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Laundry, Memes, and Two-Face: FEBRUARY ZODIAC ADAM ELLIS BUZZFEED S5 ARIES O GEMINI TAURUS Look, there's no easy way to Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced, tell you this, but someone is just do the laundry you've but that's just because you're poisoning all your vegetables been putting off for 2 months completely two-faced. Sadly It's really gross and we're Avoid carrots until March your dark side will be front And avoid Zucchini forever starting to worry about you and center this month. Warn because it's disgusting Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now VIRGO Throw a fun dinner party this Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow cooker you got for Christmas was a total disaster. It's not a royal Charles ll of Spain your fault everyone got sick. He was deformed and insane four years ago. Just make sure to wash it out first. It But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding has spiders living in it now let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha COR PIO SAGITTARIUS Take a trip in February. Puerto t's all about balance for you Honestly I'm not even gonna and February will be a trying give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get terrifying and I don't want to back, everyone you pissed off What a star you are, you wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make in January will have hopefully all the time and break stuff up your own, okay? Great move on CAPRICORN PISCES AQUARIUS This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your You're so romantic, and this is a new hobby. Like pottery! room for so long that you the most romantic month of Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie start to wonder if maybe the all! Shower your loved ones baking contest! Start a fight apocalypse happened outside with gifts! If you're single, buy club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human yourself something nice. Like an Aries' vegetables! left? Well guess what! It's true a bottle of wine & a TV dinner Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.

Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.

Smooth, Traffic, and Flight: "I'm too scared to double text" Me Hurry 9:54 PM The 9:54 PM Fuck 9:54 PM Up 9:54 PM BRO 9:54 PM HELLO 9:54 PM HURRY UP 9:54 PM YOU TAKE FOR VER 9:54 PM TO REPLY 9:54 PM TEXT 9:54 PM A year and a half ago, I signed up to study abroad through my university. I was nineteen and wanted to see a little of the world while going to college. My scholarship fully covered it, so I applied and was quickly accepted. My parents were thrilled to see me go and have an adventure, so they helped me pack up and dropped me off at the airport. The connecting flights all went smoothly, and I found myself at an airport in France. One of the guides who worked with the university met me and a few others who flew in at the same time. As a group of three, we were led to our dorm. In reality, it was just a tiny apartment rented out for the three of us, but the guide referred to it as our dorm. I slept deeply that first night, I remember. The time change had really screwed with my sleep pattern. It took me two days to get adjusted. When I was finally on my feet, my first order of business was to get groceries before school started. The other two girls had already gone, so I went alone. I've never been particularly afraid of going places alone, even though I'm a girl. I had a map and left most of my belongings locked in the dorm in case I was pickpocketed. The trip was completely fine, until I stopped for a sandwich at some small cafe a couple blocks from the dorm. You would think that something like this would happen at a seedy bar or from peddlers handing out free drinks, but it happened in complete daylight on a well-used street at a bright and happy cafe. If I try hard, I think I remember looking at something behind me when I sensed movement, then drinking my coffee. But that could be my mind making some memory up. I had been sitting out in front of the cafe, plate and coffee in front of me. There was decent foot traffic, and I was watching the people walk by, sometimes almost kicking the table because of how far into the sidewalk the cafe had placed the table. The next thing I remember is waking up in a dark, large room. Not a bedroom. A warehouse. I was curled up with my knees to my chest and lying on cold metal. I was shivering pretty badly, and the cold helped sharpen up my senses.I was facing a set of double doors that led into the warehouse-sized room.

A year and a half ago, I signed up to study abroad through my university. I was nineteen and wanted to see a little of the world while going...

Cats, Food, and Logic: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://power-handmaiden.tumblr.com/post/149564322982">power-handmaiden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://one-million-cats.tumblr.com/post/135918396898">one-million-cats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135891334904">weedmum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stygianzinogre.tumblr.com/post/135891253187">stygianzinogre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crimson--peach.tumblr.com/post/135881519296">crimsonโ€“peach</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135835879279">weedmum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think itโ€™s cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you</p> </blockquote> <p>Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?</p> </blockquote> <p>who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese </p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes you see something delicious-looking and logic just goes. One time I was walking through the mall and there was a table sitting out in front of one of the stores with a sign:ย โ€œFree Sample: Creme Bruleeโ€. Sitting in front of it was a cup of something creamy-textured with a spoon in it. I took a mouthful without thinking, why is there only one spoon? Why is there a food sample in front of the bath &amp; body works? What happened to the sugar crust?</p> <p>anyway that creme brulee sucked</p> </blockquote> <p>Laughing forever.</p>

power-handmaiden: one-million-cats: weedmum: stygianzinogre: crimsonโ€“peach: weedmum: When you work at Lush and customer comes in and b...