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Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was being adopted. He also tried to steal my cheeseburger @DrSmashlove Reddit u/3riny3s A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tom’s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it πŸ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said β€œnaturally sourced aluminum.” FOH πŸ˜‚. β€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.” Aluminum is an ELEMENT. It’s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF 😀. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tom’s makes natural deodorant that’s called β€œwild lavender”. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say β€œRAIN” smile at u 😍 (side note: was she born β€˜Rain’? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name β€˜Rain’ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it β€˜Rain’? 😍 lmao I’m wild lemme stop πŸ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tom’s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy πŸ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like β€œew - DEALBREAKER!” WELL FUβ€” just kidding! Baby girl that’s fair! πŸ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! 😍 Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the β€˜wild lavender’ may not cut it πŸ˜‚. Y’all got that β€˜built in’ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was
 being adopted. He also tried to steal my
 cheeseburger
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/3riny3s
A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tom’s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it πŸ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said β€œnaturally sourced aluminum.” FOH πŸ˜‚. β€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.” Aluminum is an ELEMENT. It’s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF 😀. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tom’s makes natural deodorant that’s called β€œwild lavender”. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say β€œRAIN” smile at u 😍 (side note: was she born β€˜Rain’? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name β€˜Rain’ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it β€˜Rain’? 😍 lmao I’m wild lemme stop πŸ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tom’s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy πŸ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like β€œew - DEALBREAKER!” WELL FUβ€” just kidding! Baby girl that’s fair! πŸ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! 😍 Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the β€˜wild lavender’ may not cut it πŸ˜‚. Y’all got that β€˜built in’ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tom’s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got alumi...