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Bad Day, Bunnies, and Memes: INCASE UR HAVING A BAD DAY LOOK AT THIS DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY @DrSmashlove ζ–―ε±± Ladies I swear y'all are partly ninja by nature, lemme explain. U crash with a girl for two days. U with her every second of the day. U tracking her every movement. Y'all in a cot damn remote cabin in the woods. The girl will not poop in front of u. Not in the room. Not anywhere else. Did she literally poop on some leaves in the forest? Who knows. She a ninja, and she move like one. She'll have u thinking she litchrally don't poop - like she eat solid food and it evaporate out of her skin particles. Bruh u could be on vacation with a girl in the Philippines, find some weed, smoke it, get busted, get thrown in a prison cell WITH your bae, and she ain't gon poop in that prison cell. She gon wait till u schleep, blow the prison guard in exchange for access to the officer's bathroom, poop there, and then come back and u wake up and u like "baby...it's been six days...it's ok...u can poop" and she just like "LOL no baby I'm good I don't have to go! β˜ΊοΈπŸ’•" Nah but lemme be clear. U get serious with this girl. Y'all get comfortable. Maybe y'all hit the two year point. U gon wake up in a hotel with her. Actually u ain't gon wake up. U still in the bed, schleep. But in your dream, nuclear apocalypse has happened. There is death everywhere. U come upon a ravine filled with dead, rotting bodies. U feel me? Like a whole sea of dead people, rotting corpses, transforming into zombies. It hit your nostrils. U get the inclination to vomit but u just dry heaving. U sweating. Panicking. Doing the running man in the bed like your legs tryina propel u forward. And then u realize. The world hasn't ended. That rotten mammal flesh odor burning your nostrils that set off all your fear sensors? That's bae. She just pooped in your vicinity (hotel room bathroom, to be exact.) And yo life never gon be the same. U little savages Bruh? U little 102 pound joints? Mandy the lil blond with a button nose and the bird tattoo behind the ear? Y'all the worst. Stop it - y'all the worst. Of ALL. One poopie from one of u small girls and I'm in cardiac arrest. Men lemme burst your bubble right quick: girls poop. Just like us. All I'm saying is when it happen, be prepared. Ya get me? BE PREPARED πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies I swear y'all are partly ninja by nature, lemme explain. U crash with a girl for two days. U with her every second of the day. U trac...

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Beautiful, Children, and Christmas: <p><span>twas&rsquo; 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38</span><br/><span>when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven&rsquo;s gate.</span><br/><span>their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.</span><br/><span>they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.</span><br/><span>they were filled with such joy, they didn&rsquo;t know what to say.</span></p> <div class="text_exposed_show">they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.<br/>&ldquo;where are we?&rdquo; asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.<br/>&ldquo;this is heaven.&rdquo; declared a small boy. &ldquo;we&rsquo;re spending Christmas at God&rsquo;s house.&rdquo;<br/>when what to their wondering eyes did appear,<br/>but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near.<br/>He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same.<br/>then He opened His arms and He called them by name.<br/>and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring<br/>those children all flew into the arms of their King<br/>and as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,<br/>one small girl turned and looked at Jesus&rsquo; face.<br/>and as if He could read all the questions she had<br/>He gently whispered to her, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll take care of mom and dad.&rdquo;<br/>then He looked down on earth, the world far below<br/>He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe<br/>then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand,<br/>&ldquo;Let My power and presence re-enter this land!&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;may this country be delivered from the hands of fools&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m taking back my nation. I&rsquo;m taking back my schools!&rdquo;<br/>then He and the children stood up without a sound.<br/>&ldquo;come now my children, let me show you around.&rdquo;<br/>excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran.<br/>all displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can.<br/>and i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight,<br/>&ldquo;in the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT.&rdquo;<br/><br/>Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA</div>

twas’ 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven’s gate.their smiles were contagious, their laug...

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