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Goblin, Double, and You: When she's givin you the hob goblin nob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker and you feel a finger slip in Hold up

Goblin, Double, and You: When she's givin you the hob
goblin nob slobberin double
decker pecker wrecker and you
feel a finger slip in
Hold up

Goblin, Double, and You: When she's givin you the hob
goblin nob slobberin double
decker pecker wrecker and you
feel a finger slip in
Hold up

Rice, May, and She: AME oU RİCE Warning! Kisses come with a side of slobber...

Rice, May, and She: AME
oU
RİCE
Warning! Kisses come with a side of slobber...

Rice, May, and She: AME
oU
RİCE
Warning! Kisses come with a side of slobber...

Warning! Kisses come with a side of slobber...

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: IF IT DON'T FIT, THE SPIT WILL MAKE IT SLIP!!! @skyscraper nimz Oh my 😳😳 →DM & TAG this to 15 friends for a shoutout😂

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: IF IT DON'T FIT, THE SPIT WILL
MAKE IT SLIP!!!
@skyscraper nimz
Oh my 😳😳 →DM & TAG this to 15 friends for a shoutout😂

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: IF IT DON'T FIT, THE SPIT WILL
MAKE IT SLIP!!!
@skyscraper nimz
Oh my 😳😳 →DM & TAG this to 15 friends for a shoutout😂

Fall, Funny, and News: Eyewitness News@ABC7NY Jan 31 This New Jersey man was arrested after allegedly throwing ice on the ground and faking a slip and fall # NiceTry 7ny.tv/2BctOcC abc7NY “Allegedly” Wait for it.

Fall, Funny, and News: Eyewitness News@ABC7NY Jan 31
This New Jersey man was arrested after allegedly throwing ice on the ground
and faking a slip and fall # NiceTry 7ny.tv/2BctOcC
abc7NY
“Allegedly” Wait for it.

Fall, Funny, and News: Eyewitness News@ABC7NY Jan 31
This New Jersey man was arrested after allegedly throwing ice on the ground
and faking a slip and fall # NiceTry 7ny.tv/2BctOcC
abc7NY
“Allegedly” Wait for it.

Time, Will, and For: f time lets slip a little, perfect hour, Oh, take it-for it will not come ağain

Time, Will, and For: f time lets slip a little,
perfect hour,
Oh, take it-for it will
not come ağain

Time, Will, and For: f time lets slip a little,
perfect hour,
Oh, take it-for it will
not come ağain

Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411 i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm happy peter's sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that's not the case. like there have been many times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger. and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it's still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn't all powerful or always very helpful % transpeter So basically spider sense just gave peter anxiety. honestly i never thought of it like that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd super anxiety romentical radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero! the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety % starkologist I sense a faint smell of danger and-chaos-ensues This isn't your average, every-day anxiety This is Advanced Anxiety Spidey Sense

Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411
i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't
being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm
happy peter's sense went off to danger that
was laughably close to peter. people have this
misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey
films) that his spidey sense will give peter a
heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but
that's not the case. like there have been many
times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really
alert him to danger until the danger is really
close, sometimes close enough that regular
people have already noticed said danger.
and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can
go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat
but COULD be. like a wad of paper being
thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor
that could make him slip. so sometimes peter
just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit
that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is
basically like a really reliable, and sometimes
annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so
cool but it's still a sense not that different
from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it
isn't all powerful or always very helpful
% transpeter
So basically spider sense just
gave peter anxiety.
honestly i never thought of it like
that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd
super anxiety
romentical
radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero!
the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good
teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got
anxiety
% starkologist
I sense a faint smell of danger
and-chaos-ensues
This isn't your average, every-day anxiety
This is
Advanced Anxiety
Spidey Sense

Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411
i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't
being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm
happy peter's sense went off to danger that
was laughably close to peter. people have this
misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey
films) that his spidey sense will give peter a
heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but
that's not the case. like there have been many
times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really
alert him to danger until the danger is really
close, sometimes close enough that regular
people have already noticed said danger.
and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can
go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat
but COULD be. like a wad of paper being
thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor
that could make him slip. so sometimes peter
just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit
that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is
basically like a really reliable, and sometimes
annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so
cool but it's still a sense not that different
from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it
isn't all powerful or always very helpful
% transpeter
So basically spider sense just
gave peter anxiety.
honestly i never thought of it like
that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd
super anxiety
romentical
radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero!
the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good
teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got
anxiety
% starkologist
I sense a faint smell of danger
and-chaos-ensues
This isn't your average, every-day anxiety
This is
Advanced Anxiety
Spidey Sense

Community, Target, and Tumblr: Based on our Community Guidelines this post contains adult content and is now only viewable to you. Nip slip obovoid: shimmervee: obovoid: well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting is it?

