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Bad, Family, and Phone: 2 When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the snake I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the control to open the mechanical claw at the end of the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in reverse and starts to pull it back up By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the roonm Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain, The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence? While they're discussing this, the room phone rings The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl The actual clog was never found 10980 Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

America, Animals, and Comfortable: 8 AJ @NCSox Writer: "ls it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?" Editor: "Either one is fine." numbers, including some that teaturea a pucket and bells prigaue w buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNIFER STULTZ MENTORING DAY Students get first hand job experience By Gale Rose experience what it would imal Veterinarian Clinic imals. Patton likes all rosepratttribune.com belike to work at those 40 for their business, Stu- kinds of animals and said businesses, They asked dents got a tour of the fa- she learned a lot from the Hager students invaded questions and got some cility, learned what hap experience. Watching the businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake cat the mouse im Tuesday, October 24 as various operations, t to handle various an- pressed her the most. they looked for future job Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be- come a veterinarian and ropportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat- anake eat a mouse. ton of Kingman High Luna said she was in enjoyed learning every- The 97 students from 12 School and America Fer- terested in animal health thing that veterinarians ity Mentoring Day schools fanned out across nandez of St. John chose and wanted to know more Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An about caring for hurt an- SEE MENTORING,6 Hospital Pharmacist for 41 years 4years Commisloner for lPratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals 3 years Pratt City Commisslon Graduate of Tratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy Past Member and Preskdent of Civic Groups and Organirations Esperience and Knowledge of Financial Responsihility and Budgeting Supparts Family Vaues, ducation, and Buslness Growth Common Senve Approach for the Suntained Progress of Pratt ug Meyer y Commissioner I have to write a paper for school. If you have a problem with drug abuse or have had a problem (doesn’t have to be a serious problem, and can be alcohol-nicotine) DM me if you are comfortable with taking an anonymous survey. It would help me out a lot, I’ll give you a follow.

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Baked, Be Like, and Chill: How do you make a person love you using witchcraft? That is a very difficult spell. You'll have to light a pink candle using wooden matches, write your and the person of your desire's name on two different pieces of paper drip a circle with the pink wax around your names and eventually seal them together that way, During all of this you have to focus intensely on your beloved and imagine what your relationship would be like. Making someone love you is very difficult though That's the easiest spell in the world! To make a man love you collect some of your menstrual blood, bake it into a cake and feed it to him What is it this time? <p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>

<p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:<...