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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
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Bad, Feminism, and Fucking: l was taught that women are naturally sweet, loving, sensual, that I should give them some sort of preferential treatment., that happy wife equals happy life. I WAS WRONG Just like men, women can be: - Sexist . Perverts - Pigs Assholes Deadbeats - Idiots Women are NOT more special than men. Women are the SAME as men and THATis gender equality <p><a href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/91251853661/hawk-windrider-attack-on-free-ronpa" class="tumblr_blog">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hawk-windrider.tumblr.com/post/91088373510/attack-on-free-ronpa-little-missandry">hawk-windrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://attack-on-free-ronpa.tumblr.com/post/91042003226/little-missandry-energizerbonnie-i-cant">attack-on-free-ronpa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-missandry.tumblr.com/post/59338492543/energizerbonnie-i-cant-begin-to-explain-my">little-missandry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://energizerbonnie.tumblr.com/post/58213689379/i-cant-begin-to-explain-my-love-this-picture">energizerbonnie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t begin to explain my love this picture.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry. No. This is <em>literally </em>the most misogynistic thing I’ve seen ever.</p> <p><strong>If you have to point out that women are the same as men by demeaning them and calling them “sexist, perverts, pigs, assholes, deadbeats, idiots”, then you are a misogynist. End of story.</strong></p> <p>Demeaning an entire gender is not equality.</p> <p>Fuck men, and fuck all you MRA scum who reblog this. You’re showing nothing but sexism.</p> </blockquote> <p>EXCUSE ME YOU ARE USING THE WORD ‘MISOGYNIST’ WRONG.</p> <p>MISOGYNY IS HAVING AN UNEXPLAINABLE HATRED FOR WOMEN. THIS POST EXEMPLIFIES THAT WOMEN <em>AND</em> MEN CAN BOTH HAVE THESE TRAITS. </p> <p>NOW IT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, I’M SURE, BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH. </p> <p>EVERYONE CAN BE FUCKED UP AND BAD.</p> <p>EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY AND GOOD.</p> <p>NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT DEMEANING THE ENTIRE GENDER OF WOMEN. THEY ARE DEMEANING BOTH, AND ARE SHEDDING LIGHT ONTO THE FACT THAT NOT ALL WOMEN ARE GOOD.</p> <p>GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE BECAUSE YOU MAKE FEMINISM SEEM IRRELEVANT, AND INVALID, BECAUSE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS IS INCORRECT.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging for that last comment.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is how stupid Tumblr is; they are so caught up seeing everything as misogyny that they cant even see when someone is promoting actually equality</p></blockquote>
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America, Ass, and Facts: g If this was another country, we'd have to tell you that this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada <p><a href="http://conservativewoman.tumblr.com/post/48828388868/docsmith23-pretty-littleladyx-accioharo" class="tumblr_blog">conservativewoman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docsmith23.tumblr.com/post/48820024704/pretty-littleladyx-accioharo">docsmith23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pretty-littleladyx.tumblr.com/post/48774052334/accioharo-senoritaespana">pretty-littleladyx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accioharo.tumblr.com/post/48760289112/senoritaespana-irollforinitiative">accioharo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senoritaespana.tumblr.com/post/48648697114/irollforinitiative-favabean05">senoritaespana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irollforinitiative.tumblr.com/post/48593512333/favabean05-truthandglory-assbanditkirk">irollforinitiative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favabean05.tumblr.com/post/48593180732/truthandglory-assbanditkirk-whoa-canada">favabean05</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://truthandglory.tumblr.com/post/48545030241/assbanditkirk-whoa-canada-someone-needs-to">truthandglory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbanditkirk.tumblr.com/post/48403056895/whoa-canada-someone-needs-to-turn-down-that-sass">assbanditkirk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>whoa canada</p> <p>someone needs to turn down that sass level</p> </blockquote> <p>Two things to know about Canada!</p> <ol><li>We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.</li> <li>We are sorry if you don’t</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: </p> <ol><li>It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had <em>over</em><em> heated </em>their water to <em>250 degrees Fahrenheit. </em>That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. </li> <li>The <em>79 year old woman</em> had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals</li> <li>She got <em>third</em><em> degree burns</em>…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.</li> <li>She had to have <em>skin grafts</em> to repair the damage</li> <li>When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.</li> <li>McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before <em>making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case</em></li> <li>So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.</li> </ol><p>I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.</p> <p>So sit the fuck down, Canada.</p> </blockquote> <p>Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqn0kth6A1qfhek7.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Awww I love the smell of smug superiority and bullshit being owned by facts. </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://i33.tinypic.com/f01e1z.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Now I’m one for personal responsibility. Why in the name of god would you put hot coffee between your legs in the flimsy ass cup that McDonald’s gives you. I mean really. Sure the coffee was to hot. But it was your own retarted that spilled it on yourself. Why should someone else pay because you can’t keep a hold on your own damn drink. Are we gonna sue a skating rink for getting frostbite because they keep it so damn cold in there? Where the hell is the personal responsibility in America these days?</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m with ya. Common sense dictates that. But, as was pointed out in the case above, had the temperature been what it should have been (still pretty hot), the woman’s injuries would more than likely have not been as severe as she had. A burn is one thing; third degree burn is another. <strong>Had she just gone in for a sip with this particular cup of coffee, she could have had the same injury to her tongue and mouth.</strong> Coffee should not be served at 250 degrees. So yeah, it’s completely stupid to put a hot cup of coffee between your legs…or any beverage if the container is likely to break or spill all over you. But that wasn’t the point of this specific case.</p></blockquote>
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