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                            Halle Berry Strokes Kitty In Cute 'Caturday' Meme Snapshot
                        
                    

                    
                

            
        
    
    






    

    
    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        Blue, Puppy, and Got: My son made me take this photo until I got the shot.... A few hundred shots later, it happened. I got the tongue at full extension!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Blue, Puppy, and Got: My son made me take this photo until I got the shot.... A few hundred shots later, it happened. I got the tongue at full extension!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
My son made me take this photo until I got the shot.... A few hundred shots later, it happened. I got the tongue at full extension!

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Birthday, Love, and Pop: This Little Girl Narrated To
 Her Class How Her Brother
 Was Born. This Is Priceless
 I've been teaching now for about fifteen
 years. I have two kids myself, but the best
 birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
 second-grade classroom a few years back.
 Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very
 bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and
 waddles up to the front of the class with a
 pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds
 up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my
 baby brother, and I'm going to tell you
 about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy
 made him as a symbol of their love, and then
 Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach
 and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months
 through an umbrella cord." She's standing
 there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm
 trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video
 camera rolling. The kids are watching her in
 amazement.
 "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother
 starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand
 behind her back and groans. "She walked
 around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh,
 oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical
 duck-walk, holding her back and groaning.
 "My father called the middle wife. She
 delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign
 on the car like the Domino's man. They got
 my mother to lay down in bed like this."
 Erica lies down with her back against the
 wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this
 bag of water she kept in there in case he got
 thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all
 over the bed, like psshhheew!
 The kid has her legs spread and with her
 little hands is miming water flowing away. It
 was too much!
 "Then the middle wife starts going push,
 push, and breathe, breathe. They start
 counting, but they never even got past 10
 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
 He was covered in yucky stuff they said was
 from the play-center, so there must be a lot
 of stuff inside there
 Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical
 bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI
 applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's
 show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder
 just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes
 long
<p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Birthday, Love, and Pop: This Little Girl Narrated To
 Her Class How Her Brother
 Was Born. This Is Priceless
 I've been teaching now for about fifteen
 years. I have two kids myself, but the best
 birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
 second-grade classroom a few years back.
 Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very
 bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and
 waddles up to the front of the class with a
 pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds
 up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my
 baby brother, and I'm going to tell you
 about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy
 made him as a symbol of their love, and then
 Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach
 and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months
 through an umbrella cord." She's standing
 there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm
 trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video
 camera rolling. The kids are watching her in
 amazement.
 "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother
 starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand
 behind her back and groans. "She walked
 around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh,
 oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical
 duck-walk, holding her back and groaning.
 "My father called the middle wife. She
 delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign
 on the car like the Domino's man. They got
 my mother to lay down in bed like this."
 Erica lies down with her back against the
 wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this
 bag of water she kept in there in case he got
 thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all
 over the bed, like psshhheew!
 The kid has her legs spread and with her
 little hands is miming water flowing away. It
 was too much!
 "Then the middle wife starts going push,
 push, and breathe, breathe. They start
 counting, but they never even got past 10
 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
 He was covered in yucky stuff they said was
 from the play-center, so there must be a lot
 of stuff inside there
 Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical
 bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI
 applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's
 show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder
 just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes
 long
<p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bad, Candy, and Fire: Not That Kind of Girl
 150
 through the barrier. "Mom, she kissed me! Look, she kised
 me!" I leaned in again, and she bit down hard on m
 y no
 se
 with her two new teeth and laughed.
 As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affe
 tion: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a
 "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her
 on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on
 TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sex-
 ual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was try-
 ing. Maybe, I thought, she would be more willing to accept
 kisses if I wore the face mask my grandmother had for when
 she did her dialysis. (The answer was no.) What I really
 wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me
 that she was helpless without her big sister leading her
 through the world. I took a perverse pleasure in delivering
 bad news to her-the death of our grandfather, a fire across
 the street-hoping that her fear would drive her into my
 arms, would make her trust me.
 "If you don't try so hard it'll be better" my father sai
 I hung back. But once she was
 he her breathe: in, out, i,
 er said. So
 sleeping, I would creep into
 r room and listen to
 until she rolled away.
<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/140180998254/blacklight-philosophy-egalitarian-gamer" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://blacklight-philosophy.tumblr.com/post/139993057354/egalitarian-gamer-valyrian-tomfoolery" class="tumblr_blog">blacklight-philosophy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egalitarian-gamer.tumblr.com/post/139992304059">egalitarian-gamer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valyrian-tomfoolery.tumblr.com/post/139991556801">valyrian-tomfoolery</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feministxtears.tumblr.com/post/139949839397">feministxtears</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelcheeser.tumblr.com/post/120681277815">rachelcheeser</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I’ve seen a lot of anti-lena dunham recently so I decided to read a lot of different articles. I then came across one with a snapshot of her book. Actually wanna vomit now.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But she’s a feminist so it doesn’t matter.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FIND THIS HORRIBLY DISTURBING’</p>
<h2>HOW?!</h2>
</blockquote>
<p>I just want to know why she hadn’t been ostracised. This is absolutely horrid and she deserves a special seat in the deepest pits of Hell because not only did she do this shit, but she WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT and is in no way ashamed of her behaviour. I feel bad for her sister; not only did she endure this shit, but she also got to watch as it was published and read by thousands of people as a fucking novel. That poor girl must be humiliated beyond all measure because now everyone knows about it. That can be more damaging than the actual abuse itself.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What surprises me even more than the fact that she hasn’t been ostracized yet, but the vehement defense she’s been receiving at large. The excuses being made for her are incredible. “It was just a game! They were just kids!” etc.</p></blockquote>