Community, Target, and Tumblr: Based on our Community Guidelines this post contains
adult content and is now only viewable to you.
Nip slip
obovoid:
shimmervee:

obovoid:
well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting
is it?

Community, Target, and Tumblr: Based on our Community Guidelines this post contains
adult content and is now only viewable to you.
Nip slip
obovoid:
shimmervee:

obovoid:
well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting
is it?

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Memes, Python, and Page: Uncultured RedditorS who haven't seen MontY Python 0 Monty Python Me 0 memes reaching the front page We’ll always slip past them

Memes, Python, and Page: Uncultured
RedditorS
who haven't
seen MontY
Python
0
Monty
Python Me
0
memes
reaching
the front
page
We’ll always slip past them

Memes, Python, and Page: Uncultured
RedditorS
who haven't
seen MontY
Python
0
Monty
Python Me
0
memes
reaching
the front
page
We’ll always slip past them

We’ll always slip past them

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: Playing CSGO on the plane and headphones slip out* Me: Haha whoop- CSGO:Bomb has been planted! ocravy)a)y Meirl

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: Playing CSGO on the plane and
headphones slip out*
Me: Haha whoop-
CSGO:Bomb has been planted!
ocravy)a)y
Meirl

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: Playing CSGO on the plane and
headphones slip out*
Me: Haha whoop-
CSGO:Bomb has been planted!
ocravy)a)y
Meirl

Meirl

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: "Playing CSGO on the plane and headphones slip out* Me: Haha whoop- CSGO:Bomb has been planted! ocravy)a)y Meirl

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: "Playing CSGO on the plane and
headphones slip out*
Me: Haha whoop-
CSGO:Bomb has been planted!
ocravy)a)y
Meirl

Headphones, MeIRL, and Been: "Playing CSGO on the plane and
headphones slip out*
Me: Haha whoop-
CSGO:Bomb has been planted!
ocravy)a)y
Meirl

Meirl

Memes, Cartoons, and 🤖: She fell down just like in the cartoons What did she slip on?!

Memes, Cartoons, and 🤖: She fell down just like in the
cartoons
What did she slip on?!

Memes, Cartoons, and 🤖: She fell down just like in the
cartoons
What did she slip on?!

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:

bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: pixels-after-dark:

bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

Ass, Crying, and Fire: 00o0 can you read? can i read? can you host? tyleroakley: elionking: the-artificem: he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass oh he can read alright

Ass, Crying, and Fire: 00o0
can you read?

can i read? can you host?
tyleroakley:

elionking:

the-artificem:

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

oh he can read alright

Ass, Crying, and Fire: 00o0
can you read?

can i read? can you host?
tyleroakley:

elionking:

the-artificem:

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

oh he can read alright

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM since 1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 18:9 livebloggingmydescentintomadness And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away beachfox Jesus, how can l avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies? Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore? wut What? Shouldn't you tell them to... stop dressing like that or something?" "Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind yourself. Uh. Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing. dinosaurrainbowstarfish He goes on for like several examples too How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when..they're dressin like that?" Cut it off. wut" Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand. wut" What corporationsarepeople "Did I fucking stutter? Did I fucking stutter??

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since 1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can l avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?
wut
What?
Shouldn't you tell them to... stop dressing like that or something?"
"Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind
yourself.
Uh.
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing.
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when..they're dressin like
that?"
Cut it off.
wut"
Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut"
What
corporationsarepeople
"Did I fucking stutter?
Did I fucking stutter??

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since 1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can l avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?
wut
What?
Shouldn't you tell them to... stop dressing like that or something?"
"Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind
yourself.
Uh.
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing.
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when..they're dressin like
that?"
Cut it off.
wut"
Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut"
What
corporationsarepeople
"Did I fucking stutter?
Did I fucking stutter??

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM since1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 18:9 livebloggingmydescentintomadness And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away beachfox Jesus, how can l avold sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?1 Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore?" wut What? Shouldnt you tell them to.. stop dressing like that or something? Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind yourselt Uh Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing. dinosaurrainbowstarfish He goes on for like several examples too "How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when. they're dressin like that? Cut it off wut "Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand. wut What 豳corporationsarepeople Did I fucking stutter?" Jesus wants us to respect women

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna_bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can l avold sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?1
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?"
wut
What?
Shouldnt you tell them to.. stop dressing like that or something?
Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind
yourselt
Uh
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing.
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
"How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when. they're dressin like
that?
Cut it off
wut
"Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut
What
豳corporationsarepeople
Did I fucking stutter?"
Jesus wants us to respect women

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna_bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can l avold sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?1
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?"
wut
What?
Shouldnt you tell them to.. stop dressing like that or something?
Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy Go on, blind
yourselt
Uh
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing.
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
"How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when. they're dressin like
that?
Cut it off
wut
"Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut
What
豳corporationsarepeople
Did I fucking stutter?"
Jesus wants us to respect women

