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Birthday, Crazy, and Dad: My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that I had a mosin nagant.... but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot IS The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every nd of shotgun shell possible for my shotgun and to buy large quantities. I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 inch magnums, a shit load of slugs and a fuck of birdshot. Then we go out to the desert and he has me fire the rounds one at a time to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? Shit nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this shit actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky shit in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? Fuck bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch shit, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire shit out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more fucking around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the ontroller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals occasionally cackling maniacally Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire...
Birthday, Crazy, and Dad: My dad growing up didn't care to learn to shoot, outside of boyscouts. He didn't like that I had a mosin nagant.... but he thinks my AK is really cool and within 5 minutes of seeing my cz 75 said "You need to teach me to shoot IS The problem is I foolishly showed him some slow motion videos of crazy handloads for shotgun shells on youtube. The next day he took me to walmart and told me to buy every nd of shotgun shell possible for my shotgun and to buy large quantities. I end up with 50 rounds of 2 and 3/4 inch buck, 50 rounds of 3 inch magnums, a shit load of slugs and a fuck of birdshot. Then we go out to the desert and he has me fire the rounds one at a time to observe the shotcap. He takes all the birdshot and then tells me I can keep the rest He took the rounds of birdshot to the garage emptied the shot out and took apart a few shells. Once he brained out how the wad and shotcup worked, then the handloads began Metallic sodium canister shot? Hits water and then BOOM! Dragon's breath? Shit nigguh, he makes tons of it, and unlike the crappy $5 a pop shells this shit actually starts fires like crazy because he puts sticky shit in it to hold clumps of burning magnesium together? Bolo? Fuck bolo, he just took small chain and coiled it up inside. He calls it THE DEATH NET He also realized he could use the pressure of a blank to launch shit, so he bought a separate barrel and built some sort of ghetto Chechen grenade launcher to fire shit out of. He took a 3 inch shell, poured the shot out and used the wad and powder to fire a tennis ball at me, it missed and put a massive dent in my car. He took it camping with him to show his friends, and took a pot shot with a road flare at one of the helicopter tours. He's also loaded shotgun shells with confetti for surprising people I bought a Remington 887 to give to him on his birthday, once he figures out what NITRO MAG means, and that 3.5 inch shells give him more fucking around capacity it will mean my poor little Norinco can go back to normalcy while he tries to see if he can get a shotgun to fire wooden stakes to hunt vampires with I was terrified when he was playing borderlands with me and got a shotgun that fired acidic shot. He just put down the ontroller after melting a dude and went to go pour through his various chemistry journals occasionally cackling maniacally Theres a certain amount of fear and pride when you are hiking with your dad and suddenly you hear a boom and a squirrel runs past you while on fire...
Bad, Beautiful, and Crazy: And On That Day, They Say That The Spirit Of OGUN Came Down @PapaTututyru @Hendrix.Brown Liwe.wascaves Via @we.wascaves And the NEW.... World Wrestling Federation intercontinental champion of the world.... Hailing from the deepest blackest parts of the "I don't give a fuck" nation.... The excellence of execution.... Bad Neeeeews Johnny.... ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅ‡ The best there is.... The best there was.... And the best there ever will be.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ *Tony Schiavone voice* That was a textbook belly to belly belly to back side suplex with a twist right there Jim Ross. Definitely shades of a young Ron Simmons, Butch Reed or Ahmed Johnson. Bad News Johnny is definitely one of the most sound technical wrestlers out here in these streets fuckin up police ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Man, I'm in here hollin! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I was crying and laughing the whole time making this shit so if y'all don't like it idgaf because this shit is hilarious to ME dawg! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I had to put the old school wrestling slow motion replay on this hoe to let y'all really SEE how CLEAN that belly to back suplex truly was fam.... Fucking.... Beautiful.... Kinda looked like a side gut wrench suplex too on the cool....๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” HendrixBrown nochill picoftheday photooftheday repost hiphop instagood lol lmao crazycaucs FUCKthepolice BlackPower instafunny wow crazy Voodoo BlackMagick wewascaves Brujeria wewuzkangz whitepeoplewednesday BlackPeople Melanin funnymemes funnyshit funnyvideos wrestling wwe Ogun BlackMen

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Bad, Bitch, and Dumb: Be me 36 living with my 22 year old wife in bumfuck nowhere Montana call her up and tell her I'll be late coming home from work >She's a City girl not used to living in a country side sparsely populated town >hits about 2am and she calls me and is freaking out about hearing human like screams and red eyes in the window tell her the red eyes are probably an owl and the screams, well it's either a badger or might be a fox >she still keeps freaking out I'll be home in 20 minutes fatal mistake was telling her to load the double barrel just to be safe too tired to focus I make my way home fatal mistake 2 was going in through the back door >fatal mistake 3 was not announcing myself as I'm opening the back door, everything just goes into slow motion and my ears start ringing I feel like a car just head on collision with my car fly a couple feet and as I fall it hit me this dumb City bitch just killed me >"OH MY GOD BABY!! I JUST KILLED MY HUSBAND!! BABY STAY WITH ME!!" luckily she was a shit shot and only hit me right side chest and shoulder area but the pain was so bad when I passed out I legitimately thought I was dead/dying wife isn't as stupid though she manages to slow down the bleeding with duct tape and a shit ton of gauze from our survival kit by the time I wake up in the hospital, sheriff asks me if I want my wife arrested. She's been demanding they take her to prison if I don't make it no it's cool she's a dumb City bitch but she's my dumb City bitch
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