<p>I want you to stop and imagine with me for a second: a male star writes a book about how he used to bribe his little sister to kiss him and crawled into her bed while she was sleeping. He actively try to emotionally manipulate her into relying on him and took, in his own words, “perverse pleasure” and giving her bad news in order to make her more emotionally dependent on him. oh, and he also used to lay in bed next to her and masturbate while she was sleeping. Feel incredibly dirty yet? But Lena Dunham has a vagina, so everything is OK.</p></blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Candy, and Fire: Not That Kind of Girl
 150
 through the barrier. "Mom, she kissed me! Look, she kised
 me!" I leaned in again, and she bit down hard on m
 y no
 se
 with her two new teeth and laughed.
 As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affe
 tion: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a
 "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her
 on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on
 TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sex-
 ual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was try-
 ing. Maybe, I thought, she would be more willing to accept
 kisses if I wore the face mask my grandmother had for when
 she did her dialysis. (The answer was no.) What I really
 wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me
 that she was helpless without her big sister leading her
 through the world. I took a perverse pleasure in delivering
 bad news to her-the death of our grandfather, a fire across
 the street-hoping that her fear would drive her into my
 arms, would make her trust me.
 "If you don't try so hard it'll be better" my father sai
 I hung back. But once she was
 he her breathe: in, out, i,
 er said. So
 sleeping, I would creep into
 r room and listen to
 until she rolled away.
<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/140180998254/blacklight-philosophy-egalitarian-gamer" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://blacklight-philosophy.tumblr.com/post/139993057354/egalitarian-gamer-valyrian-tomfoolery" class="tumblr_blog">blacklight-philosophy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egalitarian-gamer.tumblr.com/post/139992304059">egalitarian-gamer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valyrian-tomfoolery.tumblr.com/post/139991556801">valyrian-tomfoolery</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feministxtears.tumblr.com/post/139949839397">feministxtears</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelcheeser.tumblr.com/post/120681277815">rachelcheeser</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I’ve seen a lot of anti-lena dunham recently so I decided to read a lot of different articles. I then came across one with a snapshot of her book. Actually wanna vomit now.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But she’s a feminist so it doesn’t matter.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>HOW DO PEOPLE NOT FIND THIS HORRIBLY DISTURBING’</p>
<h2>HOW?!</h2>
</blockquote>
<p>I just want to know why she hadn’t been ostracised. This is absolutely horrid and she deserves a special seat in the deepest pits of Hell because not only did she do this shit, but she WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT and is in no way ashamed of her behaviour. I feel bad for her sister; not only did she endure this shit, but she also got to watch as it was published and read by thousands of people as a fucking novel. That poor girl must be humiliated beyond all measure because now everyone knows about it. That can be more damaging than the actual abuse itself.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What surprises me even more than the fact that she hasn’t been ostracized yet, but the vehement defense she’s been receiving at large. The excuses being made for her are incredible. “It was just a game! They were just kids!” etc.</p></blockquote>