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM since1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 18:9 livebloggingmydescentintomadness And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away beachfox Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies? Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore?" wut What? Shouldn't you tell them to. stop dressing like that or something? "Don't see why It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself. Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing dinosaurrainbowstarfish He goes on for like several examples too "How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when they're dressin like that? Cut it off wut" Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand. wut" What" . corporationsarepeople Did I fucking stutter? Attone to your sins

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?"
wut
What?
Shouldn't you tell them to. stop dressing like that or something?
"Don't see why It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind
yourself.
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
"How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when they're dressin like
that?
Cut it off
wut"
Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut"
What"
. corporationsarepeople
Did I fucking stutter?
Attone to your sins

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
since1938
My man Jesus
goddessolga
What story is that?
ffermented-salmonella
Matthew 18:9
livebloggingmydescentintomadness
And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away
beachfox
Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hüssies keep revealing the fact that
they have bodies?
Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have
to see all those bodies anymore?"
wut
What?
Shouldn't you tell them to. stop dressing like that or something?
"Don't see why It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a
fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind
yourself.
Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they re wearing
dinosaurrainbowstarfish
He goes on for like several examples too
"How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when they're dressin like
that?
Cut it off
wut"
Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand.
wut"
What"
. corporationsarepeople
Did I fucking stutter?
Attone to your sins

Be Like, College, and The Grinch: COLLEGE STUDENTS BE LIKE 4:00-wallowin self-pity. 6:30-dinner with me. I can't cancel that again 7:00- wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness I never knew how much I related to the Grinch until I watched it a few days ago

Be Like, College, and The Grinch: COLLEGE STUDENTS BE LIKE
4:00-wallowin self-pity.
6:30-dinner with me. I can't cancel that again
7:00- wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked
If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed
stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
I never knew how much I related to the Grinch until I watched it a few days ago

Be Like, College, and The Grinch: COLLEGE STUDENTS BE LIKE
4:00-wallowin self-pity.
6:30-dinner with me. I can't cancel that again
7:00- wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked
If I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed
stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
I never knew how much I related to the Grinch until I watched it a few days ago

I never knew how much I related to the Grinch until I watched it a few days ago

Funny, Just Do It, and Life: debrides I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. autisticcole I'm glad there's a teacher version of "accidentally called teacher 'mom" hermionegranger when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people "my lord" Source: debrides 68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Funny, Just Do It, and Life: debrides
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for
three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip
and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate
object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they
unthinkingly just do it.
autisticcole
I'm glad there's a teacher version
of "accidentally called teacher 'mom"
hermionegranger
when I worked at Medieval Times
occasionally I would slip in real life and call
people "my lord"
Source: debrides
68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Funny, Just Do It, and Life: debrides
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for
three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip
and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate
object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they
unthinkingly just do it.
autisticcole
I'm glad there's a teacher version
of "accidentally called teacher 'mom"
hermionegranger
when I worked at Medieval Times
occasionally I would slip in real life and call
people "my lord"
Source: debrides
68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Elf, Memes, and True: My perfect date? We match on Hinge. We skip the small talk and agree to meet up. You see me for the first time and you tell me I look better in person. We order dinner and hit it off immediately. We skip dessert and go back to my place. I slip into a holiday onesie and we watch Elf. @hinge Dreams do come true. Follow @hinge for a chance to win HingeForTheHolidays Sweepstakes! hingepartner

Elf, Memes, and True: My perfect date? We match on Hinge.
We skip the small talk and agree to meet
up. You see me for the first time and you
tell me I look better in person. We order
dinner and hit it off immediately. We skip
dessert and go back to my place. I slip
into a holiday onesie and we watch Elf.
@hinge
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We skip the small talk and agree to meet
up. You see me for the first time and you
tell me I look better in person. We order
dinner and hit it off immediately. We skip
dessert and go back to my place. I slip
into a holiday onesie and we watch Elf.
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Memes, Prison, and How To: How to lift a Heavy Box safely: Do NOT try to lift the box using your back You may injure yourself and you will go to prison. Instead, you must slip gently down between your thighs, like so: Pro tip

Memes, Prison, and How To: How to lift a Heavy Box safely:
Do NOT try to lift the
box using your back
You may injure yourself
and you will go to prison.
Instead, you must
slip gently down
between your
thighs, like so:
Pro tip

Memes, Prison, and How To: How to lift a Heavy Box safely:
Do NOT try to lift the
box using your back
You may injure yourself
and you will go to prison.
Instead, you must
slip gently down
between your
thighs, like so:
Pro tip

Pro tip

Just Do It, Life, and Teacher: debrides I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. autisticcole I'm glad there's a teacher version of "accidentally called teacher 'mom" hermionegranger when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people "my lord" Source: debrides Autopilot

