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Ass, Birthday, and Comfortable: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: โ€œit wont happen again, but your expectations are too highโ€ what kind of morbid ass shit is that โ€œI think you know I was drunkโ€ daaamn thatโ€™s so accurate to me โ€œIt wont happen again bit it would have been shit anywaysโ€ this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use โ€œLook me in the eyesโ€ฆ I am filled with existential angstโ€Now I donโ€™t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy Iโ€™m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey donโ€™t look at me like that, I just found out Iโ€™m a ghost! Donโ€™t look at me like that. ย My bed is too comfortable. โ€œYou know what? I have diarrhea.โ€ โ€œHonestlyโ€ฆitโ€™s none of your business โ€œ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with โ€œfor the last time, I donโ€™t give a shitโ€ โ€œYou know why, Bob? Shut up, thatโ€™s why!โ€ โ€ฆ..i love it โ€œIโ€™m soooo sorry. I was drunk.โ€ The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up thatโ€™s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst โ€œYou know what? I have a life.โ€ So savage, damn-
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Amazon, Apple, and Facebook: did you know? When Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates, he laughed in their faces, raised the ransom, and sent his men to collect enough silver to pay it. While he waited, he won them over (despite treating them as minions) and gained so much trust that they didn't believe it when he said he'd come back to kill them all. He later captured them, got his silver back, cut their throats, and had them crucified. PHOTO: WHENONEARTH DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM Julius is so savage. โš”๏ธ savage savageaf juliusceasar wow ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did You Know(s)? โžก๐Ÿ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] โžก๐Ÿ“ฑ Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! ๐Ÿ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog ๐Ÿ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW

Julius is so savage. โš”๏ธ savage savageaf juliusceasar wow ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did ...

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