<p>I want you to stop and imagine with me for a second: a male star writes a book about how he used to bribe his little sister to kiss him and crawled into her bed while she was sleeping. He actively try to emotionally manipulate her into relying on him and took, in his own words, “perverse pleasure” and giving her bad news in order to make her more emotionally dependent on him. oh, and he also used to lay in bed next to her and masturbate while she was sleeping. Feel incredibly dirty yet? But Lena Dunham has a vagina, so everything is OK.</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Memes, Pressure, and Vision: Dont
 downgrade
 your dreams to
 match your reality
 Upgrade your belief
 to match your
 Vision
Here is a snapshot of few sources of influence that are affecting you every day. . These sources are at the heart of your day-to-day choices, and have a far-reaching effect on how you live your life as well as whether you’re satisfied or frustrated with your life, overall. . Self-talk — What goes through your mind when making a decision is often subtle and easy to miss, but very powerful. The things you say to yourself in your head can empower you or make you feel completely powerless. They can cause you to pause and think about your next action, or drive you to make choices mindlessly. . Previous Experiences — If your current circumstances resemble experiences you’ve had before, that may push you to make the same familiar choice you made before…or compel you to make a different one. Even experiences we’ve long forgotten can influence our choices years later. . People — Whether through peer pressure, or a fondness toward someone, just being with other people can cause you to eliminate some choices as options and make other choices much more likely for you to choose. . The Future — When faced with a decision, in an instant, you will have considered the potential outcomes of many choices. If you want to avoid a specific outcome or effect, you’ll make a choice that you believe will avoid it. If you desire a specific outcome, you’ll make a choice that you think will bring that potential future. ✧ 📷 @timkarsliyev ✑ ❍ mondaymotivation dailydose quote positivity upgrade
        

            
            

                
                
                    Memes, Pressure, and Vision: Dont
 downgrade
 your dreams to
 match your reality
 Upgrade your belief
 to match your
 Vision
Here is a snapshot of few sources of influence that are affecting you every day. . These sources are at the heart of your day-to-day choices, and have a far-reaching effect on how you live your life as well as whether you’re satisfied or frustrated with your life, overall. . Self-talk — What goes through your mind when making a decision is often subtle and easy to miss, but very powerful. The things you say to yourself in your head can empower you or make you feel completely powerless. They can cause you to pause and think about your next action, or drive you to make choices mindlessly. . Previous Experiences — If your current circumstances resemble experiences you’ve had before, that may push you to make the same familiar choice you made before…or compel you to make a different one. Even experiences we’ve long forgotten can influence our choices years later. . People — Whether through peer pressure, or a fondness toward someone, just being with other people can cause you to eliminate some choices as options and make other choices much more likely for you to choose. . The Future — When faced with a decision, in an instant, you will have considered the potential outcomes of many choices. If you want to avoid a specific outcome or effect, you’ll make a choice that you believe will avoid it. If you desire a specific outcome, you’ll make a choice that you think will bring that potential future. ✧ 📷 @timkarsliyev ✑ ❍ mondaymotivation dailydose quote positivity upgrade
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Here is a snapshot of few sources of influence that are affecting you every day. . These sources are at the heart of your day-to-day choices...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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                                    Meme Jackson scores 33, No. 9 Vols top No. 12 Texas 88-82
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
                                    Happy 4th of July 2019: Memes & Funny Jokes to share on USA Independence Day
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
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                                    Republican Devin Nunes used a 4chan meme to mock journalists
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
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                                    GOP apologizes to governor for vulgar Facebook post
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
                                    30 Sarcastic Quotes & Sassy Memes For You To Live By Every Single Day
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
                                    Apology for meme: SC has erred
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                                
                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
                                    PewDiePie explains emotional decision to end 'Subscribe to PewDiePie' movement
                                
                            

                            
                        

                    
                
            
                
                    
                        

                            

                                
                                
                                
                            

                            
                            

                                
                                    Kejriwal's 'Maniland' launches a thousand memes