Just Do It, Life, and Teacher: debrides
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for
three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip
and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate
object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they
unthinkingly just do it.
autisticcole
I'm glad there's a teacher version
of "accidentally called teacher 'mom"
hermionegranger
when I worked at Medieval Times
occasionally I would slip in real life and call
people "my lord"
Source: debrides
Autopilot

Just Do It, Life, and Teacher: debrides
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for
three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip
and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate
object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they
unthinkingly just do it.
autisticcole
I'm glad there's a teacher version
of "accidentally called teacher 'mom"
hermionegranger
when I worked at Medieval Times
occasionally I would slip in real life and call
people "my lord"
Source: debrides
Autopilot

Autopilot

Comfortable, Memes, and Sexy: whenever i'm feeling sexy like to Slip into something more comfortable like a trashcan

Comfortable, Memes, and Sexy: whenever i'm
feeling sexy
like to
Slip into
something more
comfortable
like a trashcan

Comfortable, Memes, and Sexy: whenever i'm
feeling sexy
like to
Slip into
something more
comfortable
like a trashcan

Top, She, and Slip: When she on top and it slips out and misses the re-entry Slip the tip

Top, She, and Slip: When she on top and it slips out and
misses the re-entry
Slip the tip

Top, She, and Slip: When she on top and it slips out and
misses the re-entry
Slip the tip

Slip the tip

Dank, Memes, and Tumblr: When she's blowing you and she tries to slip a finger up your bum, but you already have a buttplug "Did you réally think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?" danktoday: meirl by Nervensaegewerk MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Tumblr: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
danktoday:

meirl by Nervensaegewerk
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Tumblr: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
danktoday:

meirl by Nervensaegewerk
MORE MEMES

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to slip a finger up your bum, but you already have a buttplug "Did you réally think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?" meirl

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
meirl

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
meirl

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to slip a finger up your bum, but you already have a buttplug "Did you réally think I would leave the hyperdrive unguarded?" meirl

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
meirl

MeIRL, She, and Think: When she's blowing you and she tries to
slip a finger up your bum, but you
already have a buttplug
"Did you réally think I would leave
the hyperdrive unguarded?"
meirl

Being Alone, Life, and Signs: The last signs of life slip over the horizon. Finally, I am alone with my crimes, unrepentant.

Being Alone, Life, and Signs: The last signs of life
slip over the horizon.
Finally, I am alone with my crimes,
unrepentant.

Being Alone, Life, and Signs: The last signs of life
slip over the horizon.
Finally, I am alone with my crimes,
unrepentant.

Amazon, Beautiful, and Tumblr: MAX 1.7L 1.0L 0.5L MIN PERLITY Perfect Quality MA 1.7L 1.0L 0.5L MIN PERLITY Perfect Qualicy fashion222fashion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Perlity-Electric-Portable-Boiling-Automatic/dp/B07CTMP29F/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8qid=1543197540sr=8-16keywords=glass+electric+kettle High quality-The kettle is made of borosilicate glass and has the characteristics of high temperature resistance, high strength, high hardness, and high light transmittance. Without BPA, there is no odor during use. Safety-Ergonomic handles, anti-slip grips and insulated handles, no need to worry about slipping and scalding from your hands. Fast-With 2000W rapid heating function, 1.7L water capacity boil takes only 5-6 minutes. Ingenious design -With LED lighting indicator, more beautiful and more modern. Convenient -Built-in 360-degree rotating base, left and right hands can be used, more convenient operation.

Amazon, Beautiful, and Tumblr: MAX
1.7L
1.0L
0.5L
MIN
PERLITY
Perfect Quality

MA
1.7L
1.0L
0.5L
MIN
PERLITY
Perfect Qualicy
fashion222fashion:
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High quality-The kettle is made of borosilicate glass and has the characteristics of high temperature resistance, high strength, high hardness, and high light transmittance. Without BPA, there is no odor during use.
Safety-Ergonomic handles, anti-slip grips and insulated handles, no need to worry about slipping and scalding from your hands.
Fast-With 2000W rapid heating function, 1.7L water capacity boil takes only 5-6 minutes.
Ingenious design -With LED lighting indicator, more beautiful and more modern.
Convenient -Built-in 360-degree rotating base, left and right hands can be used, more convenient operation.

Amazon, Beautiful, and Tumblr: MAX
1.7L
1.0L
0.5L
MIN
PERLITY
Perfect Quality

MA
1.7L
1.0L
0.5L
MIN
PERLITY
Perfect Qualicy
fashion222fashion:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Perlity-Electric-Portable-Boiling-Automatic/dp/B07CTMP29F/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8qid=1543197540sr=8-16keywords=glass+electric+kettle

High quality-The kettle is made of borosilicate glass and has the characteristics of high temperature resistance, high strength, high hardness, and high light transmittance. Without BPA, there is no odor during use.
Safety-Ergonomic handles, anti-slip grips and insulated handles, no need to worry about slipping and scalding from your hands.
Fast-With 2000W rapid heating function, 1.7L water capacity boil takes only 5-6 minutes.
Ingenious design -With LED lighting indicator, more beautiful and more modern.
Convenient -Built-in 360-degree rotating base, left and right hands can be used, more convenient operation.

fashion222fashion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Perlity-Electric-Portable-Boiling-Automatic/dp/B07CTMP29F/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8qid=1543197540sr=8-...

