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Beard, Beef, and Drunk: @GreyTheTick The problem with Canada's kebab places is they're too clean and healthy I want a proper British kebab. 208 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyThe Tick I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in 209 am- 11 Aug 1 Like I can tell you the kebab I'm eating right now isn't a real kebab because i'm eating it while sober 211 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. 220 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Including. "Tm shit myself drunk'-ese. 2:20 am-11 Aug 1 @GreyTheTick HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS? you ask him. He nods. 221 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyThe Tick He begins shaving "meat' off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, 'hoss?" 222 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There's no horse in Amir's kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on main street. 223 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amir's meat is a heady mix of rat, greyhound and eastern european girls who aren't very good at holding their 224 am 11 Aug 1 @GreyTheTick Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you've already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. 2:26 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, cucumbers, bubblewrap and Styrofoam. He then adds so muclh garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be 228 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust 229 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking 2.30 am- 11 Aug 15 The next five minutes look like a mix between the walking dead and a particularly messy bukkake video. 2:32 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick You pass a young couple, you attempt to smile. You look like you just came off the casting couch with Peter 232 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Eventually you make it home, leaving a slimy trail of garlic sauce behind you. Then you fall asleep mid-shit on the toilet. @GreyTheTick You awake to the gentle touch of cool porcelain. Your throat and tongue seem to have sprouted hair. One of your eyes is crusted shut 235 am 11 Aug 15 GreyTheTick Know now that this is your heritage and your legacy. You are a man of Britain my son 236 am 11 Aug 15 GreyThe Tick Change your sheets before you go out for a night on the town. It's the best gift you can give your drunk self 239 am 11 Aug
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Beard, Beef, and Drunk: @GreyTheTick The problem with Canada's kebab places is they're too clean and healthy I want a proper British kebab. 208 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in ic sauce 209 am-11 Aug 1 Like I can tell you the kebab I'm eating right now isn't a real kebab because i'm eating it while sober. The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. 220 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Including. Tm shit myself drunk'-ese 220 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS? you ask him. He nods. 221 am-11 Aug 15 He begins shaving "meat off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, 'hoss?" 222 am-11 Aug 1 Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There's no horse in Amir's kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on main street 223 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amirs meat is a heady mix of rat, greyhound and easterm european girls who aren't very good at holding their 224 am-11 Aug 15 氆 @GreyTheTick Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you've already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. 226 am-11 Aug 15 @Grey TheTick Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, Styrofoam. He then adds so muclh garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be 228 am-11 Aug 15 @Grey The Tick Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust 229 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking 2:30 am-11 Aug 1 The next frve minutes look like a mix between the walking dead and a particularly messy bukkake video. @Grey TheTick You pass a young couple, you attempt to smile. You look like you just came off the casting couch with Peter 232 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Eventually you make it home, leaving a slimy trail of garlic sauce behind you. Then you fall asleep mid-shit on the toilet. 233 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick You awake to the gentle touch of cool porcelain. Your throat and tongue seem to have sprouted hair. One of your eyes is crusted shut 235 am-11 Aug 15 Know now that this is your heritage and your legacy. You are a man of Britain my son. 2:36 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Change your sheets before you go out for a night on the town. It's the best gift you can give your drunk self 2:39 am-11 Aug 15
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Beard, Beef, and Drunk: @GreyTheTick The problem with Canada's kebab places is they're too clean and healthy I want a proper British kebab. 208 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in ic sauce 209 am-11 Aug 1 Like I can tell you the kebab I'm eating right now isn't a real kebab because i'm eating it while sober. The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. 220 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Including. Tm shit myself drunk'-ese 220 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS? you ask him. He nods. 221 am-11 Aug 15 He begins shaving "meat off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, 'hoss?" 222 am-11 Aug 1 Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There's no horse in Amir's kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on main street 223 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Amirs meat is a heady mix of rat, greyhound and easterm european girls who aren't very good at holding their 224 am-11 Aug 15 氆 @GreyTheTick Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you've already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. 226 am-11 Aug 15 @Grey TheTick Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, Styrofoam. He then adds so muclh garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be 228 am-11 Aug 15 @Grey The Tick Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust 229 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking 2:30 am-11 Aug 1 The next frve minutes look like a mix between the walking dead and a particularly messy bukkake video. @Grey TheTick You pass a young couple, you attempt to smile. You look like you just came off the casting couch with Peter 232 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Eventually you make it home, leaving a slimy trail of garlic sauce behind you. Then you fall asleep mid-shit on the toilet. 233 am-11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick You awake to the gentle touch of cool porcelain. Your throat and tongue seem to have sprouted hair. One of your eyes is crusted shut 235 am-11 Aug 15 Know now that this is your heritage and your legacy. You are a man of Britain my son. 2:36 am 11 Aug 15 @GreyTheTick Change your sheets before you go out for a night on the town. It's the best gift you can give your drunk self 2:39 am-11 Aug 15
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