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Him, Now, and Use: I used to turn the sink on to signal I need to use it and get him out. Now he just meows at me until I turn it on.

I used to turn the sink on to signal I need to use it and get him out. Now he just meows at me until I turn it on.

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Blessed: When I was 5, my mother took me to Disney Land. We had an okay time, but I was just excited about the Dumbo ride! We waited in line for like years, and finally got to the front. To my horror, the operator swung a metal bar right into my face! He told me I was banned from the Dumbo ride? Why? He sald I was too FAT. started screaming my lungs out. I guess someone special heard my screams from across the park because suddenly..Ariel's hand was on my shoulder! "How dare you ban this beautiful human from the ride?" she scalded the operator. "In my kingdom, that would be a drownable offense! So he reluctantly let me ride. But he wasn't happy about it! Ruined the fun experience and made me feel like a real fool. After I got off Dumbo, he ran to the ride and started to inspect it closely Ah knew eet! Ah knew eet!" he shrieked. "You porky little whore, you bent the trucks on the elephant! You'll be paying for this until you're 49 years old, and 583 pounds! He was quickly followed by an army of nasty children. "She left butt marks! "Eeeewww, the seat's all wet!" "Couldn't have been her! That bch probably sweats mayonnaise! they variously exclaimed. But when the operator ran after me, he was met with a..... surprise. All of the Disney princesses were standing. Right there! Aurora, Snow White. Bell, Jasmine, and more! Hand on their hips. "Leave this young lady alone, yelled Mulan That's how the worst day of my life became the best. Get ready to laugh! When I left the park,. I saw him trying to "fx my elephant with a damn screwdriver and the WHOLE BLESSED THING fell off. I threatened to call park security on him. Idiot! BOOST. Even the "Happlest Place on Earth small TM/small is not safe from the plague of society. SIGNAL F oh how i wish this was satire
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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Blessed: When I was 5, my mother took me to Disney Land. We had an okay time, but I was just excited about the Dumbo ride! We waited in line for like years, and finally got to the front. To my horror the operator swung a metal bar right into my face! He told me I was banned from the Dumbo ride? Why? He said I was too FAT I started screaming my lungs out. I guess someone special heard my screams from across the park because suddenly... Ariel's hand was on my shoulder! How dare you ban this beautiful human from the ride? she scalded the operator. "In my kingdom, that would be a drownable offense! So he reluctantly let me ride. But he wasn't happy about it! Ruined the fun experience and made me feel like a real fool. After I got off Dumbo, he ran to the ride and started to inspect it closely. Ah knew eet! Ah knew eet! he shrieked. "You porky little whore, you bent the trucks on the elephant! You'll be paying for this untl you're 49 years old, and 583 pounds! He was quickly followed by an army of nasty children. "She left butt marks! "Eeeewww. the seat's all wet! "Couldn't have been her! That bch probably sweats mayonnaise!" they variously exclaimed. But when the operator ran after me, he was met with a.. surprise. Al of the Disney princesses were standing. Right there! Aurora, Snow White. Bell, Jasmine, and more! Hand on their hips. "Leave this young lady alone, yelled Mulan. That's how the worst day of my life became the best Get ready to laugh! When I left the park, I saw him trying to "fix" my elephant with a damn screwdriver and the WHOLE BLESSED THING fell off. I threatened to call park security on him. Idiot! SIGNAL F smalijTM/small BOOST. Even the "Happlest Place on Earth is not safe from the plague of society. Disney rejects fatties!
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