Dank, Hookers, and Boots: This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it. Slip a dollar in that eyebrow. This is Alonzo Lerone btw.

Dank, Hookers, and Boots: This fool said my eyebrows look like
some stripper doing a split in some
hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
Slip a dollar in that eyebrow.

This is Alonzo Lerone btw.

Dank, Hookers, and Boots: This fool said my eyebrows look like
some stripper doing a split in some
hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
Slip a dollar in that eyebrow.

This is Alonzo Lerone btw.

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE. NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat reference

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

reference

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

reference

Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: bob-artist: bob-artist: Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD Shame on all of you for encouraging him. He’s too powerful now.

Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: bob-artist:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
Shame on all of you for encouraging him.
He’s too powerful now.

Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: bob-artist:
bob-artist:
Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
Shame on all of you for encouraging him.
He’s too powerful now.

Memes, Thanksgiving, and Pinterest: May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner somee cards "May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner." #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmemes #funnymemes #memes #thanksgivingquotes #quotes #funnyquotes Follow us on Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/yourtango

Memes, Thanksgiving, and Pinterest: May none of your
real feelings slip out at
Thanksgiving dinner
somee cards
"May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner." #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmemes #funnymemes #memes #thanksgivingquotes #quotes #funnyquotes Follow us on Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/yourtango

Memes, Thanksgiving, and Pinterest: May none of your
real feelings slip out at
Thanksgiving dinner
somee cards
"May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner." #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmemes #funnymemes #memes #thanksgivingquotes #quotes #funnyquotes Follow us on Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/yourtango

"May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner." #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmemes #funnymemes #memes #thanksgivingquotes #q...

Life, Break, and Heart: It's a Pisces Thing ZodiacThing.co PISCES will not allow you to treat them badly.They won't confront you, they will just slowly slip out of your life. Don't underestimate the power of a Pisces to break your heart without saying a word PISCES February 19 to March 20)

Life, Break, and Heart: It's a Pisces Thing
ZodiacThing.co
PISCES will not allow you to
treat them badly.They won't
confront you, they will just
slowly slip out of your life.
Don't underestimate the power
of a Pisces to break your heart
without saying a word
PISCES
February 19 to March 20)

Life, Break, and Heart: It's a Pisces Thing
ZodiacThing.co
PISCES will not allow you to
treat them badly.They won't
confront you, they will just
slowly slip out of your life.
Don't underestimate the power
of a Pisces to break your heart
without saying a word
PISCES
February 19 to March 20)

Ass, Bless Up, and Boo: Oh hello! I didn't see you there! @DrSmashlove OH HELLO U! LEMME KISS YOU BOO BOO 😍😂😂 [p.s. Not shot in Chicago, where it is currently sludgy den a MF and people literally out here like they forgot how to drive, slip and sliding into ditches like they ain’t seen snow before. YALL BE CAREFUL YA HEARD! WE GOT A FEW MO MONTHS OF THIS! DONT GO CRUMPLING UP THE TESLA THE FIRST COT DAMN DAY OF SNOW SENDING THAT ISPENSIVE ASS BATTERY FLYIN OUT THE BOTTOM - PACE YASELVES! SMASH WORRIED ABOUT U! SLOW DOWN! BLESS UP 😍😂😂]

Ass, Bless Up, and Boo: Oh hello! I didn't see you there!
@DrSmashlove
OH HELLO U! LEMME KISS YOU BOO BOO 😍😂😂 [p.s. Not shot in Chicago, where it is currently sludgy den a MF and people literally out here like they forgot how to drive, slip and sliding into ditches like they ain’t seen snow before. YALL BE CAREFUL YA HEARD! WE GOT A FEW MO MONTHS OF THIS! DONT GO CRUMPLING UP THE TESLA THE FIRST COT DAMN DAY OF SNOW SENDING THAT ISPENSIVE ASS BATTERY FLYIN OUT THE BOTTOM - PACE YASELVES! SMASH WORRIED ABOUT U! SLOW DOWN! BLESS UP 😍😂😂]

Ass, Bless Up, and Boo: Oh hello! I didn't see you there!
@DrSmashlove
OH HELLO U! LEMME KISS YOU BOO BOO 😍😂😂 [p.s. Not shot in Chicago, where it is currently sludgy den a MF and people literally out here like they forgot how to drive, slip and sliding into ditches like they ain’t seen snow before. YALL BE CAREFUL YA HEARD! WE GOT A FEW MO MONTHS OF THIS! DONT GO CRUMPLING UP THE TESLA THE FIRST COT DAMN DAY OF SNOW SENDING THAT ISPENSIVE ASS BATTERY FLYIN OUT THE BOTTOM - PACE YASELVES! SMASH WORRIED ABOUT U! SLOW DOWN! BLESS UP 😍😂😂]

