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ruthion: zottgrammes: there was talk today about the diamond pearls being sad and stuff and i’m here to say#NoSadPearls2016oh i guess the blue diamond refers to yellow as ‘allnatt’, one of the most famous yellow diamonds in the world. the equiv for blue would be ‘hope’, but that seemed like an odd name for diamonds to address each other by.inspired by two comics!@amberfigueroa: http://amberfigueroa.tumblr.com/post/137042331079@sunrayeearts: http://sunrayeearts.tumblr.com/post/136858919577 Oh YIS! This is CUTE!!: ALLNATT & BLUE pt.1 HM? who is it Pear l? bveep! oh. its Yellow Diamond.. | Bhnr! HAlMAtt m so DONE wih Peido KAZZA RZZ ANG D SA ER I S All nate Calm Joun What nspened? Shes cute when she gers worked чр. vSi Uro DoES SHO AN'T TAUK TWME THAT o SHE S J%ouLD ww ARE L EVEN USTENI To ME?! BLU mhm. ALLNATT & BLUE Pt, 2 EAR qUSH KI DESTROY mh m.. And? Oh... STAMP STAMP ZoHg 16 SIAM? N ruthion: zottgrammes: there was talk today about the diamond pearls being sad and stuff and i’m here to say#NoSadPearls2016oh i guess the blue diamond refers to yellow as ‘allnatt’, one of the most famous yellow diamonds in the world. the equiv for blue would be ‘hope’, but that seemed like an odd name for diamonds to address each other by.inspired by two comics!@amberfigueroa: http://amberfigueroa.tumblr.com/post/137042331079@sunrayeearts: http://sunrayeearts.tumblr.com/post/136858919577 Oh YIS! This is CUTE!!

ruthion: zottgrammes: there was talk today about the diamond pearls being sad and stuff and i’m here to say#NoSadPearls2016oh i guess t...

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andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

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veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED : r/UIUC u/NovemberVictim S 17h SUBSCRIBE NSFWW I'm so done with trying to have sex at this school NSFW 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you. And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys 1.5k 119 Share veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED
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