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Pumpkin, Wife, and Hash: My wife’s attempt at the hash slinging slasher pumpkin. She killed it!

My wife’s attempt at the hash slinging slasher pumpkin. She killed it!

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Chill, Cute, and Head: dombinic why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh thetaobella You've never heard of The Bog? heartachedreamboy th the what heartachedreamboy #i forget some people dont understand massachusetts EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD punkrorschach This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it's how cranberries grow. Once they're ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested. Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water. heartachedreamboy thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming "BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY", but i appreciate the education, bomberqueen17 oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer. His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog Now, you don't just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such. Well when you're in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don't like it, so they're, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing. So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was "are you cool with spiders?" "You'd be amazed," he said to us, shaking his head a little, "how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I'm asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you're gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you're gonna work a cranberry harvest." 129,044 notes The Berry Bog

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Ass, Bad, and Facebook: Katie Halper O @kthalps Will Alexandria @Ocasio2018 Ocasio- Cortez be able to recover from this hit by a life-long Republican, GOP "strategist" who convinced John McCain to run with Sarah Palin? Steve Schmidt attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for 'dishonest progressivism' - and says it's bad as Trumpism' FS DAVID EDWARDS 27 JUN 2018 AT 10:50 ET Flipboard Facebook Twitter in Linkedin SAVE UP TO 60% THIS MONTH ONLY Pocket Compass Mo... R CHAOS Steve Schmidt appears on MSNBC (screen grab) 6/27/18, 4:52 PM odinsblog: So this is one of the people MSNBC loves to elevate, pass the mic to, and basically parade around as an example of a “good” Republican? The guy who helped the GOP unleash Sarah Palin on American politics? And remember David Brock, the Republican who lied on, and tried to slut sham Anita Hill? LOL, he’s yet *another* DNC surrogate, fundraiser, and trusted Clinton/DNC/DCCC insider. https://www.nytimes.com/2001/06/27/us/book-author-says-he-lied-his-attacks-anita-hill-bid-aid-justice-thomas.html LMAO, centrist Dems STAY tryna rehabilitate Republicans, even as they’re busy attacking progressives. Republicans and corporate Democrats are allies united against a common foe: actual progressives. Establishment Democrats love Republicans and “ex” Republicans more than their own progressive base. Not even a week after her victory, and the allegedly “liberal” network has already started attacking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. This is just mud slinging by centrists. It’s corporate Dems trying to push their hopelessly flawed “horseshoe theory”. Remember, it was centrist Democrats—not Republicans—who coined the phrase “alt-left” so that they could create a false equivalence with the alt-right. Remember kids: “centrists are 50 percent Republican and 25 percent ‘former’ Republican” and that’s 75 percent too much Republican for me. Alexandria Osasio-Cortez is against literally EVERYTHING Trump represents. It’s journalistic malpractice to suggest that they’re even remotely the same. Republicans and centrist Democrats teaming up on cable tv to attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is proof that the Fishhook theory is a lot more accurate than the Horseshoe theory. I’m glad Ocasio kicked their sorry ass old white guy, Joseph what’s-his-face, down the stairs.
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Growing Up, I Bet, and Memes: Wtf it fiat!!! sry fan My momma told me One day I'mma grow up big and I'mma be a king And my poppa told me- It's ok to sing when shit hurts Don't forget your dreams Cuz' they'll get you through this So called life, they call living but I call it strange And I bet I'll do it Cuz' I'm on my way and strong enough that I can shake the pain Mr. sunshine, Mr. rainstorm Meet me in the conference room we need to brainstorm Need some middle ground, need an even keel But you're at war picking sides give me fever chills I'll take em' both like my flu shot broke I need the give and take to keep me out of that moat My head above water thoughts to those lost this week All these tragedies stay on repeat Like we can't shake shit, I can't speak on it Fist to the sky but I can't beat on it Drink in my cup so I'm gon' sip on it Cam newton's prolly pissed, he can't stiff arm em' All these levels of these relative problems And benevolence is elegance for those who can solve them I'm feeling pretty low like I'm stuck at the bottom But I know I'll rebound like the bulls with Rodman I am, just exactly what I will be Just a guy who can rhyme n' chop ill beats One day I'll recover from what ails me Till then I'm on that fuck- what the sales be They talk about death, we're tryna live life While they're signal says left but they really going right But who cares they got nothing to improve upon Meanwhile we past them, fast lane, rubicon So let the shitstorm rang in They try to dap us up, but we just leave em' hanging Yeah- so let em' catch up with the language They can talk shit but you know that we can manage - they say they tired of the metaphors They are only pissed that they never really ready for em' -- so go ahead and get ready for em' Pop another bottle cuz' you gonna' need a steady arm - it's like we're living in the Tron Game Lines are all blurred cuz' we're sippin on the bombay - john stock verse lebron james No competition when you factor in the time change Babe Ruth sucks-- fuck what the books say I could strike him out with 3 pitches in an arm sling Yeah- and we can do anything.
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