Life, Wine, and Mean: Sip Slip: when you mean to take a sip of your wine and accidentally down the whole glass Story of my life

Life, Wine, and Mean: Sip Slip:
when you mean to take a sip
of your wine and accidentally
down the whole glass
Story of my life

Life, Wine, and Mean: Sip Slip:
when you mean to take a sip
of your wine and accidentally
down the whole glass
Story of my life

Story of my life

Comfortable, Fuck, and University: University is stressing me the fuck out, just wanna relax and slip into something more comfortable, like a coma SP

Comfortable, Fuck, and University: University is stressing me the fuck out,
just wanna relax and slip into something
more comfortable, like a coma
SP

Comfortable, Fuck, and University: University is stressing me the fuck out,
just wanna relax and slip into something
more comfortable, like a coma
SP

Secret, Bruce Wayne, and Rare: BATMA In a rare moment of weakness, Bruce Wayne accidentally lets his secret slip.

Secret, Bruce Wayne, and Rare: BATMA
In a rare moment of weakness, Bruce Wayne accidentally lets his secret slip.

Secret, Bruce Wayne, and Rare: BATMA
In a rare moment of weakness, Bruce Wayne accidentally lets his secret slip.

In a rare moment of weakness, Bruce Wayne accidentally lets his secret slip.

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!” “Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?” “wut” “What?” “Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?” “Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.” “Uh….” “Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.” He goes on for like several examples too. “How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?” “Cut it off.” “wut” “Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.” “wut” “What” “Did I fucking stutter?”

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna_bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions
@anna_bayla
My favorite bible story is when instead
of telling women to dress modestly,
Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
plucking their eyes out
5/13/16, 1:44 AM
986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life

Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41
.d 70% 1:17 AM
Saturday 1140 PM
all i want to know
is if that pic is photoshopped
oh fuck wait the rest of them are i
didn't even notice that
Or maybe l actually died in a selfie
related shark attack
In 2018 anything's possible
fr tho
you got some quality photoshop skills
Though my usual Tinder claim to fame
is my poetry writing
Gimme a format pick between
Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss
poem and then l'd need a topic
oh shit
seuss for sure
write aboutittt
stupid frat boys
Today 1:13 AM
At Who University's campus downtown,
studious students awaited sundown
For during the day they're the learning
ish sort.
but after night fell? Watch Fraternity
At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu
a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped
into view
A stack of red cups looming tall on his
the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls
He saw a lone girl and assessed her
cup size
and then, in this order, gawked ass,
chest and eyes
He waltzed in on over and offered her
and said "come with me, oh the places
you'll cum!
They snuck to a bedroom and passed
Mister Grinch
whose hazing machine dragged six
pledges by winch.
Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges
and doubly increased their fraternity
Just by the hazing in haze of his own,
the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned.
A pledge wandered up.. 'there's
something I need.
The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the
We ve got Xannys and Mollys and
cocaine galore
and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4
There's indicas, indigos, everywhich
and every eigth bought, have a free hit
of speed
Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill
and then followed up with Pill Red and
Pill Blue
His world washed away as he tripped
for three hours
hearing small voices that spoke from
puff fiowers.
The Cat in the Frat roled off well
what's-her-name
and let her slip out with red visible
He looked at his sheets and saw stains
left by beer,
and thought should I was them? Oh,
maybe next year
He'd wanted a girl from each stop on
Srat Row
with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more
to go,
He put back the condom he told her
he'd wear
And then set on foot for the cleanup
The party had ended and Whos had
gone home,
with red cup footsteps creaking sticky
beer foam
Sprawled on the floor was that poor
Sam I Am,
and someone's puked-up rancid green
eggs and ham.
The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning
which rolled and ka-sputtered its way
through the scene
Its arms and gloved hands dusted
swept, and wipe dried
and even did know to turn Sam on his
At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu,
The party lifecycle began thus anew.
Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday
drew near...
The Cat had to run and go buy some
more beer
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING
OH MY FUCKINF GOD
I LVOE YOU
Type a message
Frat Life

Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41
.d 70% 1:17 AM
Saturday 1140 PM
all i want to know
is if that pic is photoshopped
oh fuck wait the rest of them are i
didn't even notice that
Or maybe l actually died in a selfie
related shark attack
In 2018 anything's possible
fr tho
you got some quality photoshop skills
Though my usual Tinder claim to fame
is my poetry writing
Gimme a format pick between
Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss
poem and then l'd need a topic
oh shit
seuss for sure
write aboutittt
stupid frat boys
Today 1:13 AM
At Who University's campus downtown,
studious students awaited sundown
For during the day they're the learning
ish sort.
but after night fell? Watch Fraternity
At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu
a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped
into view
A stack of red cups looming tall on his
the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls
He saw a lone girl and assessed her
cup size
and then, in this order, gawked ass,
chest and eyes
He waltzed in on over and offered her
and said "come with me, oh the places
you'll cum!
They snuck to a bedroom and passed
Mister Grinch
whose hazing machine dragged six
pledges by winch.
Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges
and doubly increased their fraternity
Just by the hazing in haze of his own,
the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned.
A pledge wandered up.. 'there's
something I need.
The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the
We ve got Xannys and Mollys and
cocaine galore
and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4
There's indicas, indigos, everywhich
and every eigth bought, have a free hit
of speed
Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill
and then followed up with Pill Red and
Pill Blue
His world washed away as he tripped
for three hours
hearing small voices that spoke from
puff fiowers.
The Cat in the Frat roled off well
what's-her-name
and let her slip out with red visible
He looked at his sheets and saw stains
left by beer,
and thought should I was them? Oh,
maybe next year
He'd wanted a girl from each stop on
Srat Row
with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more
to go,
He put back the condom he told her
he'd wear
And then set on foot for the cleanup
The party had ended and Whos had
gone home,
with red cup footsteps creaking sticky
beer foam
Sprawled on the floor was that poor
Sam I Am,
and someone's puked-up rancid green
eggs and ham.
The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning
which rolled and ka-sputtered its way
through the scene
Its arms and gloved hands dusted
swept, and wipe dried
and even did know to turn Sam on his
At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu,
The party lifecycle began thus anew.
Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday
drew near...
The Cat had to run and go buy some
more beer
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING
OH MY FUCKINF GOD
I LVOE YOU
Type a message
Frat Life

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GET ANY WORSE?!
SLIP
SICK FLIP, DUDE!
AMAZING!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
CLAP
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MY WORK HERE IS DONE
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THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ERIK BLOMBERG
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When life give you a hand

Dude, Life, and Work: COULD TODAY
GET ANY WORSE?!
SLIP
SICK FLIP, DUDE!
AMAZING!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
CLAP
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Fall, Family, and Work: at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls
them "the mafia" it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere
someone over the radios will say "we're sending in the mafia" and then three huskies
barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg
[incoherent high-pitched squealing]

Fall, Family, and Work: at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls
them "the mafia" it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere
someone over the radios will say "we're sending in the mafia" and then three huskies
barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg
[incoherent high-pitched squealing]

[incoherent high-pitched squealing]

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Gucci Limited
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purple
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Blue Pillow Case,
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Gucci Limited
Pinstripe Socks,
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purple
Louis Vuitton
Oak Slip-On
Clogs, $799
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Dope, Friendzone, and Memes: When you've been chilling in the
friendzone and she finally dumps
her bf
@pop_smoke official
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

Dope, Friendzone, and Memes: When you've been chilling in the
friendzone and she finally dumps
her bf
@pop_smoke official
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

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4G-1 20% O 10:17 PM
Today 9:10 PM
I can think of a couple activities
that we could do to see just how
good of shape you are in;)
Today 10:01 PM
Is one Mario Cart?
Or something more sinister. Like,
we'll go out for drinks and you'll slip
something in my Surge soda, then
play it off like T've had one too many
and put me in your car, where you'll
administer a heavy sedative that
will keep me under for the 16 hour
plane ride back to your hometown
of Smolynsk, Russia. Where youll
use the fact that I'm alone in a new
city and mildly addicted to the drug
cocktail you administered to force
me into a life of wrestling prized
Russian fighting bears for hours to
entertain your oligarch friends and
make a name for yourself amongst
the wealthy and powerful? Because
it's a really bad time in my life
become a Prized Russian Be
Fighting Slave.
to
ar
Sent
GIF
Type a message.
Cant win em all boys.

Being Alone, Bad, and Friends: e
4G-1 20% O 10:17 PM
Today 9:10 PM
I can think of a couple activities
that we could do to see just how
good of shape you are in;)
Today 10:01 PM
Is one Mario Cart?
Or something more sinister. Like,
we'll go out for drinks and you'll slip
something in my Surge soda, then
play it off like T've had one too many
and put me in your car, where you'll
administer a heavy sedative that
will keep me under for the 16 hour
plane ride back to your hometown
of Smolynsk, Russia. Where youll
use the fact that I'm alone in a new
city and mildly addicted to the drug
cocktail you administered to force
me into a life of wrestling prized
Russian fighting bears for hours to
entertain your oligarch friends and
make a name for yourself amongst
the wealthy and powerful? Because
it's a really bad time in my life
become a Prized Russian Be
Fighting Slave.
to
ar
Sent
GIF
Type a message.
Cant win em all boys.

Cant win em all boys.

