, for the sake of those struggling and those who have lost the struggle.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sincerely,</p> <p class="MsoNormal">A Celiac survivor </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’d also like to note that the first response to this was, “lighten up.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This, THIS is how dangerous a fad diet can be. Ever since the gluten free fad started, nobody takes seriously the people who have actual dietary restrictions for gluten. It’s disgusting that this would happen. (I don’t have celiac disease myself but I know people who do and others who simply can’t tolerate it for other medical reasons and the public’s treatment of everyone who eats gluten free seriously affects them.)</p> </blockquote> <p>One of my family’s dear friends has Celiac. He has been on the verge of death twice because of restaurants (once) and airlines (the other once) disregarding his statement that he CANNOT have gluten. He is as responsible as he can be, and sometimes he is still placed at the whim of other people. There are lots of fad diets, but that doesn’t matter. If someone asks for soy, give them soy. If someone asks for gluten free, give them gluten free. Don’t risk someone’s life for your self-righteousness, no matter how obnoxious paleo people are.</p></blockquote>

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Bae, Bailey Jay, and Facebook: BEING WHITE But doing it right! ytom so Som 60 0 What are you doiną to attone for the crimes committed by your ancestors today? Please share your story in the comments. Namaste. <p><a href="http://maricaforamerica.tumblr.com/post/140370404081/bae-10-warthog-matt-ruins-feminisms-shit" class="tumblr_blog">maricaforamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bae-10-warthog.tumblr.com/post/140370183171">bae-10-warthog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/140369347616">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://this-is-cthulhu-privilege.tumblr.com/post/140368626212">this-is-cthulhu-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boss-hoody.tumblr.com/post/140368428921">boss-hoody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lion-against-sjw.tumblr.com/post/140368307286">lion-against-sjw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found this on Facebook and I’m disgusted </p> </blockquote> <p>My ancestors dindunuffin</p> </blockquote> <p>This picture literally made me a republican</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a0decc083c4312a324a0f549270bf12/tumblr_inline_o3g2ht4Zep1si8t7m_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></p><p>The cuckiest cucks that ever cucked a cuck. At least they know they should be ashamed of themselves, they just have the reason wrong. </p> <p>This is disgusting especially since there are kids there. I shudder to think the self hatred that boy is learning.</p> </blockquote> <p>My ancestors were Irish slaves, I’m not exactly jumping to go back to that.</p> </blockquote> <p>Any person who willingly accepts such treatment as some kind of “penance” bullshit deserve all the mistreatment they get, possibly even more. People with so little self respect should not exist period.  <br/></p></blockquote> <p>I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.</p>
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Beautiful, Facebook, and Life: Tim Hortons Yesterday at 2:17pm- Dear Tim Hortons, It is with a great pang in my heart that I show you the image of the recent and traumatizing death of my lover that occurred today at approximately 4pm EDT. Upon opening your bag to bask in the glory of my chocolate dip goodness, I once again had to witness the tearing of icing flesh from the dough I oh so love I shudder as I write this In my efforts to scrape the sweet nectar from the inside of the bag with my teeth, it ripped and I regretfully ate some of the bag. At that point, it was too late to turn back, I had to get my money's worth. I am not proud of the things I have done, Tim, but know that in my moments of sorrow, only your rich brown sugar paste could console me This is but one of many casualties that I have horrifically had to experience while being a faithful Tim Hortons customer (and thereby making me an honorary Canadian citizen). Please come to a solution where the deaths of chocolate dip doughnuts and its brethren will no longer have to suffer at the unmerciful hands of Tim Hortons bags all over the country I have seen so much.. I don't know if lI'll ever be the same. Hold me, Tim Hortons. Please, just hold me 8 08 2 ng Thanks so much forX Tim Hortons Dear your beautiful and moving eulogy. We are so sorry to hear about your donut. Although we can never bring it back to life as it once was, we would like to help fill the void. Please send us a private Facebook message with your contact information so we can make this right and take steps towards saving other donuts from a similar fate. Sincerely Tim Hortons Like . Reply-D 693-4 hrs . Edited
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