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Amazon, College, and Shoes: 0 0 .11 996 16:46 PM
-o amazon
0
Size: 11 US Men's /13 US Women'sColor: Black
I hate these shoes. Yes, I gave a five star rating
and I hate them. I'm a cook and I have to wear
non-slip footwear to work. I have tried MANY
different non-slip shoes over the course of a
decade and these are the most reliable, easiest
to clean, affordable and utilitarian shoes l've
found. My feet never hurt. Let me repeat that.
My feet NEVER hurt. But here's the thing. These
shoes are so ugly. I hate wearing them. And they
do not breathe at all. But they allow me to do
my job without having to worry about my feet
and that is legitimately all I can really ask of a
work shoe. So I will continue to order these
stupid shoes every 9-12 months when the non
slip bottom wears out until I graduate from
college and can FINALLY tell the company for
whom I work to suck it.
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Amazon, College, and Shoes: 0 0 .11 996 16:46 PM
-o amazon
0
Size: 11 US Men's /13 US Women'sColor: Black
I hate these shoes. Yes, I gave a five star rating
and I hate them. I'm a cook and I have to wear
non-slip footwear to work. I have tried MANY
different non-slip shoes over the course of a
decade and these are the most reliable, easiest
to clean, affordable and utilitarian shoes l've
found. My feet never hurt. Let me repeat that.
My feet NEVER hurt. But here's the thing. These
shoes are so ugly. I hate wearing them. And they
do not breathe at all. But they allow me to do
my job without having to worry about my feet
and that is legitimately all I can really ask of a
work shoe. So I will continue to order these
stupid shoes every 9-12 months when the non
slip bottom wears out until I graduate from
college and can FINALLY tell the company for
whom I work to suck it.
288 people found this helpful
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White People, Canada, and Chinese: Damn white people and their
*draws slip of paper out of hat*
Chinese people
VICE Canada
@vicecanada
Racist and white supremacist ideas
have become more visible among the
Chinese Canadian right.
強行安置
流氓行事!
Oh boy

White People, Canada, and Chinese: Damn white people and their
*draws slip of paper out of hat*
Chinese people
VICE Canada
@vicecanada
Racist and white supremacist ideas
have become more visible among the
Chinese Canadian right.
強行安置
流氓行事!
Oh boy

Oh boy

Amazon, College, and Shoes: 0 0 .11 996 16:46 PM -o amazon 0 Size: 11 US Men's /13 US Women'sColor: Black I hate these shoes. Yes, I gave a five star rating and I hate them. I'm a cook and I have to wear non-slip footwear to work. I have tried MANY different non-slip shoes over the course of a decade and these are the most reliable, easiest to clean, affordable and utilitarian shoes l've found. My feet never hurt. Let me repeat that. My feet NEVER hurt. But here's the thing. These shoes are so ugly. I hate wearing them. And they do not breathe at all. But they allow me to do my job without having to worry about my feet and that is legitimately all I can really ask of a work shoe. So I will continue to order these stupid shoes every 9-12 months when the non slip bottom wears out until I graduate from college and can FINALLY tell the company for whom I work to suck it. 288 people found this helpful Helpful Not Helpful Report This Amazon Review

Amazon, College, and Shoes: 0 0 .11 996 16:46 PM
-o amazon
0
Size: 11 US Men's /13 US Women'sColor: Black
I hate these shoes. Yes, I gave a five star rating
and I hate them. I'm a cook and I have to wear
non-slip footwear to work. I have tried MANY
different non-slip shoes over the course of a
decade and these are the most reliable, easiest
to clean, affordable and utilitarian shoes l've
found. My feet never hurt. Let me repeat that.
My feet NEVER hurt. But here's the thing. These
shoes are so ugly. I hate wearing them. And they
do not breathe at all. But they allow me to do
my job without having to worry about my feet
and that is legitimately all I can really ask of a
work shoe. So I will continue to order these
stupid shoes every 9-12 months when the non
slip bottom wears out until I graduate from
college and can FINALLY tell the company for
whom I work to suck it.
288 people found this helpful
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Amazon, College, and Shoes: 0 0 .11 996 16:46 PM
-o amazon
0
Size: 11 US Men's /13 US Women'sColor: Black
I hate these shoes. Yes, I gave a five star rating
and I hate them. I'm a cook and I have to wear
non-slip footwear to work. I have tried MANY
different non-slip shoes over the course of a
decade and these are the most reliable, easiest
to clean, affordable and utilitarian shoes l've
found. My feet never hurt. Let me repeat that.
My feet NEVER hurt. But here's the thing. These
shoes are so ugly. I hate wearing them. And they
do not breathe at all. But they allow me to do
my job without having to worry about my feet
and that is legitimately all I can really ask of a
work shoe. So I will continue to order these
stupid shoes every 9-12 months when the non
slip bottom wears out until I graduate from
college and can FINALLY tell the company for
whom I work to suck it.
288 people found this helpful
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